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Re: Satan is a Penguin
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2009, 05:53:54 PM »
Booo.  (To you, not him).  What an old joke!

(Of course it doesn't surprise me that Satan would be employed in Pittsburgh...)
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Re: Satan is a Penguin
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 09:50:41 PM »
This reminds me of an old Concrete Blonde song, "God is a Bullet."  LOL
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Re: Satan is a Penguin
« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2012, 10:18:54 AM »
Booo.  (To you, not him).  What an old joke!

(Of course it doesn't surprise me that Satan would be employed in Pittsburgh...)


You take that back  >:(  :P
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Re: Satan is a Penguin
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2012, 11:27:15 AM »
Booo.  (To you, not him).  What an old joke!

(Of course it doesn't surprise me that Satan would be employed in Pittsburgh...)


You take that back  >:(  :P
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Re: Satan is a Penguin
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2012, 03:53:54 PM »
Booo.  (To you, not him).  What an old joke!

(Of course it doesn't surprise me that Satan would be employed in Pittsburgh...)


You take that back  >:(  :P
Don't tell me you've acquired this bug of having to resurrect dead threads. ::)


Gahhh noooo! That seems to be going on quite a bit now  :P  I recant.
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