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HAHAHAHAHA

Congrats Serge!!!!!!!!!!
You are our first patriarch


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Never mind, I got it...clever website, isn't it?
« Last Edit: January 14, 2003, 02:32:27 PM by Mor Ephrem »
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Mor--

He posted over a certain number of posts and so he automatically earned the title "patriarch."

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But he hasn't picked his jurisdiction or where he is patriarch of.


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To bashlom Abun sah'yo Mor Sarkis...
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Patriarch Serge of all Antartica and outer Oceans

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Patriarch of Guinness brewery would be appropriate, though one can argue he's too English to be permitted the post.

And despite what that cup--styrofoam is it?--of what I presume to be vodka may lead us to believe, I'm sure he'll stay true to the use of the traditional glass with its trademark harp, rather than replace them, issuing plastic or styrofoam receptacles.

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Patriarch Serge of all Antartica and outer Oceans

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[But he hasn't picked his jurisdiction or where he is patriarch of.]

Ye gads!  Just what we need - another self proclaimed Patriarch!

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How about Patriarch of Atlantis and all undersea kingdoms!

Sorry, the Ecumenical Patriarch has jurisdiction over the Orthodox diaspora!  ;D
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Congradulations Serge.  But since there is no apostolic succession here, that makes you a vagante. :P
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[Sorry, the Ecumenical Patriarch has jurisdiction over the Orthodox diaspora!]

Well excuuuuse Me!  But thats only the upper diasporia where all us barbarians reside.  

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Congradulations Serge.  But since there is no apostolic succession here, that makes you a vagante. :P


Mr Smythe, that is by far the wittiest thing ever posted here :P

Congrats, Serge!
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Patriarch of Guinness brewery would be appropriate, though one can argue he's too English to be permitted the post.

And despite what that cup--styrofoam is it?--of what I presume to be vodka may lead us to believe, I'm sure he'll stay true to the use of the traditional glass with its trademark harp, rather than replace them, issuing plastic or styrofoam receptacles.


I certainly hope so or Patriarch Serge will never be able to set foot in Ireland. Plastic cups for Guinness ???? Most Holy Theotokos save us!

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For Serge:

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 ;D

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