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« on: December 02, 2012, 12:10:00 PM »

After looking through some of the Goodby threads, I thought that this may be time for one of my own.  So, I am going to say goodby to all of you and go play World of Tanks for a while.  You all can feel free to tell me how much you love me and will miss me, but make it quick.  I will be back on later this evening.
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2012, 12:42:42 PM »

God's speed, and come back.
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2012, 02:30:04 PM »

After looking through some of the Goodby threads, I thought that this may be time for one of my own.  So, I am going to say goodby to all of you and go play World of Tanks for a while.  You all can feel free to tell me how much you love me and will miss me, but make it quick.  I will be back on later this evening.

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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2012, 02:35:41 PM »

If you'll be my bodyguard
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I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2012, 02:40:25 PM »

Post of the Year nomination (for the OP, but Asteriktos' quoting of the classic Paul Simon song "You Can Call Me Al" is a nice touch)!
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2012, 03:45:53 PM »

I will keep you in my prayers.
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2012, 03:49:58 PM »

Does nobody know what a satire is?
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2012, 05:34:35 PM »

Does nobody know what a satire is?
This is no time for jokes, Mr. TheAleut. Punch is leaving us!  Cry

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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2012, 05:46:11 PM »

Does nobody know what a satire is?
This is no time for jokes, Mr. TheAleut. Punch is leaving us!  Cry
No, his post indicates that he is not leaving us. Also consider where it's coming from. On this forum, Punch is the king of satire. He will be back. He even said so.
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« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2012, 07:12:27 PM »

I have now completely lost track of who is joking and who doesn't know that other people are joking. Good work, oc.net!
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« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2012, 08:05:06 PM »

I have now completely lost track of who is joking and who doesn't know that other people are joking. Good work, oc.net!
Dear Asteriktos,

You and Mr. TheAleut both!  Wink

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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2012, 08:12:33 PM »

I leave this forum every night without anyone telling me goodbye. Life is hard. ;-)
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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2012, 08:15:24 PM »

But you have a significant other to comfort you, yes? When I turn my computer off for the night I curl up in a ball in the corner and sob until I fall asleep.  Tongue
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« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2012, 08:31:06 PM »

But you have a significant other to comfort you, yes? When I turn my computer off for the night I curl up in a ball in the corner and sob until I fall asleep.  Tongue

You need a oc.net iPhone app with push notifications then you can be comforted by the womb of the community all night.
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« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2012, 08:38:31 PM »

But you have a significant other to comfort you, yes? When I turn my computer off for the night I curl up in a ball in the corner and sob until I fall asleep.  Tongue

You need a oc.net iPhone app

There is such a thing?
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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2012, 08:47:55 PM »

I have now completely lost track of who is joking and who doesn't know that other people are joking. Good work, oc.net!
Dear Asteriktos,

You and Mr. TheAleut both!  Wink

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You assume that you are the one who understands this one correctly?
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2012, 09:19:28 PM »

I have now completely lost track of who is joking and who doesn't know that other people are joking. Good work, oc.net!
Dear Asteriktos,

You and Mr. TheAleut both!  Wink

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Andrew (an understander of jokes)
You assume that you are the one who understands this one correctly?
I knew Sir Punch was funning us the whole time. I was just playfully dramatizing. Wink

In Christ,
Andrew

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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2012, 09:19:55 PM »

But you have a significant other to comfort you, yes? When I turn my computer off for the night I curl up in a ball in the corner and sob until I fall asleep.  Tongue

You need a oc.net iPhone app

There is such a thing?
God spare us!
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2012, 12:12:47 AM »

But you have a significant other to comfort you, yes? When I turn my computer off for the night I curl up in a ball in the corner and sob until I fall asleep.  Tongue

Man, I come back to the forum and now you are making me cry.
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2012, 12:27:00 AM »

I have now completely lost track of who is joking and who doesn't know that other people are joking. Good work, oc.net!
Dear Asteriktos,

You and Mr. TheAleut both!  Wink

In Christ,
Andrew (an understander of jokes)
You assume that you are the one who understands this one correctly?
You, good sir, were outplayed. laugh
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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2012, 01:58:09 AM »

Does nobody know what a satire is?

I would hope that you do not think me so insensitive as to nominate a non-satire "I'm leaving the forum" post for "post of the year".
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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2012, 02:33:05 AM »

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I can loan you a Kleenex.
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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2012, 03:21:01 AM »

I have now completely lost track of who is joking and who doesn't know that other people are joking. Good work, oc.net!
Dear Asteriktos,

You and Mr. TheAleut both!  Wink

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You assume that you are the one who understands this one correctly?
You, good sir, were outplayed. laugh
Only if you trust Shlomlokh to not be blowing smoke up your ****. Wink
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2012, 04:05:46 AM »

Those who say goodbye
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Some choose the sun
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If you understand this truth
Please let me know



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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2012, 09:21:06 AM »

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LOL
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« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2012, 10:05:52 AM »

Does nobody know what a satire is?
This is no time for jokes, Mr. TheAleut. Punch is leaving us!  Cry
No, his post indicates that he is not leaving us. Also consider where it's coming from. On this forum, Punch is the king of satire. He will be back. He even said so.
Was that a promise, or a threat?
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« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2012, 10:26:52 AM »

Those who say goodbye
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Some choose the sun
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Please let me know



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« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2012, 10:47:34 AM »

Hello, I must be going.
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