I think it's time I wrote a book. It is going to be called "No!"
It will have a page dedicated to each question about the faith that, if I get asked it again, will make me scream. There will be the question, then one of those fancy swirls like you see in calligraphy, and under that, the answer in huge letters. Because it's one thing to have different beliefs - it's another thing for absolutely no one to give a rip about the answer, no matter how many times it's been explained. How many years have to go by before people get the idea that this sort of thing isn't true?
"Did you get your holidays from--"
"Those pictures on the wall of your church, do you worship--"
"Don't you really think televangelists are better than--"
"No no no no!"