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Which is best?

Vikings
3 (20%)
Ninjas
8 (53.3%)
Pirates
4 (26.7%)
Other (post comment)
0 (0%)

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Offline Aindriú

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Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« on: November 17, 2012, 01:57:19 PM »
Obviously Vikings are the best, I just want to know how many deluded there are.  :D ;D

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2012, 03:34:45 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Vikings= Rape, pillage, plunder

Pirates= renegade slave raiders/traders

Ninjas= rouge mercenaries

Hmmm.. Which is best seems like a mercilessly insensitive question.

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2012, 03:41:05 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Vikings= Rape, pillage, plunder

Pirates= renegade slave raiders/traders

Ninjas= rouge mercenaries

Hmmm.. Which is best seems like a mercilessly insensitive question.

stay blessed,
habte selassie

Just so I can make a more informed vote- the rouge of the ninja mercenaries, is that as in "Red" or as in the cosmetic?
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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2012, 03:42:07 PM »
Pirates > Vikings > Ninjas

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2012, 03:56:49 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Vikings= Rape, pillage, plunder

Pirates= renegade slave raiders/traders

Ninjas= rouge mercenaries

Hmmm.. Which is best seems like a mercilessly insensitive question.

stay blessed,
habte selassie

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2012, 05:26:02 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Vikings= Rape, pillage, plunder

Pirates= renegade slave raiders/traders

Ninjas= rouge mercenaries

Hmmm.. Which is best seems like a mercilessly insensitive question.

stay blessed,
habte selassie

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2012, 05:48:23 PM »
In terms of pure combat skills I think ninja training was probably superior.

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2012, 06:02:57 PM »
In terms of pure combat skills I think ninja training was probably superior.

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2012, 08:27:25 PM »
vikings, at any time.  :)

If we just ignore the fact that they were pagans, murderes and occasionally practised human sacrifice, they were awesome. Besides, we ruled over England(for some time)

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2012, 09:09:19 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Vikings= Rape, pillage, plunder

Pirates= renegade slave raiders/traders

Ninjas= rouge mercenaries

Hmmm.. Which is best seems like a mercilessly insensitive question.

stay blessed,
habte selassie

So I take it you don't have an opinion on Waffen-SS vs Viet Cong vs Assyrian?


OP - If the pirate could stay sober my money would be that the firelocks would give him an edge.
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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2012, 09:25:59 PM »
This vote is really too simple- which out of the three can be combined with all the following?

Teenage.

Mutant.

Turtle.

The Norse climate is obviously too cold for turtles.

Pirates come close- while not a teenager, nor a turtle, the ever loving blue-eyed Thing had a short stint as Blackbeard.
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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2012, 02:29:25 PM »
On a side note, the Chinese word for "Viking" simply means "North European pirate."

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2012, 01:37:36 PM »
Vikings were always too cliche for me and Ninjas, well , whenever i hear the word Ninja i think of a 20 something guy with a sword collection...but your Pirate....Goes where he pleases and pleases where he goes.

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2012, 07:55:03 PM »
Vikings are cliche, yet pirates have an amusement park ride at Disney World...

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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2012, 08:02:15 PM »
And not a word about aliens or robots.  >:(
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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2012, 08:41:51 PM »
Ha! Psionics!



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Re: Vikings vs Pirates vs Ninjas
« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2012, 09:19:05 PM »
As much as I love my Viking ancestors...Ninjas win. Vikings nor Pirates could touch a Ninja.
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