Ha. What a clever trap have I laid!
J Michael, Asteriktos, and Maria, you'se people are just trolling me now! But you did not recognize me for who I am. Father Ambrose, before the time of sadness, once referred to me as the King of Trolls, who's very name means "a war to you" in Serbian, and who should be hung from the walls of New Gracanica as a warning to others. Thus, as King of Trolls, thou art my subjects. I demand ye kneel before me!
And lo, the Vamratocracy became one step closer to realization.