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« Reply #1980 on: October 20, 2014, 04:33:03 PM »

I sort of don't even get that one. Our Lord as a boxer?  Huh

Yes, apparently this artist is into Muscular Christianity.

Wow. Okey-doke.
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« Reply #1981 on: October 20, 2014, 04:37:46 PM »








John Coltrane is a saint in the African Orthodox Church. Guess I'll be converting.

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« Reply #1982 on: October 20, 2014, 04:43:26 PM »

I sort of don't even get that one. Our Lord as a boxer?  Huh

Yes, apparently this artist is into Muscular Christianity.

Hey bro, do you even know how much Jesus could bench press?
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« Reply #1983 on: October 20, 2014, 05:01:15 PM »


Did you have to bring up that train wreck of a thread?  Angry Angry
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« Reply #1984 on: October 20, 2014, 05:04:52 PM »


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« Reply #1985 on: October 20, 2014, 05:11:29 PM »

^There are days when you sort of wish for the good old days of the Inquisition and its related punishments.
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« Reply #1986 on: October 20, 2014, 05:28:48 PM »



"Fourth Ecumenical Council of Chalcedon" (1876) by Vasily Surikov.
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« Reply #1987 on: October 20, 2014, 05:33:19 PM »

That's not shlock, nor is it an icon. It's a painting of an historical event.
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« Reply #1988 on: October 20, 2014, 05:34:25 PM »

That's not shlock, nor is it an icon. It's a painting of an historical event.

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« Reply #1989 on: October 20, 2014, 05:37:22 PM »


Did you have to bring up that train wreck of a thread?  Angry Angry

Agreed!  One of the most puerile, insipid, disrespectful and utterly stupid threads in the history of the boards surpassing even "The Farting Priest" and "Non-Chalcedonians Are Heretics (Except Bob Marley Cuz Legend Rocks!)".  It was a hair's breadth away from "How many keg stands do you think He could do, bro?"
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« Reply #1990 on: October 20, 2014, 05:57:55 PM »

Agreed!  One of the most puerile, insipid, disrespectful and utterly stupid threads in the history of the boards surpassing even "The Farting Priest" and "Non-Chalcedonians Are Heretics (Except Bob Marley Cuz Legend Rocks!)".  It was a hair's breadth away from "How many keg stands do you think He could do, bro?"

This deserves a POM nomination.
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« Reply #1991 on: Yesterday at 09:23:48 AM »


Did you have to bring up that train wreck of a thread?  Angry Angry

Agreed!  One of the most puerile, insipid, disrespectful and utterly stupid threads in the history of the boards surpassing even "The Farting Priest" and "Non-Chalcedonians Are Heretics (Except Bob Marley Cuz Legend Rocks!)".  It was a hair's breadth away from "How many keg stands do you think He could do, bro?"

Hmmm, now you got me thinking...
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