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« Reply #1935 on: September 22, 2014, 06:37:07 PM »

The Holy Spirit looks like it is trying to tear out the woman's heart in a ghostly fashion.
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« Reply #1936 on: September 22, 2014, 06:39:31 PM »

The Holy Spirit looks like it is trying to tear out the woman's heart in a ghostly fashion.


I thought it resembled the Clay scene from Ghost...
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« Reply #1937 on: September 22, 2014, 06:41:57 PM »

The Holy Spirit looks like it is trying to tear out the woman's heart in a ghostly fashion.

Shouldn't it go into a thread called 'More than Slightly Creepy Pictures' instead of this one?  Wink
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« Reply #1938 on: September 22, 2014, 06:54:10 PM »

The Holy Spirit looks like it is trying to tear out the woman's heart in a ghostly fashion.

Shouldn't it go into a thread called 'More than Slightly Creepy Pictures' instead of this one?  Wink

I agree. There's schlock, and there's plain scary-weird.  Tongue Wink
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« Reply #1939 on: September 23, 2014, 03:04:10 PM »

This is almost LOL-worthy



Note that the stars of virginity are Stars of David.
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« Reply #1940 on: September 23, 2014, 07:23:29 PM »

This is almost LOL-worthy



Note that the stars of virginity are Stars of David.

The child is also wearing a yarmulke, and there are twelve, not nine, bars in his halo. Either an oversight, or perhaps a reference to the Twelve Tribes of Israel? Either way, it's wrong.

And the inscriptions make no sense. Spelling errors.
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« Reply #1941 on: September 23, 2014, 07:29:12 PM »

This is almost LOL-worthy



Note that the stars of virginity are Stars of David.

The child is also wearing a yarmulke, and there are twelve, not nine, bars in his halo. Either an oversight, or perhaps a reference to the Twelve Tribes of Israel? Either way, it's wrong.

And the inscriptions make no sense. Spelling errors.
I think that's an overestimation of the intelligence of people who make stuff like this. Tongue
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« Reply #1942 on: September 23, 2014, 07:35:41 PM »

I actually liked the inscriptions, once I figured out how to read them properly. 
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« Reply #1943 on: September 23, 2014, 07:36:51 PM »

This is almost LOL-worthy

Note that the stars of virginity are Stars of David.

The child is also wearing a yarmulke, and there are twelve, not nine, bars in his halo. Either an oversight, or perhaps a reference to the Twelve Tribes of Israel? Either way, it's wrong.

And the inscriptions make no sense. Spelling errors.
I think that's an overestimation of the intelligence of people who make stuff like this. Tongue

I was trying to be kind.  Wink
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« Reply #1944 on: September 23, 2014, 07:37:20 PM »

I can't bring myself to re-quote so the picture shows up again (you can all thank me)


But why do they all have vitiligo?
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« Reply #1945 on: September 23, 2014, 07:40:29 PM »

I actually liked the inscriptions, once I figured out how to read them properly. 

You managed to decipher them? Do tell.
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« Reply #1946 on: September 23, 2014, 07:41:54 PM »

I can't bring myself to re-quote so the picture shows up again (you can all thank me)


But why do they all have vitiligo?

Seems that a great deal of this artist's work features sunburnt skin tones and heavy-handed modeling.  Tongue
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« Reply #1947 on: September 23, 2014, 07:42:42 PM »

What are the words? I can make out only one, "Idou (behold)."
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« Reply #1948 on: September 23, 2014, 07:44:21 PM »

I can make out a little more than that, but most of the second line has me baffled.
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« Reply #1949 on: September 23, 2014, 07:48:01 PM »

I can make out a little more than that, but most of the second line has me baffled.

"Something Ton Anthropon."  Huh
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« Reply #1950 on: September 23, 2014, 07:49:31 PM »

I actually liked the inscriptions, once I figured out how to read them properly. 

You managed to decipher them? Do tell.

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« Reply #1951 on: September 23, 2014, 07:51:36 PM »

Aha!
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« Reply #1952 on: September 23, 2014, 07:52:51 PM »

I actually liked the inscriptions, once I figured out how to read them properly. 

You managed to decipher them? Do tell.

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Thanks. That's what was meant to be written, but there's no way that inscription actually says that.  Tongue
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« Reply #1953 on: September 23, 2014, 07:53:05 PM »

I was just about to say that
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« Reply #1954 on: September 23, 2014, 08:01:04 PM »

I actually liked the inscriptions, once I figured out how to read them properly. 

You managed to decipher them? Do tell.

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"Behold, the tabernacle of God is among men."  Revelation 21.3

Thanks. That's what was meant to be written, but there's no way that inscription actually says that.  Tongue

No argument there.  It looked more to me like Ἰδοὺ ἡ σκηνὴ ὁ τοῦ όσοῦ μεδτῶνδνθρώπων.
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