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« Reply #1575 on: March 26, 2014, 11:45:33 AM »

Our Lady has Verizon FiOS?  I knew it!

No way that Comcast is good enough for Her...


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« Reply #1576 on: March 26, 2014, 11:47:53 AM »

But that remote looks just like mine! 
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« Reply #1577 on: March 26, 2014, 11:49:21 AM »

But that remote looks just like mine! 

oh i am sure its fios....i clarified my poorly worded statement.
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« Reply #1578 on: March 30, 2014, 07:45:20 AM »




Behold, the great staretz and martyr, Vladimir Ilyich!

Or not.

According to this blog, the cult of Lenin is especially prominent among certain priestless Old Believers. Who knew?
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« Reply #1579 on: March 30, 2014, 07:59:38 AM »




The inscription Живее всех живых - Пролетарий всех стран соединяйтесь in the festoon below Lenin's face means Alive and kicking - Workers of all countries unite!

Ugh.  Tongue Tongue Tongue
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The inscription Живее всех живых - Пролетарий всех стран соединяйтесь in the festoon below Lenin's face means Alive and kicking - Workers of all countries unite!

Ugh.  Tongue Tongue Tongue

Extra Schlocky!
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« Reply #1581 on: March 31, 2014, 09:55:21 AM »


The inscription Живее всех живых - Пролетарий всех стран соединяйтесь in the festoon below Lenin's face means Alive and kicking - Workers of all countries unite!

Ugh.  Tongue Tongue Tongue

Extra Schlocky!


Pity they didn't mistranslate it as 'I'm alive, kick me!'
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« Reply #1582 on: March 31, 2014, 10:15:57 AM »

Ugh, from the same website as those Lenin ones:

Metropolitan Joseph of Petrograd crushes the false patriarch Sergius.

Good ol' Rasputin.
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« Reply #1583 on: March 31, 2014, 10:17:11 AM »

Thats clearly Schlock.......no way Rasputin ever looked that 'normal' and 'non possessed'

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« Reply #1584 on: March 31, 2014, 11:18:48 AM »

Someone posted this on FB this morning.  Try not to get scared:

https://www.behance.net/gallery/(The-first-9-of)-The-Byzantine-Series/12025751
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« Reply #1585 on: March 31, 2014, 11:25:40 AM »

Someone posted this on FB this morning.  Try not to get scared:

https://www.behance.net/gallery/(The-first-9-of)-The-Byzantine-Series/12025751

I'll raise ya. These guys got there first.

http://www.prosopa.eu/index.php

The list of characters given the "treatment" is bad enough. The spiels that accompany the images are beyond comprehension.

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« Reply #1586 on: March 31, 2014, 11:28:36 AM »

Someone posted this on FB this morning.  Try not to get scared:

https://www.behance.net/gallery/(The-first-9-of)-The-Byzantine-Series/12025751

I'll raise ya. These guys got there first.

http://www.prosopa.eu/index.php

The list of characters given the "treatment" is bad enough. The spiels that accompany the images are beyond comprehension.




This one -wins- for the Ironic much?

http://www.prosopa.eu/person_en.php?id=tolstoy


Considering he was pretty much anti-Church and pro peasant spirituality......an icon of him makes me giggle
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« Reply #1587 on: March 31, 2014, 11:29:57 AM »

Someone posted this on FB this morning.  Try not to get scared:

https://www.behance.net/gallery/(The-first-9-of)-The-Byzantine-Series/12025751

I'll raise ya. These guys got there first.

http://www.prosopa.eu/index.php

The list of characters given the "treatment" is bad enough. The spiels that accompany the images are beyond comprehension.



This is nuts.
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« Reply #1588 on: March 31, 2014, 11:38:59 AM »

Someone posted this on FB this morning.  Try not to get scared:

https://www.behance.net/gallery/(The-first-9-of)-The-Byzantine-Series/12025751

I'll raise ya. These guys got there first.

http://www.prosopa.eu/index.php

The list of characters given the "treatment" is bad enough. The spiels that accompany the images are beyond comprehension.



This is nuts.

My, you're being polite.

It's hard to pick a "favorite", but dishonorable mention has to go to the rendition of Johnny Cash in pseudo-monastic garb, black feathers (fallen angel?), and standing on broken prison bars in the manner of Christ standing on the gateposts of Hades in icons of the Resurrection.  Tongue Tongue Tongue Angry
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« Reply #1589 on: March 31, 2014, 11:43:41 AM »

Someone posted this on FB this morning.  Try not to get scared:

https://www.behance.net/gallery/(The-first-9-of)-The-Byzantine-Series/12025751

I'll raise ya. These guys got there first.

http://www.prosopa.eu/index.php

The list of characters given the "treatment" is bad enough. The spiels that accompany the images are beyond comprehension.



Yes, you make a strong case...but I think video game and movie characters trump "IRL" people.
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« Reply #1590 on: March 31, 2014, 11:59:53 AM »

Someone posted this on FB this morning.  Try not to get scared:

https://www.behance.net/gallery/(The-first-9-of)-The-Byzantine-Series/12025751

I'll raise ya. These guys got there first.

http://www.prosopa.eu/index.php

The list of characters given the "treatment" is bad enough. The spiels that accompany the images are beyond comprehension.




This one -wins- for the Ironic much?

http://www.prosopa.eu/person_en.php?id=tolstoy

LOL.
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« Reply #1591 on: March 31, 2014, 01:56:19 PM »

Someone posted this on FB this morning.  Try not to get scared:

https://www.behance.net/gallery/(The-first-9-of)-The-Byzantine-Series/12025751

I'll raise ya. These guys got there first.

http://www.prosopa.eu/index.php

The list of characters given the "treatment" is bad enough. The spiels that accompany the images are beyond comprehension.



This is nuts.

My, you're being polite.

It's hard to pick a "favorite", but dishonorable mention has to go to the rendition of Johnny Cash in pseudo-monastic garb, black feathers (fallen angel?), and standing on broken prison bars in the manner of Christ standing on the gateposts of Hades in icons of the Resurrection.  Tongue Tongue Tongue Angry

Yeah, "The Man in Black" is much better than Frank Zappa.
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« Reply #1592 on: April 03, 2014, 08:25:21 AM »

God's a Mother Hen, y'all.



And then a bunch of icons from Fr. McNichols (at this website), but he has a newer website here.

"The Epiphany: Wisemen Bring Gifts to the Child

St. Francis and St. Aloysius bring people with AIDS to Our Lady of Guadalupe and El Santo Niño de Atocha"



"Thomas Anchanikal"



"The Passion of Matthew Shepherd

Dedicated To The Memory Of The
1,470 Gay and Lesbian Youth Who Commit Suicide In the U.S. Each Year
And To The Countless Others Who Are Injured Or Murdered"



"Holy Prophet Philip Berrigan of Jonah House"

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« Reply #1593 on: April 03, 2014, 09:00:57 AM »

From the new site Nephi linked to:

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WILLIAM HART McNICHOLS is "among the most famous creators of Christian iconic images in the world.”

-- TIME Magazine, May 12th, 2002

Famous, all right. For all the wrong reasons.  Tongue
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« Reply #1594 on: April 03, 2014, 09:07:52 AM »

From the new site Nephi linked to:

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WILLIAM HART McNICHOLS is "among the most famous creators of Christian iconic images in the world.”

-- TIME Magazine, May 12th, 2002

Famous, all right. For all the wrong reasons.  Tongue

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« Reply #1595 on: April 03, 2014, 09:26:51 AM »

From the new site Nephi linked to:

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WILLIAM HART McNICHOLS is "among the most famous creators of Christian iconic images in the world.”

-- TIME Magazine, May 12th, 2002

Famous, all right. For all the wrong reasons.  Tongue

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But it's increasingly as though Jesuits want me to dislike all of them. Aren't every one of these RC iconographers Jesuits?

No. McNichols' great mentor is Robert Lentz, a Franciscan. And the RCs I've come across who paint schlock are of a range of traditions within that church.

There are a very tiny number of RC and BC artists who not only paint good, canonical icons, but, more importantly, have the proper mindset. Indeed, one wonders when they reach a point where a line must be crossed: to remain RC/BC, or join the Orthodox Church. If one were to pursue iconography to the highest level, sooner or later, that line must be faced.
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« Reply #1596 on: April 03, 2014, 09:29:39 AM »

From the new site Nephi linked to:

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WILLIAM HART McNICHOLS is "among the most famous creators of Christian iconic images in the world.”

-- TIME Magazine, May 12th, 2002

Famous, all right. For all the wrong reasons.  Tongue

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But it's increasingly as though Jesuits want me to dislike all of them. Aren't every one of these RC iconographers Jesuits?

No. McNichols' great mentor is Robert Lentz, a Franciscan. And the RCs I've come across who paint schlock are of a range of traditions within that church.

There are a very tiny number of RC and BC artists who not only paint good, canonical icons, but, more importantly, have the proper mindset. Indeed, one wonders when they reach a point where a line must be crossed: to remain RC/BC, or join the Orthodox Church. If one were to pursue iconography to the highest level, sooner or later, that line must be faced.

Do you know any RC iconographers that made the switch?
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« Reply #1597 on: April 03, 2014, 09:35:07 AM »

From the new site Nephi linked to:

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WILLIAM HART McNICHOLS is "among the most famous creators of Christian iconic images in the world.”

-- TIME Magazine, May 12th, 2002

Famous, all right. For all the wrong reasons.  Tongue

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But it's increasingly as though Jesuits want me to dislike all of them. Aren't every one of these RC iconographers Jesuits?

No. McNichols' great mentor is Robert Lentz, a Franciscan. And the RCs I've come across who paint schlock are of a range of traditions within that church.

There are a very tiny number of RC and BC artists who not only paint good, canonical icons, but, more importantly, have the proper mindset. Indeed, one wonders when they reach a point where a line must be crossed: to remain RC/BC, or join the Orthodox Church. If one were to pursue iconography to the highest level, sooner or later, that line must be faced.

Do you know any RC iconographers that made the switch?

Not personally, but I know a traditional Anglican priest here whose iconographic forays led to him and his family converting. Sadly, he died a year or so ago.
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« Reply #1598 on: April 03, 2014, 03:16:40 PM »

Anarchist iconography



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« Reply #1599 on: April 03, 2014, 03:21:12 PM »

Anarchist iconography



More here.

Wow...this image has everything:

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« Reply #1600 on: April 03, 2014, 03:25:31 PM »

Wow...this image has everything:



Look, Mor!  Roast pork!
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« Reply #1601 on: April 03, 2014, 03:54:13 PM »

No. McNichols' great mentor is Robert Lentz, a Franciscan. And the RCs I've come across who paint schlock are of a range of traditions within that church.

There are a very tiny number of RC and BC artists who not only paint good, canonical icons, but, more importantly, have the proper mindset. Indeed, one wonders when they reach a point where a line must be crossed: to remain RC/BC, or join the Orthodox Church. If one were to pursue iconography to the highest level, sooner or later, that line must be faced.

You're right, my bad. For whatever reason I was thinking Br. Robert Lentz was a Jesuit.
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« Reply #1602 on: April 03, 2014, 04:25:40 PM »

Look, Mor!  Roast pork!

Not just roast pork, but body builders, scantily clad women exposing back flesh and breasts galore, science fiction characters, sports, vices, conspiracy theory fuel, etc. 

It is an icon of the forum. 
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« Reply #1603 on: April 03, 2014, 05:49:25 PM »

Anarchist iconography



More here.

Wow...this image has everything:



Looks like a Dave Patchett painting.  He did the art for most of the albums of the metal band Cathedral:





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« Reply #1604 on: April 04, 2014, 08:02:15 AM »

Look, Mor!  Roast pork!

Not just roast pork, but body builders, scantily clad women exposing back flesh and breasts galore, science fiction characters, sports, vices, conspiracy theory fuel, etc.  

It is an icon of the forum.  

So a didactic icon, not necessarily suitable for veneration? Wink
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« Reply #1605 on: April 04, 2014, 08:28:35 AM »

Look, Mor!  Roast pork!

Not just roast pork, but body builders, scantily clad women exposing back flesh and breasts galore, science fiction characters, sports, vices, conspiracy theory fuel, etc.  

It is an icon of the forum.  

Ask your priest. Who knows, maybe he likes it.

So a didactic icon, not necessarily suitable for veneration? Wink
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« Reply #1606 on: April 05, 2014, 01:46:34 PM »

Blech! Absolutely disgusting! The "icon" of Lenin is terrible, especially when a persecutor of Christ's Church is rendered as though he were the Saviour. Why didn't the "iconographer" even care to give Lenin a regular halo. The Rasputin icon is just in bad taste as well, because it is known that Rasputin was a man of bad morals. Hopefully people will stop making this stuff.
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« Reply #1607 on: April 05, 2014, 01:48:59 PM »

No. McNichols' great mentor is Robert Lentz, a Franciscan. And the RCs I've come across who paint schlock are of a range of traditions within that church.

There are a very tiny number of RC and BC artists who not only paint good, canonical icons, but, more importantly, have the proper mindset. Indeed, one wonders when they reach a point where a line must be crossed: to remain RC/BC, or join the Orthodox Church. If one were to pursue iconography to the highest level, sooner or later, that line must be faced.

You're right, my bad. For whatever reason I was thinking Br. Robert Lentz was a Jesuit.

According to the Trinity Stores website, he is OFM, Order of Friars Minor. They're Franciscans.
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