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Re: Schlock Icons
« Reply #1080 on: October 21, 2013, 05:33:55 PM »
Holy giraffe with a halo!   
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Re: Schlock Icons
« Reply #1081 on: October 21, 2013, 05:39:34 PM »
Holy giraffe with a halo!   
I'm concerned about Jesus's male pattern baldness.

Also, Adam and Eve look like they are kinda making Jesus out to be the third wheel here.
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« Reply #1082 on: October 21, 2013, 06:28:31 PM »


.... and this would have to be just as ghastly:

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« Reply #1083 on: October 21, 2013, 06:43:05 PM »
lol, yeah, I posted that pic in random postings.  That site is good for a lot of cringe inducing aspects of "Christianity"
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« Reply #1084 on: October 21, 2013, 06:46:17 PM »
.... and this would have to be just as ghastly:


I'm going to have to respectfully disagree, LBK.  Jesus in the Garden of Eden is definitely ghastlier than Jesus in the Indian Businessman's Office.  :P
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« Reply #1085 on: October 21, 2013, 06:48:35 PM »
.... and this would have to be just as ghastly:


I'm going to have to respectfully disagree, LBK.  Jesus in the Garden of Eden is definitely ghastlier than Jesus in the Indian Businessman's Office.  :P
At least he looks like He gives a firm handshake.  That is important in business.
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« Reply #1086 on: October 21, 2013, 06:51:49 PM »
.... and this would have to be just as ghastly:


I'm going to have to respectfully disagree, LBK.  Jesus in the Garden of Eden is definitely ghastlier than Jesus in the Indian Businessman's Office.  :P

If you look closely, the Indian businessman's lost the deal to Jesus. I wonder what sort of theological or pastoral point the artist is making?  ??? :P

But I won't disagree that the Eden pic reeking of "come hither", complete with tiger (rug) imagery is worse ...  :o :P :P
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« Reply #1087 on: October 21, 2013, 06:54:51 PM »
Has this one been posted?

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Re: Schlock Icons
« Reply #1088 on: October 21, 2013, 07:02:26 PM »
Um, must remember to read rest of thread.
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« Reply #1089 on: October 21, 2013, 07:03:45 PM »


I ran across this the other day from a Facebook posting. There's also a "business deal Jesus" from the same guy.


This is nearly rendered exactly in three dimensions at the Creation Museum.
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« Reply #1090 on: October 21, 2013, 07:04:01 PM »
Eva looks hot.

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« Reply #1091 on: October 21, 2013, 07:06:12 PM »


I ran across this the other day from a Facebook posting. There's also a "business deal Jesus" from the same guy.


This is nearly rendered exactly in three dimensions at the Creation Museum.
lol, I wouldn't doubt it.
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« Reply #1092 on: October 21, 2013, 07:11:04 PM »
Crap!  you weren't kidding!  :o :o :o





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« Reply #1093 on: October 21, 2013, 07:19:42 PM »
Crap!  you weren't kidding!  :o :o :o





Just missing Jesus.

It's implied by the lighting. I swear.

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« Reply #1094 on: October 21, 2013, 07:26:22 PM »
I must visit this place, except, I don't want to bring my kids.  That might complicate matters.

Oops, I'm off topic. 
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« Reply #1095 on: October 21, 2013, 07:29:49 PM »
I must visit this place, except, I don't want to bring my kids.  That might complicate matters.

Oops, I'm off topic. 

It's outta control. I mean, I was blown away. I starting taking photos and videos . . . but realized you simply had to go.

Which I will again.
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« Reply #1096 on: October 21, 2013, 07:31:35 PM »


Just missing Jesus.

I don't know, they look like they're getting along fine without him.  If he was there, I imagine they'd want to turn him around like some pious people do with bedroom icons. 
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« Reply #1097 on: October 21, 2013, 08:02:28 PM »
How about this one?

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« Reply #1098 on: October 21, 2013, 08:05:59 PM »
"Do not tempt the Mor thy Mod."

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« Reply #1099 on: October 21, 2013, 08:07:40 PM »
It's implied by the lighting. I swear.

One of the top reasons to visit Cincinnati.

It's in Cincinnati? Looks like I'll have to plan a drive down there soon.

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Re: Schlock Icons
« Reply #1100 on: October 21, 2013, 08:09:32 PM »
It looks like Jesus is trying to catch the Holy Spirit as He flies away in the middle of the guy's sermon.  I wonder was sort of theological interpretation can be extracted from that?
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« Reply #1101 on: October 21, 2013, 08:16:39 PM »
It's implied by the lighting. I swear.

One of the top reasons to visit Cincinnati.

It's in Cincinnati? Looks like I'll have to plan a drive down there soon.

The same way the Cincinnati Airport is, it's in Kentucky.
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« Reply #1102 on: October 21, 2013, 08:20:26 PM »
It's implied by the lighting. I swear.

One of the top reasons to visit Cincinnati.

It's in Cincinnati? Looks like I'll have to plan a drive down there soon.

The same way the Cincinnati Airport is, it's in Kentucky.
Sounds like OH and KY are both trying to blame each other for it.  :laugh:
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« Reply #1103 on: October 22, 2013, 12:43:28 AM »
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Re: Schlock Icons
« Reply #1104 on: October 22, 2013, 01:05:25 AM »
It looks like Jesus is trying to catch the Holy Spirit as He flies away in the middle of the guy's sermon.  I wonder was sort of theological interpretation can be extracted from that?

Seems more like He's trying to drive the Holy Spirit away by swatting at Him.

Makes sense. What would the Holy Spirit be doing around Protestants anyway?
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« Reply #1105 on: October 22, 2013, 01:07:38 AM »
It looks like Jesus is trying to catch the Holy Spirit as He flies away in the middle of the guy's sermon.  I wonder was sort of theological interpretation can be extracted from that?

Seems more like He's trying to drive the Holy Spirit away by swatting at Him.

Makes sense. What would the Holy Spirit be doing around Protestant's anyway?

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« Reply #1106 on: October 22, 2013, 02:11:56 AM »


Just missing Jesus.

I don't know, they look like they're getting along fine without him.  If he was there, I imagine they'd want to turn him around like some pious people do with bedroom icons. 

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Silver birch trees among tropical ferns. More epic fail.  :P :laugh:
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« Reply #1107 on: October 22, 2013, 02:18:08 AM »
It's implied by the lighting. I swear.

One of the top reasons to visit Cincinnati.

It's in Cincinnati? Looks like I'll have to plan a drive down there soon.

The same way the Cincinnati Airport is, it's in Kentucky.

Field trip?
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« Reply #1108 on: October 22, 2013, 08:01:42 AM »
It looks like Jesus is trying to catch the Holy Spirit as He flies away in the middle of the guy's sermon.  I wonder was sort of theological interpretation can be extracted from that?

Seems more like He's trying to drive the Holy Spirit away by swatting at Him.

Makes sense. What would the Holy Spirit be doing around Protestants anyway?
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« Reply #1109 on: October 22, 2013, 08:45:22 AM »


Just missing Jesus.

I don't know, they look like they're getting along fine without him.  If he was there, I imagine they'd want to turn him around like some pious people do with bedroom icons.  

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Silver birch trees among tropical ferns. More epic fail.  :P :laugh:

LBK, your head would explode. The animatronic Noah is the greatest. He sounds like most insane Hollywood version of a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust telling bedtime stories to his grandkids in Brooklyn.
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« Reply #1110 on: October 22, 2013, 08:53:53 AM »
It is settled.  I must go visit this place.
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« Reply #1111 on: October 22, 2013, 08:56:01 AM »


Just missing Jesus.

I don't know, they look like they're getting along fine without him.  If he was there, I imagine they'd want to turn him around like some pious people do with bedroom icons. 

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Silver birch trees among tropical ferns. More epic fail.  :P :laugh:

LBK, your head would explode. The animatronic Noah is the greatest. He sounds like most insane Hollywood version of a Jewish survivor of the Holocaust telling bedtimes time stories to his grandkids in Brooklyn.

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« Reply #1112 on: October 22, 2013, 08:59:04 AM »
Poor Jesus. Sure wish he would kick the horse habit.



Why he needs to keep a skull nearby when he shoots up is another matter...
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Re: Schlock Icons
« Reply #1113 on: October 22, 2013, 09:11:00 AM »
Poor Jesus. Sure wish he would kick the horse habit.



Why he needs to keep a skull nearby when he shoots up is another matter...

He's an intellectual that like to do Shakespeare in the park.  Hey, don't judge.  Some actors do different things before a performance.  He happens to shoot up with Jesus.  jesus has really good veins.
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« Reply #1114 on: October 22, 2013, 11:50:37 AM »
Poor Jesus. Sure wish he would kick the horse habit.



Why he needs to keep a skull nearby when he shoots up is another matter...

I saw this acted out as a skit by a youth group.  Twice.  Live.   
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« Reply #1115 on: October 22, 2013, 12:03:11 PM »
I saw this acted out as a skit by a youth group.  Twice.  Live.    

*shudders* I'm getting flashbacks to the last time I went to the Diocese Sunday School Talent CompetitionTM
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« Reply #1116 on: October 22, 2013, 12:23:46 PM »
I saw this acted out as a skit by a youth group.  Twice.  Live.   

*shudders* I'm getting flashbacks to the last time I went to the Diocese Sunday School Talent CompetitionTM

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« Reply #1117 on: October 22, 2013, 12:28:58 PM »
I saw this acted out as a skit by a youth group.  Twice.  Live.   

Ah, church youth summer camps.
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« Reply #1118 on: October 22, 2013, 12:30:48 PM »
I saw this acted out as a skit by a youth group.  Twice.  Live.   

Ah, church youth summer camps.

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« Reply #1119 on: October 24, 2013, 10:46:18 AM »
I still want an explanation for what in the world is supposed to be going on here:


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« Reply #1120 on: October 24, 2013, 11:18:09 AM »
In about forty years, it would be...
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« Reply #1121 on: October 24, 2013, 11:26:43 AM »
I still want an explanation for what in the world is supposed to be going on here:


Not really funny. Is this some sort of elder who advises people using the internet? Hopefully this is not a pseudo-elder who rails against identification numbers and the Antichrist. Forgive them O Lord. They know not what they do.

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« Reply #1122 on: October 24, 2013, 11:36:25 AM »
I'm pretty sure it is a sarcastic mockery of those who go on the internet and "fight" for Orthodoxy by posting ranty blog posts. Many religious bloggers (and forumers) seem to have this weird idea that they are fighting for truth and righteousness by flaming people for what they see as incorrect beliefs.
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« Reply #1123 on: October 24, 2013, 11:56:44 AM »
Many religious bloggers (and forumers) seem to have this weird idea that they are fighting for truth and righteousness by flaming people for what they see as incorrect beliefs.

It's not weird.  They are fighting for truth and righteousness.  They are fighting...for the LORD. 
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« Reply #1124 on: October 24, 2013, 12:14:32 PM »
Many religious bloggers (and forumers) seem to have this weird idea that they are fighting for truth and righteousness by flaming people for what they see as incorrect beliefs.

It's not weird.  They are fighting for truth and righteousness.  They are fighting...for the LORD. 
lol, ok.

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