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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2012, 09:00:37 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
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You're really on to something here. Tattoo to keep you from masturbating, chew to keep you from fornicating... it's a whole new world where you outsource your crosses. You're like a Christian entrepreneur or something. James, you have problemz. |
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2012, 09:04:13 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? |
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“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 09:05:43 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2012, 09:06:56 PM » |
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She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. |
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You're really on to something here. Tattoo to keep you from masturbating, chew to keep you from fornicating... it's a whole new world where you outsource your crosses. You're like a Christian entrepreneur or something. James, you have problemz. |
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2012, 09:10:40 PM » |
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She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. When was the last time? 72 days? |
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 09:29:04 PM » |
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She is? Her father is Armenian Orthodox, hence the name Kardashian. |
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2012, 09:34:00 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father is Armenian Orthodox, hence the name Kardashian. Learn something new everyday. Interesting to see if she changes her identity when she gets older and rediscovers her roots. |
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“There is your brother, naked, crying, and you stand there confused over the choice of an attractive floor covering.”
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2012, 09:43:46 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Jennifer Aniston is GO- Telly Savalas was her godfather. |
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2012, 09:49:28 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. Her father was Armenian Orthodox and her mother was raised Roman Catholic but now attends Protestant services whenever she does go to church. Kim is not Orthodox and is the member of a celebrity Protestant Church. I do remember reading that she attended an Armenian Orthodox memorial service on the Commemoration of the Armenian Genocide. |
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2012, 12:20:47 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2012, 01:52:21 AM » |
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I find it odd that her father was Orthodox even though he was a money-hungry leech that defended a man he knew was obviously guilty (OJ Trial). Jennifer Aniston is also Orthodox supposedly, but she sort of apostated by having a wedding in a non-Orthodox Church. Why are those Greeks always so liberal with their faith?
Anyway, am I the only one who thinks that Kim Kardashian in a headcovering would be extremely attractive?
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You're really on to something here. Tattoo to keep you from masturbating, chew to keep you from fornicating... it's a whole new world where you outsource your crosses. You're like a Christian entrepreneur or something. James, you have problemz. |
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2012, 02:47:12 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. |
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2012, 07:07:34 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. "Thomas"? Is not Russian or Greek! Is outrage! |
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2012, 09:15:44 AM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2012, 10:30:49 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. "Thomas"? Is not Russian or Greek! Is outrage! My apologies, I meant that he goes by Efthimios. |
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2012, 10:52:15 AM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together. |
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2012, 10:59:39 AM » |
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I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together.
In kholy ortodoks chorch man and khelper nyet stend togezer when batushka read akafist. |
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2012, 11:25:18 AM » |
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What...The...Hell?  He's gorgeous! |
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2012, 12:28:24 PM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
"It's a principle of mine to not go to bed with women on the first date, but with you I could apply oikonomia" is one I came up with today in a boring French class. The sentence's nice to break the ice. What...The...Hell? He's gorgeous! You're a typical Swede, indeed. |
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2012, 05:37:19 PM » |
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I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together.
In kholy ortodoks chorch man and khelper nyet stend togezer when batushka read akafist. But man end khelper stend togezer ven batiushka read panikhida, molieben, or veddink. Da? |
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« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2012, 10:43:52 PM » |
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I find it odd that her father was Orthodox even though he was a money-hungry leech that defended a man he knew was obviously guilty (OJ Trial). Jennifer Aniston is also Orthodox supposedly, but she sort of apostated by having a wedding in a non-Orthodox Church. Why are those Greeks always so liberal with their faith?
Anyway, am I the only one who thinks that Kim Kardashian in a headcovering would be extremely attractive?
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The Episcopallian road is easy and wide, for many go through it to find destruction. lol sorry channeling Isa.
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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2012, 09:29:34 PM » |
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You're a typical Swede, indeed.
Haha, you know it. Just ask Ceticfan about that.  |
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