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JamesR
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2012, 09:00:37 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2012, 09:04:13 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? |
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Morality and nature are not related at all. Rape is natural yet, it is immoral. Morality isn't defined by nature nor is nature defined by morality. Morality is morality and nature is nature. JamesR pwns, for real |
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 09:05:43 PM » |
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..supposedly. The Ryan Gosling FB page is actually quite funny!  |
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Conquer evil men by your gentle kindness, and make zealous men wonder at your goodness. Put the lover of legality to shame by your compassion. With the afflicted be afflicted in mind. Love all men, but keep distant from all men.
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2012, 09:06:56 PM » |
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She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. |
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2012, 09:10:40 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. When was the last time? 72 days? |
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Morality and nature are not related at all. Rape is natural yet, it is immoral. Morality isn't defined by nature nor is nature defined by morality. Morality is morality and nature is nature. JamesR pwns, for real |
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 09:29:04 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father is Armenian Orthodox, hence the name Kardashian. |
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2012, 09:34:00 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father is Armenian Orthodox, hence the name Kardashian. Learn something new everyday. Interesting to see if she changes her identity when she gets older and rediscovers her roots. |
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Morality and nature are not related at all. Rape is natural yet, it is immoral. Morality isn't defined by nature nor is nature defined by morality. Morality is morality and nature is nature. JamesR pwns, for real |
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2012, 09:43:46 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Jennifer Aniston is GO- Telly Savalas was her godfather. |
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2012, 09:49:28 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. Her father was Armenian Orthodox and her mother was raised Roman Catholic but now attends Protestant services whenever she does go to church. Kim is not Orthodox and is the member of a celebrity Protestant Church. I do remember reading that she attended an Armenian Orthodox memorial service on the Commemoration of the Armenian Genocide. |
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Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Have Mercy Upon Me a Sinner!
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2012, 12:20:47 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
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"You mean they all saw her bite your buttons?"
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2012, 01:52:21 AM » |
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I find it odd that her father was Orthodox even though he was a money-hungry leech that defended a man he knew was obviously guilty (OJ Trial). Jennifer Aniston is also Orthodox supposedly, but she sort of apostated by having a wedding in a non-Orthodox Church. Why are those Greeks always so liberal with their faith?
Anyway, am I the only one who thinks that Kim Kardashian in a headcovering would be extremely attractive?
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2012, 02:47:12 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. |
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2012, 07:07:34 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. "Thomas"? Is not Russian or Greek! Is outrage! |
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The great thing about this forum is that no matter what you say in your message you will always get a polite, informative reply. A reply that is really helpful.
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2012, 09:15:44 AM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.
THE OPINIONS HERE MAY NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL ORTHODOX CHURCH
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2012, 10:30:49 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. "Thomas"? Is not Russian or Greek! Is outrage! My apologies, I meant that he goes by Efthimios. |
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2012, 10:52:15 AM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together. |
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"You mean they all saw her bite your buttons?"
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2012, 10:59:39 AM » |
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I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together.
In kholy ortodoks chorch man and khelper nyet stend togezer when batushka read akafist. |
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3,000 posts. Time to take a break!
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2012, 11:25:18 AM » |
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What...The...Hell?  He's gorgeous! |
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2012, 12:28:24 PM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
"It's a principle of mine to not go to bed with women on the first date, but with you I could apply oikonomia" is one I came up with today in a boring French class. The sentence's nice to break the ice. What...The...Hell? He's gorgeous! You're a typical Swede, indeed. |
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2012, 05:37:19 PM » |
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I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together.
In kholy ortodoks chorch man and khelper nyet stend togezer when batushka read akafist. But man end khelper stend togezer ven batiushka read panikhida, molieben, or veddink. Da? |
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« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2012, 10:43:52 PM » |
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I find it odd that her father was Orthodox even though he was a money-hungry leech that defended a man he knew was obviously guilty (OJ Trial). Jennifer Aniston is also Orthodox supposedly, but she sort of apostated by having a wedding in a non-Orthodox Church. Why are those Greeks always so liberal with their faith?
Anyway, am I the only one who thinks that Kim Kardashian in a headcovering would be extremely attractive?
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The Episcopallian road is easy and wide, for many go through it to find destruction. lol sorry channeling Isa.
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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2012, 09:29:34 PM » |
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You're a typical Swede, indeed.
Haha, you know it. Just ask Ceticfan about that.  |
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