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formerly known as mikeDespite being a Polish citizen I am not a Pole.  Long live Belarus! "It's my constitutional right!" |
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2012, 09:00:37 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
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"'Blessed are the peacemakers' For those are peacemakers in themselves who, in conquering and subjecting to reason all the motions of their souls and having their carnal desires tamed, have become in themselves a Kingdom of God."-St. Augustine of Hippo
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What's so good about Cincinnati? You like it? You think Cincinnati is cool? I've never heard anyone say, 'I'm going to Cincinnati on vacation.'
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And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?!
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« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2012, 09:04:13 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? |
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“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
“The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.”
"Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are."
"We see at once that the words absolute, divine, eternal, and so on do not express what is implied in them.
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« Reply #3 on: October 29, 2012, 09:05:43 PM » |
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..supposedly. The Ryan Gosling FB page is actually quite funny!  |
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Conquer evil men by your gentle kindness, and make zealous men wonder at your goodness. Put the lover of legality to shame by your compassion. With the afflicted be afflicted in mind. Love all men, but keep distant from all men.
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JamesR
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« Reply #4 on: October 29, 2012, 09:06:56 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. |
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"'Blessed are the peacemakers' For those are peacemakers in themselves who, in conquering and subjecting to reason all the motions of their souls and having their carnal desires tamed, have become in themselves a Kingdom of God."-St. Augustine of Hippo
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What's so good about Cincinnati? You like it? You think Cincinnati is cool? I've never heard anyone say, 'I'm going to Cincinnati on vacation.'
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« Reply #5 on: October 29, 2012, 09:10:40 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. When was the last time? 72 days? |
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“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
“The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.”
"Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are."
"We see at once that the words absolute, divine, eternal, and so on do not express what is implied in them.
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« Reply #6 on: October 29, 2012, 09:29:04 PM » |
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She is? Her father is Armenian Orthodox, hence the name Kardashian. |
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Achronos
What's so good about Cincinnati? You like it? You think Cincinnati is cool? I've never heard anyone say, 'I'm going to Cincinnati on vacation.'
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« Reply #7 on: October 29, 2012, 09:34:00 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father is Armenian Orthodox, hence the name Kardashian. Learn something new everyday. Interesting to see if she changes her identity when she gets older and rediscovers her roots. |
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“Without music, life would be a mistake.”
“The last capitalist we hang shall be the one who sold us the rope.”
"Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are."
"We see at once that the words absolute, divine, eternal, and so on do not express what is implied in them.
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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2012, 09:43:46 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Jennifer Aniston is GO- Telly Savalas was her godfather. |
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If people cry at weddings...why don't they laugh at funerals?
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« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2012, 09:49:28 PM » |
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Could you make me an Orthodox Kim Kardashian? Oh wait....she already is.
She is? Her father at least was. She is also known to attend an Orthodox Church once in a blue moon. Her father was Armenian Orthodox and her mother was raised Roman Catholic but now attends Protestant services whenever she does go to church. Kim is not Orthodox and is the member of a celebrity Protestant Church. I do remember reading that she attended an Armenian Orthodox memorial service on the Commemoration of the Armenian Genocide. |
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Most Holy Theotokos, Save Us!
Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, Have Mercy Upon Me a Sinner!
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« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2012, 12:20:47 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
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« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2012, 01:52:21 AM » |
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I find it odd that her father was Orthodox even though he was a money-hungry leech that defended a man he knew was obviously guilty (OJ Trial). Jennifer Aniston is also Orthodox supposedly, but she sort of apostated by having a wedding in a non-Orthodox Church. Why are those Greeks always so liberal with their faith?
Anyway, am I the only one who thinks that Kim Kardashian in a headcovering would be extremely attractive?
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"'Blessed are the peacemakers' For those are peacemakers in themselves who, in conquering and subjecting to reason all the motions of their souls and having their carnal desires tamed, have become in themselves a Kingdom of God."-St. Augustine of Hippo
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« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2012, 02:47:12 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. |
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« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2012, 07:07:34 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. "Thomas"? Is not Russian or Greek! Is outrage! |
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« Reply #14 on: October 30, 2012, 09:15:44 AM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
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Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years. Headscarves cover a multitude of sins.
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« Reply #15 on: October 30, 2012, 10:30:49 AM » |
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Ryan Goosing is so dreamy... *sighs longingly*
Now that he is Orthodox he goes by Thomas. "Thomas"? Is not Russian or Greek! Is outrage! My apologies, I meant that he goes by Efthimios. |
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« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2012, 10:52:15 AM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together. |
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« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2012, 10:59:39 AM » |
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I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together.
In kholy ortodoks chorch man and khelper nyet stend togezer when batushka read akafist. |
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« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2012, 11:25:18 AM » |
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What...The...Hell?  He's gorgeous! |
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« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2012, 12:28:24 PM » |
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I don't suppose the obvious, "Hey baby, you wanna go out for an akathist?" has been done, has it?
"It's a principle of mine to not go to bed with women on the first date, but with you I could apply oikonomia" is one I came up with today in a boring French class. The sentence's nice to break the ice. What...The...Hell? He's gorgeous! You're a typical Swede, indeed. |
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"Ἔπαγε, ἔπαγε, μὴ γὰρ ἴδοι με σιωπῶντα ἥλιος."-Polemon of LaodiceaAll ye self-proclaimed intellectuals, come and read Lucian in the Book Club!
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2012, 05:37:19 PM » |
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I never got that akathist-date joke. Seems like a perfectly nice way to spend some time together.
In kholy ortodoks chorch man and khelper nyet stend togezer when batushka read akafist. But man end khelper stend togezer ven batiushka read panikhida, molieben, or veddink. Da? |
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akimori makoto
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« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2012, 10:43:52 PM » |
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I find it odd that her father was Orthodox even though he was a money-hungry leech that defended a man he knew was obviously guilty (OJ Trial). Jennifer Aniston is also Orthodox supposedly, but she sort of apostated by having a wedding in a non-Orthodox Church. Why are those Greeks always so liberal with their faith?
Anyway, am I the only one who thinks that Kim Kardashian in a headcovering would be extremely attractive?
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The Episcopallian road is easy and wide, for many go through it to find destruction. lol sorry channeling Isa.
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« Reply #22 on: November 15, 2012, 09:29:34 PM » |
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You're a typical Swede, indeed.
Haha, you know it. Just ask Ceticfan about that. |
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