Money before education. See the problem?
- You could join an eeeeevil trade union. Then you will not only pee off 1%'ers but also learn a trade.
- Join the navy and see the seven seas. If they don't learn you a trade they will pay for someone else to learn you it. Or you could just make it a career.
- Reopen the slave trade. I say we start with debt bondage since it is already pretty much legal and won't attract as much media attention. Then we can move it up a notch and start abducting yuppies from the suburbs and holding meat markets in Chinatown.
- Work a crappy job but go to a community school and learn a real trade like welding. You do have to be smarter than the system.
- Brigandage. If I get fired that's what I'm going to do. I might even save up enough money to start my own drug cartel.
- Merchant Marine. My brother knows some guys who did pretty well in that trade. It's kinda like #2 but without all the homosexual implications.