LOL! I will.
I already have one in Ukrainian/English that I titled "What" is that/"What" do I do? Which explained the various things one finds in church and what they mean - candles, icons, stained glass windows, dome, ikonostas, banners, Chalice, Altar, Nave, etc.
Then the "what" do I do portion, explains what to do....get up early, no eating/drinking if going to Holy Communion, dress modestly, how to light a candle, how to make the sign of the Cross, when to bow, when not to walk around, where you can or cannot walk, etc.