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« Reply #90 on: October 14, 2012, 08:55:55 PM »

Luke's favorite contemporary theologian, Stanford Nutting, makes his debut

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« Reply #91 on: October 17, 2012, 06:54:25 AM »

Truth will set you free!
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« Reply #92 on: October 18, 2012, 02:53:35 AM »

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This one could could just as well go in the Hyperdox Herman thread.
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« Reply #93 on: October 18, 2012, 05:57:13 PM »

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This one could could just as well go in the Hyperdox Herman thread.

True. Hyperdox and Warmodox are very alike. They are like two butterflies collectors who wanted to have all the butterflies in the world. Hyperdox kills every butterfly to put on his frame and consider all the butterflies that do not correspond to the standards of each species as unworthy. Warmodox simply sews fairy wings to every animal he finds and calls it a perfect butterfly.
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« Reply #94 on: October 18, 2012, 06:00:20 PM »

Most of these don't even make any sense.
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« Reply #95 on: October 18, 2012, 06:03:54 PM »

This thread is giant, cyclopean heaps of fail.
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« Reply #96 on: October 22, 2012, 12:34:20 PM »

Luke's dear friend, literary, movie, game and just about everything critic:
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« Reply #97 on: October 22, 2012, 01:03:40 PM »

Luke's dear friend, literary, movie, game and just about everything critic:

Craig's multilayered gaze on memes and himself.
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« Reply #98 on: October 27, 2012, 01:55:03 PM »

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« Reply #99 on: November 06, 2012, 01:48:50 PM »

This one is for all those "orthodox priests and bishops" out there who like to produce long lists of succession, tons of proof for their "apostolicity", photos with canonical clergy just to not mention the fact they do not belong to any canonical jurisdiction, specially the ones who create their own "orthodox" churches.
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« Reply #100 on: November 13, 2012, 10:48:23 AM »

I can haz salvation?
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« Reply #101 on: June 01, 2013, 05:56:39 PM »

Ladies and gentlemen, Stanford Nutting

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« Reply #102 on: June 02, 2013, 04:04:02 PM »

Fasts from midnight until after receiving the Eucharist

...Doesn't Fast on Wednesdays and Fridays
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« Reply #103 on: June 02, 2013, 04:13:45 PM »

who is this standford guy

reminds me of

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« Reply #104 on: June 03, 2013, 03:05:43 PM »

He's a character from the folks at Chesterton Society who pokes fun at post-modern theology. They have their own theater troupe, Theater of the Word: http://thwordinc.blogspot.com.br/search/label/STANFORD%20NUTTING

Stanford Nutting on Youtube

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBCwYJU5IMg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmHzYWO6b0k



who is this standford guy

reminds me of


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« Reply #105 on: June 03, 2013, 03:30:43 PM »

And here he is, back from the dead (in a post-modern, open to intepretations way)

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« Reply #106 on: June 07, 2013, 09:51:21 AM »

Look who has converted...
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« Reply #107 on: June 07, 2013, 10:17:19 AM »

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« Reply #108 on: June 07, 2013, 10:29:33 AM »

As a Dilbert fan of many years' standing, its consistently high standard has now been bettered. Brilliant and inspired!  laugh laugh
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« Reply #109 on: June 07, 2013, 10:51:32 AM »

Dilbevangelism?
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« Reply #110 on: June 10, 2013, 09:20:00 AM »

Dogbert, promoter of church economy

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« Reply #111 on: June 13, 2013, 02:22:25 PM »

Luke Warmodox takes advice from Roman Catholic Abbess Aquarius

What is this about? http://www.orthodoxchristianity.net/forum/index.php/topic,51919.0.html
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« Reply #112 on: June 13, 2013, 02:42:36 PM »

Fabio,

You are like the Jay Leno of oc.net.
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« Reply #113 on: June 13, 2013, 02:55:50 PM »

Abbess Aquarius thinks you too should take a spiritual bath in the cosmos.

Fabio,

You are like the Jay Leno of oc.net.
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« Reply #114 on: June 17, 2013, 09:57:01 AM »

First part from a RC group in FB. Luke likes it.
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« Reply #115 on: June 28, 2013, 07:19:48 AM »

http://www.thewordinc.org
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« Reply #117 on: July 15, 2013, 04:26:04 PM »

Luke hates this.

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« Reply #118 on: July 16, 2013, 07:48:25 PM »

The only way to get a "let's make fun of liberal Orthodox" meme to work is to get "progressive" Orthodox to make fun of themselves.

Then you've never seen.
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« Reply #119 on: July 16, 2013, 09:01:43 PM »

I like to think I can understand most types of humor. From the vulgar to the dark to the offensive to the subtle to the high brow, I'm usually game. I really don't understand this thread though.  Huh
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« Reply #120 on: July 16, 2013, 09:21:51 PM »

That's because it's not funny.
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« Reply #121 on: July 16, 2013, 11:50:17 PM »

No one will top Herman.
I agree.
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« Reply #122 on: July 17, 2013, 12:02:52 AM »

I just read through this entire thing.

Bless this thread.

Luke Warmodox should definitely become a "thing."

I spit out my coffee with the Abbess Aquarius one, though...
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« Reply #123 on: July 17, 2013, 04:02:35 AM »

I just read through this entire thing.

Bless this thread.

Luke Warmodox should definitely become a "thing."

I don't see any reason it couldn't be funny. (That's not to say, of course, that anything become funny automatically just because it starts with "Luke Warmodox".)
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« Reply #124 on: July 25, 2013, 10:23:57 AM »

Tolerant Catbert is tolerant.
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« Reply #125 on: July 25, 2013, 03:06:49 PM »

I think I should say something about that ^^ post, I'm just not sure what.
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« Reply #126 on: August 01, 2013, 12:38:31 PM »

Warmodox' People of Mission Front attacks again.
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« Reply #127 on: August 01, 2013, 03:24:33 PM »

Warmodox' People of Mission Front attacks again.

 Cool
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« Reply #128 on: August 05, 2013, 02:22:29 PM »

Quick conversion.  Cool No doubts, study or prayer, reach Theosis now and achieve perfect faith and doctrine!

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« Reply #129 on: August 05, 2013, 02:26:07 PM »

Warmodox' People of Mission Front attacks again.

 Cool

Not to be confused with those pesky People Front for Mission! Pff! Splitters!
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« Reply #130 on: August 07, 2013, 11:57:02 AM »

Quick conversion.  Cool No doubts, study or prayer, reach Theosis now and achieve perfect faith and doctrine!



Perfect. As we Catholics pray every Sunday "May God send Orthodox to me to get me to convert to their religion and leave my evil beardless ways behind."
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« Reply #131 on: August 07, 2013, 11:58:17 AM »

("And leave my evil beardless ways behind" isn't really part of the prayer, of course, I was just having a little fun.)
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« Reply #132 on: August 07, 2013, 01:34:00 PM »

Or you can wear Luke Warmodox' Inclusive Beard-of-Warmo(tm), as a cathecumen preparing for they day of the Great Slapping.

("And leave my evil beardless ways behind" isn't really part of the prayer, of course, I was just having a little fun.)
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« Reply #133 on: August 07, 2013, 01:35:51 PM »

None of this makes sense, let alone is funny.
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« Reply #134 on: August 07, 2013, 01:41:20 PM »

None of this makes sense, let alone is funny.

You have griped three times now on page 3 alone.  Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean that it doesn't make sense or is not funny to those who do.
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