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« on: September 26, 2012, 11:03:04 PM »

Has anyone heard of this teaching? I heard from a guy that the clouds are made of God. Is this Orthodox?
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2012, 11:05:46 PM »

Has anyone heard of this teaching? I heard from a guy that the clouds are made of God. Is this Orthodox?

I was eating a nice juicy pear and then I spat it all over myself reading this. Thanks Alveus.
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2012, 11:10:13 PM »


I was eating a nice juicy pear and then I spat it all over myself reading this. Thanks Alveus.

Ewwww. TMI.  Shocked laugh laugh
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2012, 11:12:39 PM »

Has anyone heard of this teaching? I heard from a guy that the clouds are made of God. Is this Orthodox?

Definitely not Orthodox teaching. What, God is made of water vapor and a bit of dirt? Where did this guy get this from?
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2012, 11:13:03 PM »

Has anyone heard of this teaching? I heard from a guy that the clouds are made of God. Is this Orthodox?

No. And heck no.
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2012, 11:14:35 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2012, 11:18:06 PM »



'Shopped, I'm sure.
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2012, 11:19:47 PM »

You wouldn't speak such a thing if you only had the faith of a tomato seed...
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2012, 11:21:31 PM »

Let's stick to the OP, guys.
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2012, 11:23:18 PM »

Let's stick to the OP, guys.

To be honest I thought the OP was a joke...  someone actually said that?  Well, were they perhaps confused as to what the idea of God being ominpresent means?
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2012, 11:24:46 PM »

"The clouds are, verily, made of God." - Saint Cumulo of Nimbus
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2012, 11:27:12 PM »

"The clouds are, verily, made of God." - Saint Cumulo of Nimbus

You got his name wrong: It's St Nimbus of Cumulo, a tiny village in the Sicilian wilderness. He's a pre-schism saint.  Wink
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2012, 11:31:42 PM »

Yes, this is true. It's called Cloud Theology. Sort of like Cloud Computing for Seminary grads.
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2012, 05:43:56 PM »

Has anyone heard of this teaching? I heard from a guy that the clouds are made of God. Is this Orthodox?

I'm really puzzled, Alveus. Really, truly puzzled.

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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2012, 06:39:31 PM »

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« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2012, 06:55:34 PM »

Everybody knows the angels make clouds out of candy.
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« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2012, 07:01:24 PM »

Has anyone heard of this teaching? I heard from a guy that the clouds are made of God.

"And there was a cloud that overshadowed them: and a voice came out of the cloud, saying, This is my beloved Son: hear him."

"For throughout all their journeys, the cloud of the LORD was on the tabernacle by day, and there was fire in it by night, in the sight of all the house of Israel."
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« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2012, 07:13:15 PM »

It appears that the controversy over the nature of clouds was a side issue during the great Palamite debates about created vs. uncreated grace. The matter was overshadowed by the more pressing questions and was never resolved; to this day, nubes ex deus remains a viable theologoumenon.
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« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2012, 07:51:06 PM »

It appears that the controversy over the nature of clouds was a side issue during the great Palamite debates about created vs. uncreated grace. The matter was overshadowed by the more pressing questions and was never resolved; to this day, nubes ex deus remains a viable theologoumenon.
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I hope the "overshadowed" wasn't unintentional because that was brilliant.
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