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What were Mor's bees doing?

Fighting each other to establish dominance in the hive
2 (9.5%)
Mating publicly, wildly, and angrily
7 (33.3%)
Holding on for dear life after the plane in which they were hitching a ride was raptured away, leaving them "Left Behind"
0 (0%)
Imaging the eschatological struggle and fall of both traditionalist and progressive EO in the wake of the Council of Crete
7 (33.3%)
How fat is Mor, anyway?
5 (23.8%)

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2017, 11:58:41 AM »
Look, if you're denying the existence of my little chum Eric the Half-Bee, I shall have to ask you to listen to this!  Take it away, Eric the orchestra leader!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TsxxvBh1gs

Monty Python?  Oh man, I'm not denying anything, I BELIEVE!!
How can you be so incarnationally constipated?

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2017, 11:59:00 AM »
Mor, maybe it is a Sign of Blessing.

I heard that some Indian-Americans write home to the Old Country or visit there as a way to find mates.
What do you think of this option?

I will need a CV and a recent photograph of you if you want me to help you in this way.
Well, I dont know what your circumstances are or why you wouldnt choose this option. I guess I could do the mail order thing sometime.

Peace.

Good luck and Selam. 
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2017, 11:59:24 AM »
I want to know how fat you are, Mor.

Come and see.  There's Mor to love.
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2017, 12:03:51 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2017, 12:05:39 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!

You wanna fight??
How can you be so incarnationally constipated?

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2017, 12:12:09 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!

You wanna fight??

I have an army of 50 percent clone minions. They bite.
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2017, 12:14:51 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!

You wanna fight??

I have an army of 50 percent clone minions. They bite.

I have India.  We will crush you into submission with merely our telemarketing call center employees. 
How can you be so incarnationally constipated?

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2017, 12:18:30 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!
You wanna fight??
I have an army of 50 percent clone minions. They bite.
I have India.  We will crush you into submission with merely our telemarketing call center employees. 

Your military formations are quite stylish:



Bollywood storm troopers > regular storm troopers
I don't typically presume to speak for Mor
You can presume to speak for Mor.   

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2017, 12:22:31 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!
You wanna fight??
I have an army of 50 percent clone minions. They bite.
I have India.  We will crush you into submission with merely our telemarketing call center employees. 

Your military formations are quite stylish:



Bollywood storm troopers > regular storm troopers

Thank you come again!!!
How can you be so incarnationally constipated?

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2017, 12:27:46 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!
You wanna fight??
I have an army of 50 percent clone minions. They bite.
I have India.  We will crush you into submission with merely our telemarketing call center employees. 

Your military formations are quite stylish:



Bollywood storm troopers > regular storm troopers

Thank you come again!!!

Pish posh.

I have followed the Holy Fathers' teaching and practice of Apostolic/Scriptural patriarchal gender, marriage and family theology and life, instead of the failed current demonic, family destroying, divorce producing Freudian/feminist psychological recent innovations. This solid family supporting theology has produced a true foundation for mass internal and external defeat of all Indian call centers.
Blessed Nazarius practiced the ascetic life. His clothes were tattered. He wore his shoes without removing them for six years.

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2017, 12:33:30 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!
You wanna fight??
I have an army of 50 percent clone minions. They bite.
I have India.  We will crush you into submission with merely our telemarketing call center employees. 

Your military formations are quite stylish:



Bollywood storm troopers > regular storm troopers

Thank you come again!!!

Pish posh.

I have followed the Holy Fathers' teaching and practice of Apostolic/Scriptural patriarchal gender, marriage and family theology and life, instead of the failed current demonic, family destroying, divorce producing Freudian/feminist psychological recent innovations. This solid family supporting theology has produced a true foundation for mass internal and external defeat of all Indian call centers.

You forgot the bit about the Holy Myron Oil. 
How can you be so incarnationally constipated?

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #56 on: April 28, 2017, 12:38:20 PM »
I for one am scandalized that Mor declined to lift his voice in acclamation of the great spiritual truths revealed to him.

Only queen bees mate, and as it is plainly obvious monarchy is itself an icon of the heavenly kingdom,  when such an apparition should quite literally fall from the heavens to his feet, Mor should have ejaculated great plaudits of victory before prostrating himself fully before the Creator.

Anaxios! His actions show he is unworthy of such visions!
You wanna fight??
I have an army of 50 percent clone minions. They bite.
I have India.  We will crush you into submission with merely our telemarketing call center employees. 

Your military formations are quite stylish:



Bollywood storm troopers > regular storm troopers

Thank you come again!!!

Pish posh.

I have followed the Holy Fathers' teaching and practice of Apostolic/Scriptural patriarchal gender, marriage and family theology and life, instead of the failed current demonic, family destroying, divorce producing Freudian/feminist psychological recent innovations. This solid family supporting theology has produced a true foundation for mass internal and external defeat of all Indian call centers.

You forgot the bit about the Holy Myron Oil.

All but one of my patriarchal and non-Freudian family have received the Holy Myron Oil. He's scheduled for Memorial Day weekend.
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #57 on: April 28, 2017, 01:09:53 PM »
I want to know how fat you are, Mor.

Come and see.  There's Mor to love.

Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #58 on: April 28, 2017, 01:56:11 PM »
Anyone want some of our custom Egyptian chariots in this fight?

Oh wait, Sorry they're all in the Red Sea.
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #59 on: April 28, 2017, 03:01:21 PM »
Anyone want some of our custom Egyptian chariots in this fight?

Oh wait, Sorry they're all in the Red Sea.

It's funny.  When I go to a Coptic church and take a moment to look around at all the Copts, one particular thought always crosses my mind: "These are the descendants of all the second-and-beyond-born". 
How can you be so incarnationally constipated?

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #60 on: April 28, 2017, 03:02:08 PM »
Anyone want some of our custom Egyptian chariots in this fight?

Oh wait, Sorry they're all in the Red Sea.

It's funny.  When I go to a Coptic church and take a moment to look around at all the Copts, one particular thought always crosses my mind: "These are the descendants of all the second-and-beyond-born".

I'm so lucky! Lol!
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #61 on: April 28, 2017, 03:03:32 PM »
Anyone want some of our custom Egyptian chariots in this fight?

Oh wait, Sorry they're all in the Red Sea.

It's funny.  When I go to a Coptic church and take a moment to look around at all the Copts, one particular thought always crosses my mind: "These are the descendants of all the second-and-beyond-born".

I'm so lucky! Lol!

As a firstborn male, I'm always keenly aware of the precariousness of my position.  Whenever God wants to wipe out a bunch of people, I have a big bullseye on me. 
How can you be so incarnationally constipated?

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #62 on: April 28, 2017, 03:08:02 PM »
Me too  :-\ ... I also am male and sadly firstborn

BUTTTTT...it doesn't matter now...Jesus made us all first-borns  8)
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #63 on: April 28, 2017, 03:23:35 PM »
To help your chariots, I can bring an army of my ancient people too.

"Now therefore, when thou didst pray, and Sara thy daughter in law, I did bring the remembrance of your prayers before the Holy One: and when thou didst bury the dead, I was with thee likewise." (Righteous Tobit 12:12)

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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #64 on: April 28, 2017, 03:34:36 PM »
To help your chariots, I can bring an army of my ancient people too.



The Mor the merrier!
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #65 on: April 28, 2017, 03:52:29 PM »
To help your chariots, I can bring an army of my ancient people too.




not very ancient looking....
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #66 on: April 28, 2017, 04:40:09 PM »
To help your chariots, I can bring an army of my ancient people too.




not very ancient looking....
I wish we had cool foundational myths so I could counter you there...can we still claim to be a lost tribe of Israel, or are all ten of them taken?
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #67 on: April 28, 2017, 04:41:52 PM »
Joseph Smith already beat you to it
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #68 on: April 28, 2017, 05:12:11 PM »
Joseph Smith already beat you to it

I've been to the New Jerusalem in Missouri. It ain't too shabby.
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Re: Mor's Wildlife Adventures
« Reply #69 on: April 28, 2017, 05:39:13 PM »
Well, so I guess I'll take the Illyrians.
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