I guess "E.R. Stories That Weren't Told Until Our Production People Heard Them When Considering Them For Inclusion On Our Show" was just a little too long a title
If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, challenge them to a fight. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, air their dirty laundry. If anyone forces you to go a mile, berate him continually. Give to those deemed worthy (if they pass a drug test), and turn not away from billionaires in need of tax breaks. This is [not] the Gospel.