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« on: July 02, 2014, 05:22:01 PM »

How To Cuddle Like You Mean It

This is truth.
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2014, 05:29:40 PM »

I laughed.
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2014, 05:46:58 PM »

I laughed.

Me too. Out loud.  Cheesy
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2014, 06:02:02 PM »

Ha! That's perfect. Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2014, 06:11:04 PM »

I liked the hugging advice; I also liked the advice about using semicolons. police
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2014, 06:46:25 PM »

I didn't get it, and needed someone to explain it to me.  What a sad little man I am. 
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2014, 07:23:36 PM »


I refuse to click whatever filth that page could possibly contain.

On a related note, did you ever decide on a gender for Facebook?
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2014, 07:37:58 PM »


I refuse to click whatever filth that page could possibly contain.

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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2014, 07:45:05 PM »

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/29/cuddle-mattress_n_3833585.html

A bed for this problem.

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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2014, 08:06:12 PM »

On a related note, did you ever decide on a gender for Facebook?

Facebook is a website, so assigning a gender to it would be confusing IMO.
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2014, 08:08:49 PM »


I can't see it, partly because it's at Huff. I did do a google search to get the idea though. I'm not sure if what I saw would be an improvement. My arm or leg getting stuck between couch cushions doesn't seem pleasant, anyway, if that's at all comparable. We should keep working on this though!
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2014, 10:29:58 PM »

On a related note, did you ever decide on a gender for Facebook?

Facebook is a website, so assigning a gender to it would be confusing IMO.

I read that Facebook has 57 options for specifying one's gender....
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2014, 10:33:57 PM »

On a related note, did you ever decide on a gender for Facebook?

Facebook is a website, so assigning a gender to it would be confusing IMO.

I read that Facebook has 57 options for specifying one's gender....

Does it have an option for what gender the site itself should be? I've never felt strongly pulled in any particular direction. Maybe you guys associate the blue with something though...?
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2014, 10:34:43 PM »

On a related note, did you ever decide on a gender for Facebook?

Facebook is a website, so assigning a gender to it would be confusing IMO.

I read that Facebook has 57 options for specifying one's gender....

Does it have an option for what gender the site itself should be? I've never felt strongly pulled in any particular direction. Maybe you guys associate the blue with something though...?

It is clearly the 'annoying as heck' gender choice....
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2014, 10:39:16 PM »

On a related note, did you ever decide on a gender for Facebook?

Facebook is a website, so assigning a gender to it would be confusing IMO.

I read that Facebook has 57 options for specifying one's gender....

Does it have an option for what gender the site itself should be? I've never felt strongly pulled in any particular direction. Maybe you guys associate the blue with something though...?

Must Facebook have a gender?
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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2014, 10:43:11 PM »

Maybe we could figure out Facebook's gender by taking a survey of what article people use in various languages.

Many if not most languages still used gender specific definite articles.


IF more languages use a feminine def. article with Facebook...then its a girl!  *throws pink confetti*

if more use a masculine article......boy....


It is at least based on some data.
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