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Scotland: nude man runs amok with cricket bat in toy store
« on: April 06, 2015, 04:29:15 PM »
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On Sunday, a Dundee man ran around with a cricket bat at Toys R Us. Twenty customers chased after him.
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Re: Scotland: nude man runs amok with cricket bat in toy store
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2015, 04:44:49 PM »
Why would anyone chase a naked man with a cricket bad?
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Re: Scotland: nude man runs amok with cricket bat in toy store
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2015, 09:59:02 PM »
Oh dear

On Sunday, a Dundee man ran around with a cricket bat at Toys R Us. Twenty customers chased after him.


And someone would have a fit if he was hit with a Taser or maced.  If that happened here in the states he might have been shot.

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Re: Scotland: nude man runs amok with cricket bat in toy store
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2015, 12:36:26 PM »
Oh dear

On Sunday, a Dundee man ran around with a cricket bat at Toys R Us. Twenty customers chased after him.


And someone would have a fit if he was hit with a Taser or maced.  If that happened here in the states he might have been shot.

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Of course. Shooting, or even tasering, a man for running around nude is a tad extreme.
« Last Edit: April 07, 2015, 12:36:38 PM by Cyrillic »
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Re: Scotland: nude man runs amok with cricket bat in toy store
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2015, 02:50:28 PM »
Come on guys, he was hot, took off his clothes and went to the store to buy some toys for his kids.  Used the cricket bat as a fan...

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Re: Scotland: nude man runs amok with cricket bat in toy store
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2015, 08:32:00 PM »
Oh dear

On Sunday, a Dundee man ran around with a cricket bat at Toys R Us. Twenty customers chased after him.


And someone would have a fit if he was hit with a Taser or maced.  If that happened here in the states he might have been shot.

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Of course. Shooting, or even tasering, a man for running around nude is a tad extreme.
If this had happened in Florida, he would have been shot by 10 customers before he even got his shirt off. Then they would have all claimed self defense and said they thought he was armed.
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Re: Scotland: nude man runs amok with cricket bat in toy store
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2015, 09:30:14 PM »
Oh dear

On Sunday, a Dundee man ran around with a cricket bat at Toys R Us. Twenty customers chased after him.


And someone would have a fit if he was hit with a Taser or maced.  If that happened here in the states he might have been shot.

Viking

Of course. Shooting, or even tasering, a man for running around nude is a tad extreme.

Did I miss something or was he not beating the snot out of people with a cricket bat?  Have you ever seen one of those things.   I sure wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of it.  Nuts !

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« Last Edit: April 07, 2015, 09:30:48 PM by converted viking »