I dated yet another Christian girl this last Saturday, some bizarre Protestant cult or what not. Basket case.
Juxtaposed, I have been talking to a girl online for a couple months now. Just found out she is Hindu. (Yes, it might have been obvious, but I have never seen her. We're just friends and several thousand miles apart.) All the same, if she is the same in person as she is in type I might be having a crisis of faith right now.
Oh Lord, fix thy people and bless thine inheritance!