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« on: September 03, 2012, 10:00:28 PM »

Mike Tyson in his prime, but with his right hand tied behind his back

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Butterbean
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« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2012, 10:02:26 PM »

Depends if Butterbean has nice ears.
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« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2012, 10:05:22 PM »

Depends if Butterbean has nice ears.

Well, hey, better an ear that having him eat your children  Cool
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« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2012, 09:47:17 AM »

Depends if Butterbean has nice ears.

Well, hey, better an ear that having him eat your children  Cool

He has a better smack out there, but I think it would get me banned forever, if I linked it.
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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2012, 03:36:01 PM »

The correct answer, for those wondering, was Cassius Clay.
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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2012, 03:44:58 PM »

Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Mike Tyson in his prime, but with his right hand tied behind his back

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Butterbean

If there is any animal in the world who can deliver bunch that could possible phase Butterbean it could ONLY be Mike Wink

Then again, here is the real career list, which includes several losses..

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77 Wins (58 knockouts, 19 decisions), 9 Losses (1 knockouts, 8 decisions), 4 Draws [7]
Result   Record   Opponent   Type   Round   Date   Location   Notes
Loss   7-1-1    Curt Allan   UD   4   13/01/2012    Elizabeth, Indiana, United States   36-40, 36-40, 37-39.
Loss   17-17    Harry Funmaker   SD   4   03/10/2009    Milwaukee, Wisconsin, United States   39-37, 37-39, 36-40.
Win   4-3    Joe Siciliano   TKO   2   09/03/2007    Worcester, Massachusetts, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 1:10 of the second round.
Win   4-2    Joaquin Garcia   KO   1   16/12/2006    Saginaw, Michigan, United States   Garcia knocked out at 0:48 of the first round.
Win   11-12    Ed White   TKO   1   23/09/2006    Belterra, Indiana, United States   Referee stopped the fight due to an injured shoulder at 1:46 of the first round.
Win   10-0    Daniel White   UD   4   24/03/2006    Kalamazoo, Michigan, United States   40-38, 39-38, 40-36.
Loss   4-3    Baden Oui   MD   4   18/11/2005    Gold Coast, Queensland, Australia   37-39, 38-39, 38-38.
Loss   28-8-1    George "The Terminator" Linberger   SD   4   15/10/2005    Akron, Ohio, United States   NABC Super Heavyweight Title. 39-37, 37-39, 37-39.
Loss   26-16    Kenny "The Raven" Craven   UD   4   20/08/2005    Beijing, China   37-39, 37-39, 37-39.
Win   6-5    Rick "The Rock" Zufall   KO   3   09/08/2005    Oceanside, California, United States   Zufall knocked out at 2:39 of the third round.
Loss   25-15    Kenny "The Raven" Craven   MD   4   14/05/2005    Jackson, Mississippi, United States   40-36, 39-37, 38-38.
Win   25-14    Kenny "The Raven" Craven   TKO   3   12/02/2005    Laurel, Mississippi, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 1:23 of the third round.
Win   6-8    Brian McIntyre   UD   4   20/11/2004    Council Bluffs, Iowa, United States   
Win   7-15-1    Ritchie Goosehead   MD   4   24/09/2004    Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada   40-36, 39-38, 38-38.
Win   3-5-3    Salvador Farnetti   TKO   1   22/07/2004    San Jose, California, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 0:50 of the first round.
Win   6-24-1    Marcelo Aravena   SD   4   15/05/2004    New Town, North Dakota, United States   
Win   7-17    Rodney Phillips   KO   2   08/05/2004    Biloxi, Mississippi, United States   Phillips knocked out at 1:49 of the second round.
Win   8-9    Troy Roberts   TKO   1   13/06/2003    Lincoln City, Oregon, United States   
Draw   8-11    Lewis "Hitman" Gilbert   PTS   4   28/03/2003    Westwego, Louisiana, United States   39-37, 37-39, 38-38.
Loss   68-6    "The Easton Assassin" Larry Holmes   UD   10   27/07/2002    Norfolk, Virginia, United States   92-97, 91-98, 93-96.
Win   --    Craig Wolfley   KO   4   02/02/2002    Gulfport, Mississippi, United States   
Win   9-8    Kevin "The Rage" Tallon   UD   4   12/12/2001    Elizabeth, Indiana, United States   
Loss   5-3-1    Billy "The Kid" Zumbrun   MD   4   19/08/2001    West Wendover, Nevada, United States   38-38, 37-39, 36-40.
Win   9-16-2    Shane Woollas   TKO   1   16/06/2001    Wembley, London, United Kingdom   
Win   5-10-3    Tyrone Muex   TKO   2   19/04/2001    Tunica, Mississippi, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 2:49 of the second round.
Draw   20-18    Abdul Muhaymin   MD   4   17/11/2000    Biloxi, Mississippi, United States   38-38, 38-38, 37-39.
Win   14-14    Harry Funmaker   UD   4   03/11/2000    Baraboo, Wisconsin, United States   
Win   24-17    Marcus "Big Tuna" Rhode   KO   3   15/09/2000    Denver, Colorado, United States   Rhode knocked out at 2:06 of the third round.
Win   17-22-1    Dan Kosmicki   TKO   2   28/07/2000    Fresno, California, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 2:40 of the second round.
Win   2-1    Kerry Biles   KO   2   17/06/2000    Los Angeles, California, United States   Biles knocked out at 2:52 of the second round.
Win   6-2-1    Bill Johnson   KO   2   19/05/2000    Beverly Hills, California, United States   Johnson knocked out at 2:49 of the second round.
Win   17-21-1    Dan Kosmicki   TKO   4   05/05/2000    Tucson, Arizona, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 0:52 of the fourth round.
Win   18-4-1    George "Terminator" Linberger   TKO   1   04/03/2000    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   IBA Super Heavyweight Title. Referee stopped the bout at 0:19 of the first round.
Win   6-6    Kevin "The Rage" Tallon   UD   4   17/02/2000    Worley, Idaho, United States   40-36, 40-36, 40-36.
Win   13-13-2    Tim "The Sting" Ray   UD   4   10/12/1999    Tunica, Mississippi, United States   40-34, 40-34, 40-35.
Win   20-15-3    Allen Smith   TKO   2   23/11/1999    Rosemont, Illinois, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 2:16 of the second round.
Win   2-3    Melvin Lumzy   KO   3   11/11/1999    Biloxi, Mississippi, United States   Lumzy knocked out at 1:00 of the third round.
Win   5-1    George Chamberlain   TKO   3   21/10/1999    Washington, District of Columbia, United States   Referee stopped the fight at 1:25 of the third round.
Win   12-5    Kenny "The Raven" Craven   TKO   2   18/09/1999    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   IBA Super Heavyweight Title. Referee stopped the bout at 1:55 of the second round.
Draw   5-2-1    Jason "Bad Boy" Farley   UD   4   06/08/1999    Columbus, Ohio, United States   38-38, 38-38, 38-38.
Win   3-3    Tim Burgoon   KO   2   31/07/1999    Tijuana, Baja California, United States   IBA Super Heavyweight Title.
Win   45-4    Peter "Hurricane" McNeeley   TKO   1   26/06/1999    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   Referee stopped the fight at 2:59 of the first round.
Win   8-0    Russell "The Sandman" Chasteen   UD   4   11/06/1999    Ft Worth, Texas, United States   39-37, 39-37, 39-37.
Win   3-2-1    Jason Hurley   TKO   2   27/05/1999    Tunica, Mississippi, United States   Referee stopped the fight at 2:16 of the second round.
Win   14-49-1    Roy Bedwell   UD   4   16/04/1999    Burlington, Iowa, United States   
Win   5-3    Kevin "The Rage" Tallon   TKO   3   02/04/1999    Chattanooga, Tennessee, United States   Referee stopped the fight at 2:50 of the third round.
Win   5-3-1    Patrick Graham   TKO   3   13/02/1999    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   IBA Super Heavyweight Title. Referee stopped the bout at 0:46 of the third round.
Win   8-6    Troy Roberts   TKO   3   18/09/1998    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   
Win   6-4-2    Tim Pollard   KO   1   25/08/1998    Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States   
Win   12-2-2    "Cowboy" Billy Eaton   KO   3   23/03/1998    Mashantucket, Connecticut, United States   Eaton was knocked down once in the second and twice and out at 2:38 of the third round.
Win   --    Warrant Williams   KO   1   28/02/1998    Cincinnati, Ohio, United States   
Win   9-9    Harry Funmaker   UD   4   16/01/1998    Boise, Idaho, United States   IBA Super Heavyweight Title. 40-36, 39-37, 40-37.
Win   6-1    Doug Phillips   PTS   4   06/12/1997    Atlantic City, New Jersey, United States   
Win   1-9    Ken Woods   TKO   4   30/10/1997    Washington, District of Columbia, United States   
Draw   8-1-1    "Cowboy" Billy Eaton   MD   4   13/09/1997    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   Butterbean was knocked down in the first round. 37-39, 38-38, 38-38.
Win   1-1-1    Enrique Ruiz   DQ   4   13/08/1997    Chester, West Virginia, United States   
Win   8-8-1    Scott Lindecker   KO   4   09/07/1997    Tacoma, Washington, United States   Lindecker knocked out at 1:20 of the fourth round.
Win   4-0-1    Jason "Bad Boy" Farley   TKO   4   15/06/1997    Biloxi, Mississippi, United States   
Win   13-9-1    Bill Duncan   KO   2   17/04/1997    Tulsa, Oklahoma, United States   Duncan was suspended after the fight for taking a dive.
Win   4-1    Ed White   TKO   2   12/04/1997    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   IBA Super Heavyweight Title. Referee stopped the bout at 1:14 of the second round.
Win   6-3    Sean Jegan   TKO   3   02/04/1997    Kansas City, Missouri, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 1:33 of the third round.
Win   1-7    Ken Woods   KO   2   22/03/1997    Corpus Christi, Texas, United States   Woods knocked out at 1:29 of the second round.
Win   2-1-1    Nick "The Punisher" Phillips   UD   4   12/02/1997    New York City, United States   
Win   5-0-1    Curt Allan   TKO   3   18/01/1997    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 2:56 of the third round.
Win   6-2    Sean Jegan   KO   1   06/12/1996    Reno, Nevada, United States   Jegan knocked out at 2:47 of the first round.
Win   2-4    William Harris   TKO   4   10/07/1996    Beverly Hills, California, United States   
Win   4-1    George Clarke   KO   1   07/06/1996    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   
Win   1-6    Jonathan "Spider" Whitfield   TKO   4   14/05/1996    Mashantucket, Connecticut, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 1:44 of the fourth round.
Win   2-2    Richard "Elvis" Davis   KO   1   30/04/1996    San Antonio, Texas, United States   Davis knocked out at 1:10 of the first round.
Win   0-6    Jack Ramsey   TKO   1   22/04/1996    Altoona, Iowa, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 1:28 of the first round after Ramsey had been knocked down thrice.
Win   1-6    James Baker   KO   1   19/03/1996    Long Beach, California, United States   Baker knocked out at 0:18 of the first round. Baker admits to taking a dive in this bout.
Win   --    Billy McDonald   KO   1   13/03/1996    Los Angeles, California, United States   
Win   1-3    Joe Wiggins   TKO   4   25/02/1996    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   
Win   4-2    Tim "The Sting" Ray   TKO   2   25/01/1996    Bay Saint Louis, Mississippi, United States   
Loss   1-7-1    Mitchell "The Cigarette Man" Rose   TKO   2   15/12/1995    New York City, United States   Referee stopped the bout at 0:48 of the second round.
Win   1-0    Louis "The Facelifter" Monaco   KO   1   01/12/1995    Indio, California, United States   Monaco was knocked out at 1:50 of the first round after being down thrice.
Win   1-1    Pat Jackson   RTD   3   25/10/1995    Kenner, Louisiana, United States   Jackson failed to emerge from his corner for the third round.
Win   3-6-1    Kenneth Myers   MD   4   29/09/1995    Stateline, Nevada, United States   38-38, 39-37, 40-36.
Win   0-2    Anthony Hunt   TKO   2   16/09/1995    Chillicothe, Ohio, United States   
Win   4-3    Adam Sutton   PTS   4   09/09/1995    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   
Win   --    Paul Springer   KO   1   15/08/1995    Las Vegas, Nevada, United States   
Win   0-3    "Dangerous" Doug Norris   KO   2   28/07/1995    Bay Saint Louis, Mississippi, United States   Norris knocked out at 1:19 of the second round.
Win   --    Rogelio Ramirez   KO   1   18/06/1995    Las Cruces, New Mexico, United States   
Win   0-5    James Robinson   TKO   2   21/04/1995    Lansing, Michigan, United States   
Win   --    Jerry Michelson   KO   1   15/04/1995    Owensboro, Kentucky, United States   
Win   0-3    Alvin Ellis   TKO   1   24/03/1995    Detroit, Michigan, United States   
Win   1-15-1    Juan Ramon Perez   UD   4   11/03/1995    Albuquerque, New Mexico, United States   39-36, 39-36, 39-36.
Win   1-2    Ed Barry   PTS   6   01/03/1995    Saginaw, Michigan, United States   
Win   0-2    "Dangerous" Doug Norris   TKO   4   30/11/1994    New Orleans, Louisiana, United States   
Win   2-1-1    Tim Daniels   PTS   4   15/10/1994    Birmingham, Alabama, United States   
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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2012, 06:55:53 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2012, 07:09:34 PM »

Butterbean knocked out Elvis...
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