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Which fries are best?

Crinkle cut fries
0 (0%)
Steak fries
5 (27.8%)
Shoestring fries
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I cut my own!
3 (16.7%)
Blah. Give me potato wedges!
2 (11.1%)
Other!
4 (22.2%)
French Fries? Eww!
1 (5.6%)

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French Fries
« on: August 07, 2012, 09:57:51 PM »
Which is best? This is important people. Consider your vote wisely!
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2012, 10:01:52 PM »
you forgot the best ones, straightcut thick fries that are thicker than shoestrings, but less than steak fries. that said, i went with handcut, cos, well, that's the closest

and oh, the best use of fries are in poutine, just saying
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2012, 10:02:31 PM »
McDonalds
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2012, 10:03:47 PM »
you forgot the best ones, straightcut thick fries that are thicker than shoestrings, but less than steak fries. that said, i went with handcut, cos, well, that's the closest

and oh, the best use of fries are in poutine, just saying

Doh, I eat those (well, spicy versions of those) all the time as well. Wish I could modify the poll!

McDonalds

For fast food I would definitely agree. When I was in high school my friends preferred Burger King fries. Crazy.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2012, 10:04:20 PM »
and oh, you forgot waffle fries.

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Re: French Fries
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2012, 10:04:56 PM »
McDonalds

Get out of here! Everyone knows Burger King's fries are superior to McDonald's in every way.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2012, 10:05:49 PM »
and oh, you forgot waffle fries.

We have to draw the line somewhere. What's next, hash browns and tater tots? Mmm.... speaking of which... I need to go to the kitchen now...
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2012, 10:12:13 PM »
and oh, you forgot waffle fries.

We have to draw the line somewhere. What's next, hash browns and tater tots? Mmm.... speaking of which... I need to go to the kitchen now...
waffle fries are canonical fries, now the last two you mention, just pure blasphemy.

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Re: French Fries
« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2012, 10:15:18 PM »
and oh, you forgot waffle fries.

We have to draw the line somewhere. What's next, hash browns and tater tots? Mmm.... speaking of which... I need to go to the kitchen now...
waffle fries are canonical fries, now the last two you mention, just pure blasphemy.

I don't recognize the apostolic succession of waffle fries! Probably something Wendys came up because they couldn't compete with McDonalds and Burger King.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2012, 10:16:12 PM »
McDonalds

Get out of here! Everyone knows Burger King's fries are superior to McDonald's in every way.

ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME

Have you tried BK's new fries? THEY ARE THE WORST ON THE PLANET.

BK has taken such a huge nosedove in recent memory, including removing the beloved BK Fries, that I want nothing to do with them.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2012, 10:19:23 PM »
New BK fries are definitely better than the old ones. Still miles behind McDonalds though. I can't eat BK fries without smothering them in Heinz™ ketchup.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2012, 10:24:38 PM »
I honestly haven't had BK in many moons, so if they changed their fries I will cry real tears.  :'( :'( :'( There isn't one near me anymore.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2012, 10:26:29 PM »
McDonalds

Get out of here! Everyone knows Burger King's fries are superior to McDonald's in every way.

Blasphemy. McDonalds all day.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2012, 10:33:47 PM »
McDonald's fries are mini grease logs!
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #14 on: August 07, 2012, 10:36:41 PM »
I honestly haven't had BK in many moons, so if they changed their fries I will cry real tears.  :'( :'( :'( There isn't one near me anymore.
Yes they changed it last year. I have no idea what's wrong with them now. Maybe they got a new CEO, but BK is straight up garbage now, and this is coming from a guy who would choose BK over McD any day of the week.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #15 on: August 07, 2012, 10:38:12 PM »
McDonald's fries are mini grease logs!

Mmm, grease logs, salt licks, sugar water, and a half pound of beef... you are making me hungry again!
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #16 on: August 07, 2012, 10:43:53 PM »
I bet Asteriktos knows this. The most addicting fries I ever had was a placed called Essie's Original Hot Dog Shoppe, otherwise known as the Dirty O. Right in Oakland PA/
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #17 on: August 07, 2012, 10:45:42 PM »
I should as I've been in Oakland plenty of times, but unfortunately I don't...  8)
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« Reply #18 on: August 07, 2012, 10:56:21 PM »
I should as I've been in Oakland plenty of times, but unfortunately I don't...  8)

o....m........g.................
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #19 on: August 07, 2012, 10:57:01 PM »
Guess I was more interested in other things... since I was usually at a hospital  :police:
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #20 on: August 07, 2012, 10:57:31 PM »
McDonalds

Get out of here! Everyone knows Burger King's fries are superior to McDonald's in every way.

ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME

Have you tried BK's new fries? THEY ARE THE WORST ON THE PLANET.

BK has taken such a huge nosedove in recent memory, including removing the beloved BK Fries, that I want nothing to do with them.

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Re: French Fries
« Reply #21 on: August 07, 2012, 10:58:42 PM »
Potato wedges.

A way of life around here.

There is a place down the street that does fantastic fries in duck fat.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #22 on: August 07, 2012, 10:59:58 PM »
As a non-smoker I had to say "Ewwwwww" at the Marlboro Menthals. Criminal.

Duck fat? Drools.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #23 on: August 07, 2012, 11:00:51 PM »
BTW the BK Fries I referred to on the last sentence of that post is referring to those chicken fries they had for a few years. Those were amazing.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #24 on: August 07, 2012, 11:03:09 PM »
BTW the BK Fries I referred to on the last sentence of that post is referring to those chicken fries they had for a few years. Those were amazing.

A certain person bought up a huge amount of BK stock and "turned the company around" by killing it.

This same person has moved on to larger corporations. Check the financial page of last Saturday's NYT.

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Re: French Fries
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2012, 11:10:46 PM »
Wendy's over BK or McDonalds for normal fries.

Really though, I love me some Checker's/Rally's seasoned fries with muy 'amburgas.

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Re: French Fries
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2012, 11:11:33 PM »
BTW the BK Fries I referred to on the last sentence of that post is referring to those chicken fries they had for a few years. Those were amazing.

A certain person bought up a huge amount of BK stock and "turned the company around" by killing it.

This same person has moved on to larger corporations. Check the financial page of last Saturday's NYT.

Cincinnati is going to burn.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2012, 11:15:17 PM »
Ignore her. She smokes Marlboro Menthols.

Ah... there it is.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #29 on: August 08, 2012, 09:49:13 AM »
Best cheap fries in Cincinnati are from a greasy gyro place.

The Grurks seem to make some be the best fries. High oil temp. Crispy on the outside, light on the inside.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #30 on: August 08, 2012, 09:50:18 AM »
McDonalds

Get out of here! Everyone knows Burger King's fries are superior to McDonald's in every way.

Blasphemy. McDonalds all day.


Exactly! Anyone who thinks that BK fries are better than McDonald's is seriously disturbed.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #31 on: August 08, 2012, 09:51:22 AM »
Wendy's over BK or McDonalds for normal fries.

Really though, I love me some Checker's/Rally's seasoned fries with muy 'amburgas.

Wendy's as discussed on this board before made a serious comeback with their new fries.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2012, 10:00:53 AM »
Wendy's over BK or McDonalds for normal fries.

Really though, I love me some Checker's/Rally's seasoned fries with muy 'amburgas.

Wendy's as discussed on this board before made a serious comeback with their new fries.

I love me some Wendy's, but for some reason I think their fries are worse now.  It could just be the incompetence at my local one, but all I taste is oil when I eat them now.  Blech.

McD's fries hands down ftw.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2012, 10:11:20 AM »
Wendy's over BK or McDonalds for normal fries.

Really though, I love me some Checker's/Rally's seasoned fries with muy 'amburgas.

Wendy's as discussed on this board before made a serious comeback with their new fries.

I love me some Wendy's, but for some reason I think their fries are worse now.  It could just be the incompetence at my local one, but all I taste is oil when I eat them now.  Blech.

McD's fries hands down ftw.

Let's be clear. Their fries are pretty much garbage. I just think they are slightly better than before. I sometimes eat them.

I just go for the Baconator or two. And to see Wendy in her military garb reminding me we are at war and we can sacrifice for the effort by donating a dollar and getting a ridiculous key fob to receive a free small Frosty upon each subsequent visit.

It's like reverse rationing.

If Wendy's weren't the only alternative to Cincinnati Chili (you can only eat it 240 days of the year or so) within a walk from work, I probably wouldn't have clue about their fries.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2012, 10:24:06 AM »
By far Thrashers on the Boardwalk at Ocean City, Maryland! Deep fired in peanut oil and topped with cider vinegar!


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« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2012, 10:29:26 AM »
By far Thrashers on the Boardwalk at Ocean City, Maryland! Deep fired in peanut oil and topped with cider vinegar!



Looks and sounds awesome. Vinegar!
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« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2012, 10:33:10 AM »
I concur with podkarpatska.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2012, 10:38:31 AM »
i much prefer malt vinegar on my fries, honestly.

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Re: French Fries
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2012, 10:40:33 AM »
i much prefer malt vinegar on my fries, honestly.

It takes a special fry to carry vinegar of any kind.

I am more partial to malt than cider.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2012, 10:49:34 AM »
i much prefer malt vinegar on my fries, honestly.

It takes a special fry to carry vinegar of any kind.

I am more partial to malt than cider.

Me bad, it is malt...a brain freeze moment!

On a hot summer night, you would not believe the lines for the fries at their stands on the Boardwalk!

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Re: French Fries
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« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2012, 11:17:47 AM »
Tater tots are awesome as well.

I crush them when served at the cafeteria.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2012, 12:26:44 PM »
Steak fries have their place as a proper flavorless texture addition to a meal.

But for stand alone fries, mystery oil-fried carnival curly fries take the cake for me.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2012, 01:18:59 PM »
Wendy's over BK or McDonalds for normal fries.

Really though, I love me some Checker's/Rally's seasoned fries with muy 'amburgas.

Wendy's as discussed on this board before made a serious comeback with their new fries.

I love me some Wendy's, but for some reason I think their fries are worse now.  It could just be the incompetence at my local one, but all I taste is oil when I eat them now.  Blech.

I think their fries are worse now, too. Their burgers are awesome... it makes me sad that I don't like their fries anymore.
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Re: French Fries
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2012, 01:25:06 PM »
Steak fries have their place as a proper flavorless texture addition to a meal.

But for stand alone fries, mystery oil-fried carnival curly fries take the cake for me.
Ah that reminds me. I do enjoy Arby's curly fries.
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