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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #135 on: February 13, 2019, 06:05:50 PM »
Great!  I now have plans this weekend.
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #136 on: May 27, 2019, 10:15:31 AM »
What a great day for sext!
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #137 on: May 27, 2019, 10:28:38 AM »
Truly, it is!
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #138 on: May 27, 2019, 10:02:50 PM »
Let’s talk about sext, baby
Let’s talk about you and me
Let’s talk about all the good things
And the better things that may be
Let’s talk about sext

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #139 on: May 28, 2019, 12:53:27 AM »
That was a spectacular and original play on words.  I congratulate you!
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #140 on: May 28, 2019, 05:46:15 AM »
Old Salt-N-Pepa song. They were all about those midday prayers.

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #141 on: August 20, 2019, 02:44:30 PM »
Did you know you can sext anywhere in the local area?  I was sexting in my car a few hours ago.  Let me tell you, it was hot!*

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #142 on: September 12, 2019, 12:01:13 PM »
'Tis noon on the east coast of the United States of America.  Time for sext up and down the seashore!
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #143 on: September 12, 2019, 12:43:26 PM »
 I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #144 on: September 12, 2019, 01:24:13 PM »
How about a nice rocky beach?
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #145 on: October 11, 2019, 11:23:37 AM »
Sexty time!
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #146 on: March 28, 2020, 05:19:12 PM »
Since many are home anyway, why not sext together?
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #147 on: March 28, 2020, 05:56:53 PM »
Since many are home anyway, why not sext together?

Isn't sextual intercourse outside marriage sinful though?

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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #148 on: March 30, 2020, 06:45:52 PM »
Since many are home anyway, why not sext together?

I'm a little late but I'm in for tomorrow!
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Re: Sexting with OCNet Members
« Reply #149 on: March 30, 2020, 07:34:39 PM »
Since many are home anyway, why not sext together?

I'm a little late but I'm in for tomorrow!

Nice, me too!
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