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« Reply #45 on: August 09, 2012, 07:56:56 AM »

Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea

"We're not gonna fight anymore.  We're gonna pull together and get out of here.  First, we're gonna seal off this hole..."

...gets eaten by shark.
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« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2012, 09:58:28 AM »

Anyone remember the T.V. series Northern Exposure?

"Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity."

"I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse."

"The richest man is the guy who has nothing."

"It's the same with white people. They cleared the forest, they dug up the land, and they gave us the flu. But they also brought power tools and penicillin and Ben and Jerry's ice cream."

Northern Exposure 4+++
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« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2012, 11:50:16 AM »

"The Thin Red Line". I won't write quotes, because then I would have to paste whole script. Beautiful movie about life.

ADDED - but, to be ontop, I'll add at least one:

"One man looks at a dying bird and thinks there's nothing but unanswered pain. That death's got the final word, it's laughing at him. Another man sees that same bird, feels the glory, feels something smiling through it."
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« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2012, 11:55:41 AM »

Princess Bride
"Anyone want a peanut?"

Have you no gift for rhyme?

Hmm, well, some of the time Smiley
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« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2012, 09:34:09 PM »

"The Thin Red Line". I won't write quotes, because then I would have to paste whole script. Beautiful movie about life.

ADDED - but, to be ontop, I'll add at least one:

"One man looks at a dying bird and thinks there's nothing but unanswered pain. That death's got the final word, it's laughing at him. Another man sees that same bird, feels the glory, feels something smiling through it."

Thanks for this. Great movie, and a great quote.


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« Reply #50 on: August 09, 2012, 09:35:26 PM »

Anyone remember the T.V. series Northern Exposure?

"Sometimes when you look back on a situation, you realize it wasn't all you thought it was. A beautiful girl walked into your life. You fell in love. Or did you? Maybe it was only a childish infatuation, or maybe just a brief moment of vanity."

"I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse."

"The richest man is the guy who has nothing."

"It's the same with white people. They cleared the forest, they dug up the land, and they gave us the flu. But they also brought power tools and penicillin and Ben and Jerry's ice cream."

Northern Exposure 4+++



Good stuff. I've never watched the show, but now I may give it a try.


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« Reply #51 on: August 09, 2012, 09:40:49 PM »

*mutters* context, he wants context...

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Redneck Zombies
Ferd Mertz: "Do not... open till... Christmas!"

An illiterate redneck finds a barrel of highly toxic experimental chemical warfare nuclear waste. Since he can't read he thinks the warning on the barrel says "do not... open till... Christmas".

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Revenge of the Nerds
Alpha Betas: "Nerds! Nerds! Nerds! Nerds!"
Louis: "Where are they?"
Gilbert: "I think they're talking about us, Louis"
Louis: "No way!"

Meganerds Louis and Gilbert have just arrived at college their freshmen year and they're moving their stuff to the dorm. The jocks and popular kids are yelling "Nerds!" at them. Loius is confused because he doesn't know he's a nerd. (at the end of the movie he says he just found out he was a nerd... sort of a coming out of the closet moment)

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Rocky IV
"I must break you."
"If he dies... he dies."

It's a Russian boxer, ergo he's evil. Ivan Drago or something. Steroid user as well. Oh, and he's evil.

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The Sandlot
Ham Porter: "Hey, you want a s'more?"
Smalls: "Some more of what?"
Ham Porter: "No, do you want a s'more?"
Smalls: "I haven't had anything yet... so how can I have some more of nothing?"
Ham Porter: "You're killing me, Smalls!"

S'more context?

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Saw VI
"Look at me! When you're killing me you look at me!"

A guy has 6 of his employees before him, put in a trap, and he is forced to decide which four of them will die. At the end there are two left and he decides to save the girl. Just before the gun kills the guy he says the line above.

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Shawshank Redemption
"I've decided not to stay"

The old man Brooks says this as an explanation when he commits suicide.
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« Reply #52 on: August 09, 2012, 09:45:16 PM »

^ all quotes no context sir!
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« Reply #53 on: August 09, 2012, 09:47:09 PM »

^ all quotes no context sir!

Context? What I'm quoting don't need no stinkin context!
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« Reply #54 on: August 09, 2012, 09:56:52 PM »

Ok, context added...  Cool
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« Reply #55 on: August 09, 2012, 10:25:15 PM »

Awweeeesome!
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« Reply #56 on: August 09, 2012, 10:48:37 PM »

Did you see Saw?
- Ryan Howard (The Office)
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« Reply #57 on: August 09, 2012, 10:49:14 PM »

^ all quotes no context sir!

Context? That's what the movies are for.
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« Reply #58 on: August 11, 2012, 01:55:49 AM »

Police Academy
"Jones. Larvell Jones. Monsignor Larvell Jones. MD."

Context: Jones telling Mahoney his name.


The Princess Bride
"If you haven't got your health, then you haven't got anything." - Count Rugen

Context: The good ole count giving sage advice to the virtuous prince Humperdink.


Army of Darkness
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun." - Good Ash

Context: Good Ash is about to blow bad Ash away. Raimi inexplicably cut this line (the best one in the entire movie) out of his cut.


Cannibal Women in the Avacado Jungle of Death
"Oh my God, you're marinating me!" - Jim

Context: Jim, played by Bill Maher, realises that he is not being bathed by sexy ladies, but rather being marinated by some cannibals and is about to be cooked.


Night of the Living Dead 3D
"When the dead walk you gotta call the cops!" - Henry

Context: Henry finally realises that there are zombies attacking his farmhouse, and that maybe calling the cops would be a good thing (he previously didn't want to call them because he grows a lot of pot and he and the local police have "an understanding")
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« Reply #59 on: August 11, 2012, 04:10:29 AM »

"Who are you?"  (Richard Boone, among others)

"Jacob McCandles."  (John Wayne)

"I thought you was dead." 

"Not hardly."  (John Wayne)

From "Big Jake" which is being shown on either TCM or AMC (I can't remember which) tonight, 8/11, 8:00 p.m. (EDT).  It's another John Wayne-Maureen O'Hara movie.
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« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2012, 01:11:13 PM »

"The boat can leave now...tell the crew." - Zombi 2
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« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2012, 01:18:54 PM »

In The Name Of The King

Norick: Is this where we pay for our sins?

Solona:  No Norick, this is where we pay for our virtues.  Sins are more than welcome here.
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« Reply #62 on: August 25, 2012, 04:05:59 PM »

Wilbur: "Ed, I thought I told you to clean up your stall."

Mr. Ed: "I couldn't hear the TV with the vacuum cleaner running."

Wilbur: "Well why didn't you just use the broom?"

Mr. Ed: "I started to, but it looked so delicious that I ate it."



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« Reply #63 on: August 26, 2012, 07:25:53 AM »

The Thin Red Line - "Where is it that we were together? Who were you that I lived with? The brother. The friend. Darkness, light. Strife and love. Are they the workings of one mind? The features of the same face? Oh, my soul. Let me be in you now. Look out through my eyes. Look out at the things you made. All things shining."
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« Reply #64 on: August 26, 2012, 02:04:29 PM »

The Thin Red Line - "Where is it that we were together? Who were you that I lived with? The brother. The friend. Darkness, light. Strife and love. Are they the workings of one mind? The features of the same face? Oh, my soul. Let me be in you now. Look out through my eyes. Look out at the things you made. All things shining."


Great movie!



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« Reply #65 on: August 26, 2012, 03:18:11 PM »

Everything that comes out of the Dowager Countess' mouth (Downton Abbey). I aspire to be her when I'm old.  Wink
why wait? i've been her since i was a teenager.
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« Reply #66 on: August 26, 2012, 03:21:46 PM »

"For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like."
The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
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« Reply #67 on: August 26, 2012, 04:08:17 PM »

Great movie!



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« Reply #68 on: August 27, 2012, 09:38:35 AM »

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« Reply #69 on: August 27, 2012, 09:35:06 PM »

"For those who like that sort of thing, that is the sort of thing they like."
The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie

I think that Abe Lincoln actually said something very similar.


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« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2012, 11:39:31 PM »

"Is that right? I should check my dictionotomy"

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« Reply #71 on: September 09, 2012, 12:29:11 AM »

"Huston, we have a problem."  from "Apollo 13"
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« Reply #72 on: September 09, 2012, 07:16:00 PM »

"Coming to America" Love it!
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« Reply #73 on: July 07, 2013, 06:06:25 AM »

Dodgeball #1
White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.

White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.

Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.

White Goodman: I know you just said that.

Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.

White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.

Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.

White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to *you*.

Peter La Fleur: All right.

White Goodman: ...Touché.

Dodgeball #2
Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.

Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Dodgeball #3
Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a menage a trois of pain.

Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.

Dodgeball #4
White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

Dodgeball #5
White Goodman: At Globo Gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

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Cotton McKnight: We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse.

Pepper Brooks: They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable.

Dodgeball #7
White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed his own blood. Nobody!
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« Reply #74 on: December 21, 2013, 01:04:23 AM »

Michael Stein: What's that smell?
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Sponge Harris: No. That's just where it suffered.
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« Reply #75 on: December 21, 2013, 10:43:35 AM »

"You were there? Oh, please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move." - Spike, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
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« Reply #76 on: December 23, 2013, 02:39:01 AM »

"In our obsession with original sin, we too often forget original innocence."

[From the movie Brother Sun, Sister Moon]


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« Reply #77 on: December 23, 2013, 12:20:11 PM »

Dodgeball #1
White Goodman: Go ahead, make your jokes, Mr. Jokey... Joke-maker. But let me hit you with some knowledge. Quit now. Save yourself the embarrassment of losing with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

Peter La Fleur: Alliteration aside, I'll take my chances in the tournament.

White Goodman: Yeah, you will take your chances.

Peter La Fleur: I know. I just said that.

White Goodman: I know you just said that.

Peter La Fleur: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.

White Goodman: Well, I'm not sure where *you're* going with this.

Peter La Fleur: That's what I said.

White Goodman: That's what I'm saying to *you*.

Peter La Fleur: All right.

White Goodman: ...Touché.

Dodgeball #2
Cotton McKnight: I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match.

Pepper Brooks: It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

Dodgeball #3
Cotton McKnight: Looks like it's gonna be a two-on-one, a menage a trois of pain.

Pepper Brooks: Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.

Dodgeball #4
White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.

Dodgeball #5
White Goodman: At Globo Gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.

Dodgeball #6
Cotton McKnight: We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse.

Pepper Brooks: They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable.

Dodgeball #7
White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed his own blood. Nobody!

Dodgeball is quotable from the beginning to [fornicate] you, Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #78 on: December 23, 2013, 12:33:15 PM »

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« Reply #79 on: December 23, 2013, 01:04:25 PM »

"Do good, then disappear. "
Rev. Mother Emmanuel (Dame Edith Evans)-The Nun's Story
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« Reply #80 on: December 23, 2013, 03:33:43 PM »

"Do good, then disappear. "
Rev. Mother Emmanuel (Dame Edith Evans)-The Nun's Story

That's a good movie.


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« Reply #81 on: December 23, 2013, 06:10:10 PM »

"Do good, then disappear. "
Rev. Mother Emmanuel (Dame Edith Evans)-The Nun's Story

That's a good movie.


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+1 (I never tire of that movie...I never tire of Audrey.)
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« Reply #82 on: December 24, 2013, 08:34:06 PM »

"Here in the real world, we don’t kill eleven people as some kind of prophylactic measure." - Mike Ehrmantraut
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« Reply #83 on: December 26, 2013, 06:16:50 PM »

"Kidneys... I've got new kidneys! I don't like the colour."
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« Reply #84 on: January 24, 2014, 10:42:27 PM »

NewsRadio

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Beth: Well so can I, but that's not how I want to make my money anymore.
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« Reply #85 on: January 25, 2014, 04:00:44 AM »

“If you’re frightened of dying and you’re holding on, you’ll see devils tearing your life away. But if you’ve made your peace, then the devils are really angels freeing you from the earth. It’s just a matter of how you look at it, that’s all.”
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Don't enlist. Don't deploy.
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Pray to God, and start a revolution instead!"
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« Reply #86 on: February 01, 2014, 10:38:23 AM »

Oh My God, The Quarterback is Toast!!!!   From Die Hard

http://youtu.be/JxR7RYuF2fU
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« Reply #87 on: February 01, 2014, 12:15:11 PM »

From Home Alone:

"You're what the French call, les incompentes"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN4Q5u0UpQA

Gee, as a kid I had such the hots for her. That scene was what did it. French really is the language of love.
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« Reply #88 on: May 28, 2014, 10:41:26 PM »

Del Preston: Woodstock? That was quite a show, man.

Garth: You were at Woodstock?

Wayne: Excellent! What was it like?

Del Preston: Well, it rained all morning, and then it cleared up in the afternoon. And that's it. I almost remembered something else, but it's gone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBX-pWIpGDs
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