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Becoming Methodist
« on: May 17, 2012, 12:15:22 PM »
I've never really given much thought to why I shouldn't be a Methodist.  I've never even been to a Methodist service before, but you see Methodist churches all over the place.  And they're United, right?  So, I don't see how it could be a bad idea.

I think all this stress on preserving the ancient faith is a bunch of fundamentalist malarkey.  Just because the apostles were uneducated and illiterate and Jewish literalists, incapable of interpretation, incapable of living the spirit of Christ.  Who cares if the apostles established bishops in their stead?  History has shown that the farther an organization proceeds from its founder, the less it resembles the original aims and structure of its founder: look at the Franciscans, the Lutherans, even the Muslims.  Christ didn't come to establish a church or institute a series of sacraments; such a view is presentist and anachronistic.  That one formed around his person and his teachings is obvious, but we call such phenomenon a "cult."  The apostles were frightened, zealous, marginalized Jews no different that the radical mentality of suicide bombers in the Mid East today, willing to be martyred for some delusion.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 01:04:09 PM »
History has shown that the farther an organization proceeds from its founder, the less it resembles the original...

There are many that might say that applies to the Methodist Church this day.

In reply to your question though the Methodist Church was founded on the teachings of John Wesley who would strongly object to darn near everything else you said. I suppose that is worth considering before you join. Just my humble opinion though.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 01:06:56 PM »
And they're United, right?  So, I don't see how it could be a bad idea.

Does the possibility for doctrinal inprecision ever come up?

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I think all this stress on preserving the ancient faith is a bunch of fundamentalist malarkey.

So Christ's faith is a bunch of 'fundamentalist malarkey'? You seem to contradict yourself with your next statement

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Who cares if the apostles established bishops in their stead?  History has shown that the farther an organization proceeds from its founder, the less it resembles the original aims and structure of its founder

So in your previous statement you are complaining about us for preserving the ancient faith, yet right here you complain again that the Church has proceeded too far away from its founder? Well how do you expect us to be true to our founder if we do not preserve His ancient faith? Likewise, you said it yourself; the farther down the line something proceeds from its founder, the less it resembles the original. So why would you want to join a Methodist Church with absolutely no apostolic connections and did not even really exist until the 18th-19th century? You contradict yourself on several occasions.

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Christ didn't come to establish a church or institute a series of sacraments; such a view is presentist and anachronistic.

So I assume that He was lying to St. Peter when He said that He would establish His Church and NEVER let the Gates of Hades prevail against it?

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That one formed around his person and his teachings is obvious, but we call such phenomenon a "cult."

Then I'm a happy cult member, buddy

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The apostles were frightened, zealous, marginalized Jews no different that the radical mentality of suicide bombers in the Mid East today, willing to be martyred for some delusion.

So if you feel this negatively about the Apostles, why do you want to join the Methodist Church if all Churches--even the most Protestant ones--respect the Apostles and recognize the importance of their teachings? Likewise, how do you reconcile your negative beliefs about them if Christ breathed the Holy Spirit into them, sent them to make 'Disciples of all Nations' and guided them in founding the largest religion in the world?
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 01:12:15 PM »

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That one formed around his person and his teachings is obvious, but we call such phenomenon a "cult."

Then I'm a happy cult member, buddy


Very well said!!  ;)
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 01:52:36 PM »
mint,

I said several weeks ago that you were a troll, and I sincerely meant it. In the past week or so I began to soften on that. What if I was wrong? What if you were just crazy, and not a troll?   But then you go a post this thread, and completely reassure me. Thank you, my friend!

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2012, 02:19:20 PM »
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The apostles were frightened, zealous, marginalized Jews no different that the radical mentality of suicide bombers in the Mid East today, willing to be martyred for some delusion.

If you really believe that then there is no point in you joining any church, which makes this post seem like you're trolling. If you think Christianity is fundamentally based in error, or "delusion," the thing you're not going to be doing is worrying about what church to join (I know I've been there).
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2012, 02:20:49 PM »

If you really believe that then there is no point in you joining any church.

Well, I have to do something, and becoming Buddhist or Muslim isn't an option.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2012, 02:21:54 PM »

If you really believe that then there is no point in you joining any church.

Well, I have to do something, and becoming Buddhist or Muslim isn't an option.

Why do you "have to do something?"

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2012, 02:29:33 PM »
I've never really given much thought to why I shouldn't be a Methodist.  I've never even been to a Methodist service before, but you see Methodist churches all over the place.  And they're United, right?  So, I don't see how it could be a bad idea.

I think all this stress on preserving the ancient faith is a bunch of fundamentalist malarkey.  Just because the apostles were uneducated and illiterate and Jewish literalists, incapable of interpretation, incapable of living the spirit of Christ.  Who cares if the apostles established bishops in their stead?  History has shown that the farther an organization proceeds from its founder, the less it resembles the original aims and structure of its founder: look at the Franciscans, the Lutherans, even the Muslims.  Christ didn't come to establish a church or institute a series of sacraments; such a view is presentist and anachronistic.  That one formed around his person and his teachings is obvious, but we call such phenomenon a "cult."  The apostles were frightened, zealous, marginalized Jews no different that the radical mentality of suicide bombers in the Mid East today, willing to be martyred for some delusion.

So, exactly what is it about the Methodist church that you find appealing?  Is it just the fact that you find one on every corner? 

There's a gas station on every corner, too.  Why not just go become a pump jockey.  You will at least get some monetary reward working there, because I doubt you'll get much of any kind of reward from the Methodist church.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2012, 02:33:33 PM »

Why do you "have to do something?"

I've got too much invested already.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2012, 02:35:04 PM »

So, exactly what is it about the Methodist church that you find appealing?  Is it just the fact that you find one on every corner? 


I don't really know anything about Methodism, but I do know that I wouldn't have to become a catechumen.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2012, 02:35:14 PM »
Mint, I think the internet is probably not your friend at the moment. Take some time away, figure out where you stand within yourself, and then consider "doing something". You are vacillating between extremes at the moment, and that is not good for you. I know you just got out of a bad relationship with Rome (I've been there; I know how it can be very confusing to figure out what to do next), but it's important not to make any rash decisions based on impulse. You don't actually have to do anything at the moment, but again, as someone who has been there, I can only say that what is probably best is not to rush into another ecclesiastical affiliation before you've even made sense of whatever it is you've learned up to this point. You don't just want to bounce around from one church to another, or one religion to another, do you? This life is not a game, and neither is the next. Be careful.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2012, 02:36:45 PM »

Why do you "have to do something?"

I've got too much invested already.

What do you mean you have "too much invested already"?
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2012, 02:48:13 PM »

So, exactly what is it about the Methodist church that you find appealing?  Is it just the fact that you find one on every corner? 


I don't really know anything about Methodism, but I do know that I wouldn't have to become a catechumen.

And this is a good thing because ... ?
(given previous posts, I suspect I could make a good guess or two, but it might help if you actually spelled it out).
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2012, 02:56:24 PM »
And this is a good thing because ... ?
(given previous posts, I suspect I could make a good guess or two, but it might help if you actually spelled it out).

It bypasses all this inane intermediary tripe.  I could literally teach these classes which the priest is giving, and he knows it.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2012, 02:57:28 PM »
Do we need to meet the OP's need for acceptance? Why not to let this thread die?
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2012, 03:01:13 PM »
And this is a good thing because ... ?
(given previous posts, I suspect I could make a good guess or two, but it might help if you actually spelled it out).

It bypasses all this inane intermediary tripe.  I could literally teach these classes which the priest is giving, and he knows it.

And is membership in the Church primarily about the ability to lecture on its teachings? Or are there other, more fundamental things, that the catachumenate is meant to give you a start on?
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2012, 03:08:53 PM »
And is membership in the Church primarily about the ability to lecture on its teachings? Or are there other, more fundamental things, that the catachumenate is meant to give you a start on?

They say so.

Ah, I'm just having a bad week.  And no one here cares.  I'm just a troll.  I might as well get drunk and get some chick pregnant and pretend I'm some better Christian than the next guy.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2012, 03:12:50 PM »
What do you mean you have "too much invested already"?


Time and money.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2012, 03:13:01 PM »
And this is a good thing because ... ?
(given previous posts, I suspect I could make a good guess or two, but it might help if you actually spelled it out).

It bypasses all this inane intermediary tripe.  I could literally teach these classes which the priest is giving, and he knows it.

You do know that everything takes time.  God took 6 days to create the world.  Your mom carried you for 9 months before you were ready to enter the world.  Even boiling water takes time.

Becoming Methodist because they don't require a catechuman stage of growth is the silliest thing I've heard in a long time.

...and the fact that you think you could teach your priest a thing or two, is also rather prideful and egotistic.

Part of being a good Christian is "obedience".  It doesn't matter that you already KNOW the stuff....you apparently have to work on the "Obedience" portion of Orthodox Christianity.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2012, 03:14:31 PM »
I call out trolls because of my deep love for humanity.

EDIT--I see you edited your post and took my name out of it (and the other guy). Fair enough. You're still a troll. Glad you took the part about suicide out of the post as well. You're still a troll.

EDIT2--Forgot to mention, I don't claim to be a Christian.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2012, 03:15:54 PM »
And is membership in the Church primarily about the ability to lecture on its teachings? Or are there other, more fundamental things, that the catachumenate is meant to give you a start on?

They say so.

Ah, I'm just having a bad week.  And no one here cares.  I could commit suicide right now for the general neglect of Michal Kalina and Asteriktos, bunch of fine Christians those two are, such a week I'm having.



Relax brother.  Go scope out a methodist church service and see what you think. Then, come back and check out a Divine Liturgy.  I dont know if youre trolling or not, but take the time as a catechumen to learn.  Even if you know a lot of the stuff the priest is telling you, you still havent experienced the full life of the Church if youre new.  (the fasting, participating in the feasts, etc.) Look at it as a time to humble yourself before God and before the rest of the Church. 
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2012, 03:17:34 PM »
And is membership in the Church primarily about the ability to lecture on its teachings? Or are there other, more fundamental things, that the catachumenate is meant to give you a start on?

They say so.

Ah, I'm just having a bad week.  And no one here cares.  I could commit suicide right now for the general neglect of Michal Kalina and Asteriktos, bunch of fine Christians those two are, such a week I'm having.



Mint!

I'm sorry to hear you are having a bad week!  I can actually relate.

However, don't base your "life" on what people on this forum have to say, or "how" they say it.

Some days folks here can be very spiteful and hurtful, and perhaps it's because THEY are having a bad week, and simply need to lash out...and it's easier to lash out on someone you probably will never see face to face.

Please, rethink this Methodist nonsense.

You are more than "time and money".  Your soul is priceless.

Have some patience.  I can only assume your priest knows what he's doing....and this "training" period may be better for you than you realize - not in that it may "teach" you may not know....but, it's an exercise of obedience and patience and spiritual growth.

Take a breath and slow down.  What's the hurry?

By the way, we all care....so, don't feel you are alone.  
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2012, 03:18:54 PM »
And this is a good thing because ... ?
(given previous posts, I suspect I could make a good guess or two, but it might help if you actually spelled it out).

It bypasses all this inane intermediary tripe.  I could literally teach these classes which the priest is giving, and he knows it.

You do know that everything takes time.  God took 6 days to create the world.  Your mom carried you for 9 months before you were ready to enter the world.  Even boiling water takes time.

Becoming Methodist because they don't require a catechuman stage of growth is the silliest thing I've heard in a long time.

...and the fact that you think you could teach your priest a thing or two, is also rather prideful and egotistic.

Part of being a good Christian is "obedience".  It doesn't matter that you already KNOW the stuff....you apparently have to work on the "Obedience" portion of Orthodox Christianity.

Wishing you all the best.


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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2012, 03:32:43 PM »
It sounds like you need to unplug the computer and take a walk outside (preferably the woods or countryside). That's pretty much my answer to most issues though, the tv, computer and the city will mess you up, get outside.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2012, 03:35:29 PM »
I'm pretty sure Asteriktos thinks of himself as a troll in the same sense he was using it for you.

Even if Liza's wrong and your priest doesn't know what he's doing, patience and endurance are Christian virtues that even though the most incompetent priest can help train you in (whether they mean to or not).
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2012, 03:42:40 PM »
It sounds like you need to unplug the computer and take a walk outside (preferably the woods or countryside). That's pretty much my answer to most issues though, the tv, computer and the city will mess you up, get outside.

I don't have time to go outside.  First I have to go to the chiropractor, then I go home and eat dinner, and then I have to do my evening prayers, and then read my Bible, and then my fiance will call from Chicago, and then it'll be dark outside and then it's time for bed and work again tomorrow.  My life is crap.  Of course, there is always the Nikki Catsouras photo scandal for perspective.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2012, 03:49:57 PM »
I dunno, man. You've got a job that apparently affords you enough money to go to a chiropractor and eat dinner on a regular basis, and some kind of domicile to live in, and even a fiancee. I think maybe you're doing a bit better than you realize. That probably goes for a lot of people in first world countries who think their lives suck, too (most definitely including me).

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2012, 04:17:49 PM »
I've never really given much thought to why I shouldn't be a Methodist.  I've never even been to a Methodist service before, but you see Methodist churches all over the place.  And they're United, right?  So, I don't see how it could be a bad idea.

I think all this stress on preserving the ancient faith is a bunch of fundamentalist malarkey.  Just because the apostles were uneducated and illiterate and Jewish literalists, incapable of interpretation, incapable of living the spirit of Christ.  Who cares if the apostles established bishops in their stead?  History has shown that the farther an organization proceeds from its founder, the less it resembles the original aims and structure of its founder: look at the Franciscans, the Lutherans, even the Muslims.  Christ didn't come to establish a church or institute a series of sacraments; such a view is presentist and anachronistic.  That one formed around his person and his teachings is obvious, but we call such phenomenon a "cult."  The apostles were frightened, zealous, marginalized Jews no different that the radical mentality of suicide bombers in the Mid East today, willing to be martyred for some delusion.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2012, 04:24:22 PM »
Next to Lutheranism and Old Anglicanism before it went liberal, Methodism is probably the Protestant denomination closest to Orthodoxy right now. If you are trying to escape Orthodoxy then becoming a Methodist is not entirely a good idea. And it seems rather strange that you would honestly join a Church with no concern for doctrine or history just because it is convenient or you already 'put too much effort into it'. This is like when I speak with Roman Catholics about religion and they admit that I am right yet they say that they do not want to convert to Orthodoxy because Roman Catholicism is the religion they were raised under or they spent too much of their life being a Roman Catholic to leave the faith. Back on topic, I do not think that Methodism is going to be as simple as you think. In fact, most Protestant denominations other than Baptists and Evangelicals are not as simple as you would think.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #30 on: May 17, 2012, 04:24:43 PM »
It sounds like you need to unplug the computer and take a walk outside (preferably the woods or countryside). That's pretty much my answer to most issues though, the tv, computer and the city will mess you up, get outside.

I don't have time to go outside.  First I have to go to the chiropractor, then I go home and eat dinner, and then I have to do my evening prayers, and then read my Bible, and then my fiance will call from Chicago, and then it'll be dark outside and then it's time for bed and work again tomorrow.  My life is crap.  Of course, there is always the Nikki Catsouras photo scandal for perspective.

Mint, it sounds like pretty much ALL of our lives.  You seem to be stuck in a rut.  Sorry.

But, as dzheremi said....you are truly blessed to have a home and a fiance and food and a computer and good health and....

Step back and realize what you've got!

Contentment is a key to Christianity.  Be content with what you have, and thank God for it, because I am sure there are countless people who would love to be you.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2012, 04:51:37 PM »
It sounds like you need to unplug the computer and take a walk outside (preferably the woods or countryside). That's pretty much my answer to most issues though, the tv, computer and the city will mess you up, get outside.

I don't have time to go outside.  First I have to go to the chiropractor, then I go home and eat dinner, and then I have to do my evening prayers, and then read my Bible, and then my fiance will call from Chicago, and then it'll be dark outside and then it's time for bed and work again tomorrow.  My life is crap.  Of course, there is always the Nikki Catsouras photo scandal for perspective.

If you have time for this website you have time to go outside.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2012, 04:58:05 PM »
It sounds like you need to unplug the computer and take a walk outside (preferably the woods or countryside). That's pretty much my answer to most issues though, the tv, computer and the city will mess you up, get outside.

I don't have time to go outside.  First I have to go to the chiropractor, then I go home and eat dinner, and then I have to do my evening prayers, and then read my Bible, and then my fiance will call from Chicago, and then it'll be dark outside and then it's time for bed and work again tomorrow.  My life is crap.  Of course, there is always the Nikki Catsouras photo scandal for perspective.

If you have time for this website you have time to go outside.

Unless of course he's posting from his work computer in an cubicle/office buried deep inside an office building.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2012, 05:03:19 PM »
It sounds like you need to unplug the computer and take a walk outside (preferably the woods or countryside). That's pretty much my answer to most issues though, the tv, computer and the city will mess you up, get outside.

I don't have time to go outside.  First I have to go to the chiropractor, then I go home and eat dinner, and then I have to do my evening prayers, and then read my Bible, and then my fiance will call from Chicago, and then it'll be dark outside and then it's time for bed and work again tomorrow.  My life is crap.  Of course, there is always the Nikki Catsouras photo scandal for perspective.

If you have time for this website you have time to go outside.

Unless of course he's posting from his work computer in an cubicle/office buried deep inside an office building.

In which case he has no right to complain about his life being "crap," since he gets to goof off at work while other people have to do real work for probably a quarter of what he makes?

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2012, 11:29:28 PM »
And they're United, right?
Only if you look at the United Methodist Church, which then makes your reasoning quite circular. I've been Methodist before, so I can tell you from experience that Methodists are not at all united.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2012, 11:50:56 PM »
the term "United Methodist" is derived form the fact that the United Bretheren Church merged wth teh Methodist Episcopal church in the 60s. ("Episcopal", ie having bishops).
My sig-o's dad was a United Bretheren pastor who became a UMC psator after the merger.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2012, 02:01:03 AM »
What's in a name? Christian Scientists are neither Christians nor Scientists.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #37 on: May 18, 2012, 10:51:00 AM »
Only if you look at the United Methodist Church,

Whoa! There's a Methodist ordinariate? I've really got to start reading the news more often.  :-[  ;D
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2012, 07:18:10 PM »
Methodism might not be for me, but there is a really booming non-denominational church in the area which I think could meet my needs.  Join up there, invest in one of those massive study Bibles, join some twenty/thirty-something groups, get involved with their outreach, I think something good could come from it.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #39 on: May 19, 2012, 07:32:00 PM »

I'm going to need this.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #40 on: May 20, 2012, 12:13:32 AM »
Methodism might not be for me, but there is a really booming non-denominational church in the area which I think could meet my needs.  Join up there, invest in one of those massive study Bibles, join some twenty/thirty-something groups, get involved with their outreach, I think something good could come from it.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #41 on: May 20, 2012, 01:41:18 AM »
Methodism might not be for me, but there is a really booming non-denominational church in the area which I think could meet my needs.  Join up there, invest in one of those massive study Bibles, join some twenty/thirty-something groups, get involved with their outreach, I think something good could come from it.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #42 on: May 20, 2012, 03:13:16 AM »
Methodism might not be for me, but there is a really booming non-denominational church in the area which I think could meet my needs.  Join up there, invest in one of those massive study Bibles, join some twenty/thirty-something groups, get involved with their outreach, I think something good could come from it.

you'll find plenty of cute girls there thats for sure. you might even be able to take your favorite beverage into the service.

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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #43 on: May 20, 2012, 08:52:11 AM »
Methodism might not be for me, but there is a really booming non-denominational church in the area which I think could meet my needs.  Join up there, invest in one of those massive study Bibles, join some twenty/thirty-something groups, get involved with their outreach, I think something good could come from it.

you'll find plenty of cute girls there thats for sure. you might even be able to take your favorite beverage into the service.

You forgot to mention that all of those cute girls will like the same things you do and find you extremely attractive, and that church social events will serve only your favorite foods.
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Re: Becoming Methodist
« Reply #44 on: May 20, 2012, 09:21:15 AM »