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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:26:28 AM »

Let Luther insult you.
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 10:35:20 AM »

awesome.
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 11:15:15 AM »

nice.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 11:48:38 AM »

Certainly not the emasculated PC of today.
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 12:21:08 PM »

One of the things I miss about Lutheranism...the hard core punches to the head.

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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 01:00:27 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 01:19:20 PM »

 Cheesy Grin Second one I got:

You reek of nothing but Lucian, and you breathe out on me the vast drunken folly of Epicurus.

From The Bondage of the Will, pg. 29 of Luther's Works, Vol. 33
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 01:22:34 PM »

I like this one: "You are idiots and swine." Short and to the point.
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 01:29:38 PM »

"You are not a pious fraud, but an infernal, diabolical, antichristian fraud."

From Defense and Explanation of All the Articles, pg. 64 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32

Yeah, well...you have a stupid hat!

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 01:43:12 PM »

So, can we avoid the "green dot" as long as we attribute the quote to Luther?
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 01:52:19 PM »

I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror."

 Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 01:52:33 PM »

Does anyone have a source for, or ran across in the insult generator, the one about even the devil genuflecting?
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 01:53:06 PM »

Thank you Luther, may I have another?
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 01:53:35 PM »

I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror."

 Cheesy

Wow.  I wonder if he's talking about the god Priapus, god of Priapism  Wink, or if there was some unfortunately named bloke called Priapus?
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 02:04:20 PM »

I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror."

 Cheesy

Wow.  I wonder if he's talking about the god Priapus, god of Priapism  Wink, or if there was some unfortunately named bloke called Priapus?

I'm not sure, but I aim to find out! Two other goodies:

"Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them."

"You are the prostitute of heretics!"

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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2012, 02:06:23 PM »

ooh this is a goody:


"May the Lord Jesus protect me and all devout souls from your contagion and your company!"
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2012, 02:07:29 PM »

I'll have to remember this next time i talk to someone from down under:

"In our country, fruit grows on trees and from trees, and meditation upon sin grows from contrition. But in your land, trees may grow on fruits, contrition from sins, people walk on their ears, and everything is upside down."
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2012, 02:08:31 PM »

Does anyone have a source for, or ran across in the insult generator, the one about even the devil genuflecting?

I had read it in a biography of Luther, or possibly an abridged version of his works.  I probably still have the book at home in a box somewhere.
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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 02:09:00 PM »

this keeps getting better and better!  Cheesy

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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 02:09:49 PM »

Let Luther insult you.
I should add the disclaimer:

This site in no way represents Lutheranism or the Lutheran Confessions.
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 02:10:37 PM »

ok last one  angel:

"You are a brothel-keeper and the devil's daughter in hell."
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« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2012, 02:19:59 PM »

This page:

http://www.religion-online.org/showarticle.asp?title=750

has a good deal to say about Luther's scatology.
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2012, 02:28:13 PM »

Let Luther insult you.
I should add the disclaimer:

This site in no way represents Lutheranism or the Lutheran Confessions.

This is very true.  No one should consider converting to Lutheranism just because Martin Luther could make Eminem cry like a b***h.  You must take the fullness of the faith into account.
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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2012, 02:31:41 PM »

LOL:

"You dear asses."

From The Keys, pg. 352 of Luther's Works, Vol. 40
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« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2012, 03:51:27 PM »

HaHa, Thanks.
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« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2012, 03:59:46 PM »

Let Luther insult you.
I should add the disclaimer:

This site in no way represents Lutheranism or the Lutheran Confessions.

Not the ones in Lake Woebegone at least.
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« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2012, 05:26:13 PM »

And one of my favorite Luther quotes:

"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"

which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".
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« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2012, 07:50:49 PM »

A keeper: "My soul, like Ezekiel's, is nauseated at eating your bread covered with human dung."

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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2012, 08:00:11 PM »

I clicked on it at least five times and then had to force myself away.
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« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2012, 08:05:14 PM »

"Even if your writings were from an angel from heaven I would take this horrible document, and, after having used it as toilet paper, wipe its nose."
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« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2012, 09:43:52 PM »

Snot-nose!
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« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2012, 09:47:21 PM »

And one of my favorite Luther quotes:

"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"

which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".

If thats a real quote, then I think Ive found a little more respect for the guy.  Thats brilliant. 
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2012, 12:33:33 AM »

And one of my favorite Luther quotes:

"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"

which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".

If thats a real quote, then I think Ive found a little more respect for the guy.  Thats brilliant. 

I thought that I had heard something like it in my younger days, and I found it again on several sites on the Internet.  I had read many of Luther's works as I was studying to be a lay minister in the WELS.  He had a real way with words.  Much of my upbringing in a household with a German mother had me exposed to all kinds of jokes and sayings involving farts and scat. 
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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2012, 12:58:05 AM »

Hah, I had to watch a video of Luther's life in a world religions course and it made him seem so nice, jolly and such... I guess the movie wouldn't have worked well if he was a huge jerk.
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