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Luther Insulter
« on: May 15, 2012, 10:26:28 AM »
Let Luther insult you.
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 10:35:20 AM »
awesome.
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 11:15:15 AM »
nice.

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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 11:48:38 AM »
Certainly not the emasculated PC of today.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 12:21:08 PM »
One of the things I miss about Lutheranism...the hard core punches to the head.

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 01:00:27 PM »
cool
You are right. I apologize for having sacked Constantinople. I really need to stop doing that.

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 01:19:20 PM »
 :D ;D Second one I got:

You reek of nothing but Lucian, and you breathe out on me the vast drunken folly of Epicurus.

From The Bondage of the Will, pg. 29 of Luther's Works, Vol. 33
We all have an El Guapo to face. Be brave, and fight like lions!

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 01:22:34 PM »
I like this one: "You are idiots and swine." Short and to the point.
You are right. I apologize for having sacked Constantinople. I really need to stop doing that.

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 01:29:38 PM »
"You are not a pious fraud, but an infernal, diabolical, antichristian fraud."

From Defense and Explanation of All the Articles, pg. 64 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32

Yeah, well...you have a stupid hat!

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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 01:43:12 PM »
So, can we avoid the "green dot" as long as we attribute the quote to Luther?
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 01:52:19 PM »
I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror."

 :D
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 01:52:33 PM »
Does anyone have a source for, or ran across in the insult generator, the one about even the devil genuflecting?
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 01:53:06 PM »
Thank you Luther, may I have another?

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 01:53:35 PM »
I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror."

 :D

Wow.  I wonder if he's talking about the god Priapus, god of Priapism  ;), or if there was some unfortunately named bloke called Priapus?
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 02:04:20 PM »
I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror."

 :D

Wow.  I wonder if he's talking about the god Priapus, god of Priapism  ;), or if there was some unfortunately named bloke called Priapus?

I'm not sure, but I aim to find out! Two other goodies:

"Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them."

"You are the prostitute of heretics!"

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2012, 02:06:23 PM »
ooh this is a goody:


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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2012, 02:07:29 PM »
I'll have to remember this next time i talk to someone from down under:

"In our country, fruit grows on trees and from trees, and meditation upon sin grows from contrition. But in your land, trees may grow on fruits, contrition from sins, people walk on their ears, and everything is upside down."

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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2012, 02:08:31 PM »
Does anyone have a source for, or ran across in the insult generator, the one about even the devil genuflecting?

I had read it in a biography of Luther, or possibly an abridged version of his works.  I probably still have the book at home in a box somewhere.
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 02:09:00 PM »
this keeps getting better and better!  :D

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 02:09:49 PM »
Let Luther insult you.
I should add the disclaimer:

This site in no way represents Lutheranism or the Lutheran Confessions.
If you will, you can become all flame.
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 02:10:37 PM »
ok last one  :angel::

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2012, 02:19:59 PM »
This page:

http://www.religion-online.org/showarticle.asp?title=750

has a good deal to say about Luther's scatology.
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2012, 02:28:13 PM »
Let Luther insult you.
I should add the disclaimer:

This site in no way represents Lutheranism or the Lutheran Confessions.

This is very true.  No one should consider converting to Lutheranism just because Martin Luther could make Eminem cry like a b***h.  You must take the fullness of the faith into account.
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2012, 02:31:41 PM »
LOL:

"You dear asses."

From The Keys, pg. 352 of Luther's Works, Vol. 40
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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2012, 03:51:27 PM »
HaHa, Thanks.
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« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2012, 03:59:46 PM »
Let Luther insult you.
I should add the disclaimer:

This site in no way represents Lutheranism or the Lutheran Confessions.

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2012, 05:26:13 PM »
And one of my favorite Luther quotes:

"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"

which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2012, 07:50:49 PM »
A keeper: "My soul, like Ezekiel's, is nauseated at eating your bread covered with human dung."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krgUVduKFL4
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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2012, 08:00:11 PM »
I clicked on it at least five times and then had to force myself away.
And FWIW, these are our Fathers too, you know.

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« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2012, 08:05:14 PM »
"Even if your writings were from an angel from heaven I would take this horrible document, and, after having used it as toilet paper, wipe its nose."

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« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2012, 09:43:52 PM »
Snot-nose!

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Re: Luther Insulter
« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2012, 09:47:21 PM »
And one of my favorite Luther quotes:

"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"

which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".

If thats a real quote, then I think Ive found a little more respect for the guy.  Thats brilliant. 
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2012, 12:33:33 AM »
And one of my favorite Luther quotes:

"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"

which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".

If thats a real quote, then I think Ive found a little more respect for the guy.  Thats brilliant. 

I thought that I had heard something like it in my younger days, and I found it again on several sites on the Internet.  I had read many of Luther's works as I was studying to be a lay minister in the WELS.  He had a real way with words.  Much of my upbringing in a household with a German mother had me exposed to all kinds of jokes and sayings involving farts and scat. 
I would be happy to agree with you, but then both of us would be wrong.

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« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2012, 12:58:05 AM »
Hah, I had to watch a video of Luther's life in a world religions course and it made him seem so nice, jolly and such... I guess the movie wouldn't have worked well if he was a huge jerk.