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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:26:28 AM » |
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If you will, you can become all flame.
Extra caritatem nulla salus.
In order to become whole, take the "I" out of "holiness".
I'm not a witch.
Ἄνω σχῶμεν τὰς καρδίας
"Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is." -- Mohandas Gandhi
Y dduw bo'r diolch.
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« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 10:35:20 AM » |
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Even if we have thousands of acts of great virtue to our credit, our confidence in being heard must be based on God's mercy and His love for men. Even if we stand at the very summit of virtue, it is by mercy that we shall be saved. — Chrysostom BLOG |
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« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 11:15:15 AM » |
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nice.
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« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 11:48:38 AM » |
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Certainly not the emasculated PC of today.
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God did not create man equal. Samuel Colt made man equal. Blessed be the Peacemaker.
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« Reply #4 on: May 15, 2012, 12:21:08 PM » |
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One of the things I miss about Lutheranism...the hard core punches to the head.
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"I confidently affirm that whoever calls himself Universal Bishop is the precursor of Antichrist"
Gregory the Great
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« Reply #5 on: May 15, 2012, 01:00:27 PM » |
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"The only-begotten Son of God, wanting us to be partakers of his divinity, assumed our human nature so that, having become man, he might make men gods." - St. Thomas Aquinas
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« Reply #6 on: May 15, 2012, 01:19:20 PM » |
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  Second one I got: You reek of nothing but Lucian, and you breathe out on me the vast drunken folly of Epicurus. From The Bondage of the Will, pg. 29 of Luther's Works, Vol. 33
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"The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled." - Plutarch
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« Reply #7 on: May 15, 2012, 01:22:34 PM » |
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I like this one: "You are idiots and swine." Short and to the point.
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"The only-begotten Son of God, wanting us to be partakers of his divinity, assumed our human nature so that, having become man, he might make men gods." - St. Thomas Aquinas
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« Reply #8 on: May 15, 2012, 01:29:38 PM » |
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"You are not a pious fraud, but an infernal, diabolical, antichristian fraud." From Defense and Explanation of All the Articles, pg. 64 of Luther's Works, Vol. 32 Yeah, well...you have a stupid hat!  |
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« Reply #9 on: May 15, 2012, 01:43:12 PM » |
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So, can we avoid the "green dot" as long as we attribute the quote to Luther?
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God did not create man equal. Samuel Colt made man equal. Blessed be the Peacemaker.
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« Reply #10 on: May 15, 2012, 01:52:19 PM » |
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I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror." |
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"With zeal have I been zealous for the Lord God of hosts" 1 Kings 19:10
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« Reply #11 on: May 15, 2012, 01:52:33 PM » |
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Does anyone have a source for, or ran across in the insult generator, the one about even the devil genuflecting?
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It is an education process for me as I learn about the psychology of spiritual apostasy. And others get the benefit of perhaps hearing righteousness for the first time.
Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
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« Reply #12 on: May 15, 2012, 01:53:06 PM » |
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Thank you Luther, may I have another?
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« Reply #13 on: May 15, 2012, 01:53:35 PM » |
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I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror." Wow. I wonder if he's talking about the god Priapus, god of Priapism  , or if there was some unfortunately named bloke called Priapus? |
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It is an education process for me as I learn about the psychology of spiritual apostasy. And others get the benefit of perhaps hearing righteousness for the first time.
Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
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« Reply #14 on: May 15, 2012, 02:04:20 PM » |
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I got: "Were you against the heathen Priapus, he would probably pass wind in the face of such well-aimed terror." Wow. I wonder if he's talking about the god Priapus, god of Priapism , or if there was some unfortunately named bloke called Priapus? I'm not sure, but I aim to find out! Two other goodies: "Your words are so foolishly and ignorantly composed that I cannot believe you understand them." "You are the prostitute of heretics!" |
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"With zeal have I been zealous for the Lord God of hosts" 1 Kings 19:10
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« Reply #15 on: May 15, 2012, 02:06:23 PM » |
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ooh this is a goody:
"May the Lord Jesus protect me and all devout souls from your contagion and your company!"
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« Reply #16 on: May 15, 2012, 02:07:29 PM » |
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I'll have to remember this next time i talk to someone from down under:
"In our country, fruit grows on trees and from trees, and meditation upon sin grows from contrition. But in your land, trees may grow on fruits, contrition from sins, people walk on their ears, and everything is upside down."
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« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2012, 02:08:31 PM » |
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Does anyone have a source for, or ran across in the insult generator, the one about even the devil genuflecting?
I had read it in a biography of Luther, or possibly an abridged version of his works. I probably still have the book at home in a box somewhere. |
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« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2012, 02:09:00 PM » |
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this keeps getting better and better! "Even if your writings were from an angel from heaven I would take this horrible document, and, after having used it as toilet paper, wipe its nose." |
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« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2012, 02:09:49 PM » |
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I should add the disclaimer: |
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If you will, you can become all flame.
Extra caritatem nulla salus.
In order to become whole, take the "I" out of "holiness".
I'm not a witch.
Ἄνω σχῶμεν τὰς καρδίας
"Those who say religion has nothing to do with politics do not know what religion is." -- Mohandas Gandhi
Y dduw bo'r diolch.
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« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2012, 02:10:37 PM » |
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ok last one  : "You are a brothel-keeper and the devil's daughter in hell." |
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« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2012, 02:28:13 PM » |
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I should add the disclaimer: This is very true. No one should consider converting to Lutheranism just because Martin Luther could make Eminem cry like a b***h. You must take the fullness of the faith into account. |
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It is an education process for me as I learn about the psychology of spiritual apostasy. And others get the benefit of perhaps hearing righteousness for the first time.
Blessed are the Peacemakers, for they shall be called the sons of God.
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« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2012, 02:31:41 PM » |
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LOL:
"You dear asses."
From The Keys, pg. 352 of Luther's Works, Vol. 40
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« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2012, 03:51:27 PM » |
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HaHa, Thanks.
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Romans 15:7
Therefore, accept each other just as Christ has accepted you so that God will be given glory.
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« Reply #25 on: May 15, 2012, 03:59:46 PM » |
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I should add the disclaimer: Not the ones in Lake Woebegone at least. |
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Not to be flippantly dismissive, but something of such a personal nature as this is best addressed by your priest, not by anonymous yahoos on an Internet discussion forum.
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« Reply #26 on: May 15, 2012, 05:26:13 PM » |
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And one of my favorite Luther quotes:
"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"
which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".
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« Reply #27 on: May 15, 2012, 07:50:49 PM » |
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A keeper: "My soul, like Ezekiel's, is nauseated at eating your bread covered with human dung." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krgUVduKFL4 |
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« Reply #28 on: May 15, 2012, 08:00:11 PM » |
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I clicked on it at least five times and then had to force myself away.
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« Reply #29 on: May 15, 2012, 08:05:14 PM » |
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"Even if your writings were from an angel from heaven I would take this horrible document, and, after having used it as toilet paper, wipe its nose."
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« Reply #30 on: May 15, 2012, 09:43:52 PM » |
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Snot-nose!
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« Reply #31 on: May 15, 2012, 09:47:21 PM » |
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And one of my favorite Luther quotes:
"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"
which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".
If thats a real quote, then I think Ive found a little more respect for the guy. Thats brilliant. |
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« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2012, 12:33:33 AM » |
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And one of my favorite Luther quotes:
"Ein froehlicher Furz kommt niemals aus einem verzagten Arsch"
which is roughly translated as "A cheerful fart never comes from a despondent ass".
If thats a real quote, then I think Ive found a little more respect for the guy. Thats brilliant. I thought that I had heard something like it in my younger days, and I found it again on several sites on the Internet. I had read many of Luther's works as I was studying to be a lay minister in the WELS. He had a real way with words. Much of my upbringing in a household with a German mother had me exposed to all kinds of jokes and sayings involving farts and scat. |
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Hah, I had to watch a video of Luther's life in a world religions course and it made him seem so nice, jolly and such... I guess the movie wouldn't have worked well if he was a huge jerk.
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