Set hook. Reel them in. You guys are easy.
Hmmm.....Fishing/baiting/trolling? 
I imagine you're waiting for someone to ask "How so?"
I'm going to pass, but perhaps another poster(s) will oblige you.

Your imagination is much too vivid. 
Is it? I imagined that you follow "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." (Most people would take that as a compliment.)
That's funny--I didn't read that in your post. I do attempt to live by that, failing miserably sometimes, but I never "imagined" that that was what you were talking about. So much for trying to "read", let alone understand, the imagination of others
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That which I *was* waiting for has arrived, so perhaps now I can wait for that which you imagined, incorrectly, that I was waiting for. On second thought, I really have far better things to wait for than for "someone to ask 'How so?'".
I'm not sure if I've done something to offend you, or what exactly, but after reading your last post, I'm not very optimistic about where this is going. But in any case, I too will be off-line for a while.
No, PeterJ, no offense taken at all. Cheer up, this could go anywhere at all, or nowhere at all. Probably best that it go nowhere at all.
It really is all too easy in a context such as this to misconstrue what others say, to read things into them that aren't there, to imagine something that ends up being just that--an imagination, and to take seriously something that was meant humorously. That's why the admin has provided us with the emoticons, which some here (not necessarily you, at all) fail to use, thinking that their words on the screen should be enough for anybody--and sometimes they're more than enough for anybody

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Also, taking things out of context and commenting on them, reading meaning that wasn't meant into them can get any of us into trouble with others.
So, having "thought" about this waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much, the pain in my brain is excruciating and we'll all be far better off if I just go back to my yummy salad now

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