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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #675 on: November 12, 2012, 11:05:52 PM »
Banned for presumptuously prying into that which is a mystery!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #676 on: November 12, 2012, 11:19:53 PM »
Banned for presumptuously prying into that which is a mystery!

Banned for not taking the western route to scholasticism and explaining the inexplainable mystery.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #677 on: November 13, 2012, 09:09:17 AM »
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #678 on: November 13, 2012, 04:00:36 PM »
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

Banned for being a hypocrite. :laugh:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #679 on: November 18, 2012, 08:25:52 PM »
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

Banned for being a hypocrite. :laugh:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #680 on: November 18, 2012, 08:40:33 PM »
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

Banned for being a hypocrite. :laugh:

Utestengt for å finne tid til å finne tid til min tid finne i vasken på badet.

Banned for speaking like a certain Muppet chef.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #681 on: November 18, 2012, 08:45:36 PM »
Banned for being offline when I banned you and being online when you read this

Banned for being a hypocrite. :laugh:

Utestengt for å finne tid til å finne tid til min tid finne i vasken på badet.

Banned for speaking like a certain Muppet chef.

Why would you bring up a sore subject like muppets? Do you not know that a pastor of muppets is pulling my strings, twisting my mind, and smashing my dreams, blinding me such that I can see nary a thing, though when I call it's name it still hears me scream?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #682 on: November 18, 2012, 09:19:36 PM »
Banned for knowing a pastor of muppets who is a master of puppets.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #683 on: November 18, 2012, 09:33:23 PM »
Banned for making me call to mind  the movie puppet master

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #684 on: November 18, 2012, 10:18:05 PM »
Banned for going on and on about puppets. Or muppets. Or whatever it was.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #685 on: November 18, 2012, 10:35:30 PM »
Banned for not keeping up with the conversation.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #686 on: November 19, 2012, 04:37:14 PM »
Banned for criticizing a member of the clergy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #687 on: November 19, 2012, 10:42:07 PM »
Banned for thinking that the clergy should not be criticized...

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #688 on: November 20, 2012, 02:16:45 PM »
Banned for thinking that the clergy should not be criticized...

Banned for thinking in general.... It's dangerous ya know :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #689 on: November 20, 2012, 02:24:34 PM »
Banned for thoughtlessness.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #690 on: November 21, 2012, 01:32:27 PM »
Banned for thoughtlessness.



Banned for an inability to forget.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #691 on: November 21, 2012, 06:29:47 PM »
Banned for exhibiting the overweening sophistry of fallen human nature. And not putting down which jurisdiction he is. And being hyperdox, by his own guilty admission.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #692 on: November 21, 2012, 06:32:00 PM »
Banned for having an image of the Millennium Falcon going to lightspeed as part of an iconostasis...

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #693 on: November 21, 2012, 07:33:00 PM »
Banned for teaching, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #694 on: November 21, 2012, 07:35:14 PM »
Banned for teaching in church, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.

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Is it just me, or does that dove look really angry?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #695 on: November 21, 2012, 08:03:43 PM »
Is it just me, or does that dove look really angry?

Banned for confusing the Holy Spirit with

And FWIW, these are our Fathers too, you know.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #696 on: November 21, 2012, 10:30:53 PM »
Banned for teaching, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.



Banned for depicting the Holy Spirit as a dove outside the revealed instances where He appeared as a dove.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #697 on: November 21, 2012, 10:31:19 PM »
Banned for teaching, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.



Banned for depicting the Holy Spirit as a dove outside the revealed instances where He appeared as a dove.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #698 on: November 21, 2012, 10:50:02 PM »
Is it just me, or does that dove look really angry?

Banned for confusing the Holy Spirit with



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #699 on: November 21, 2012, 10:50:50 PM »
Banned for teaching in church, with uncovered head, false things about the world's most beautiful Holy Spirit dove. EVER.

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Is it just me, or does that dove look really angry?

Banned for saying that the Holy Spirit isn't really angry

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #700 on: November 21, 2012, 10:52:22 PM »
Banned for thinking that the clergy should not be criticized...

banned for thinking that they should by dove-haters

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #701 on: November 21, 2012, 11:21:48 PM »
Banned for thinking that the clergy should not be criticized...

banned for thinking that they should by dove-haters

Banned for not one but three illegal and out of order bannings.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #702 on: November 21, 2012, 11:24:52 PM »
Banned for ignoring that--as a priest once told me--Orthodox always do things in threes!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #703 on: November 21, 2012, 11:52:10 PM »
Banned for omitting the not-insignificant number of occasions when Orthodox do things in 12s, 40s, or 100s. The Hours. The Elevation of the Precious Cross. Hellooo?

Don't make me post this again twice more.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #704 on: November 27, 2012, 06:01:57 AM »
Banned for having more vowels than consonants in your name.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #705 on: November 27, 2012, 09:17:49 AM »
Banned for Communist avatar!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #706 on: November 27, 2012, 11:05:00 AM »
Banned for not realizing that policies of said frightening avatar have more in common with classic Fascism, than classic Communism, even after leniency is applied due to the existence of a common thread (totalitarian authoritarianism).

Failed ban missed desired target of previous poster, for not realizing that screen name 'as four consonants an' only three vowels.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #707 on: November 27, 2012, 11:23:04 AM »
Banned for breaking the rule about politics in general forums and for tempting me to break it too and for tempting me to swear angrily at a priest.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #708 on: November 27, 2012, 11:58:50 AM »
Banned for exhibiting better self-control than a priest and convicting a priest of worldly-mindedness with excessive accuracy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #709 on: November 27, 2012, 01:44:40 PM »
Banned for not realizing that my previous message was a joke. ;)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #710 on: November 27, 2012, 03:29:14 PM »
Banned for not realizing "this is just a test, it's only a test" would this have been a real emergency.......

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #711 on: November 27, 2012, 07:15:02 PM »
Banned for omitting long annoying beep before test. ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #712 on: December 02, 2012, 02:38:43 PM »
Banned for having a depressing username...  :police:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #713 on: December 02, 2012, 02:51:34 PM »
Banned for having a depressing username...  :police:

Banned for having quite possibly the scariest avatar pic I have ever seen on the Internet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #714 on: December 02, 2012, 02:53:50 PM »
Banned for having a depressing username...  :police:

Banned for having quite possibly the scariest avatar pic I have ever seen on the Internet.

Banned for improper punctuation on your 'jurisdiction'.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #715 on: December 03, 2012, 01:12:03 PM »
Banned for being faster and funnier but not funkier  :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #716 on: December 03, 2012, 08:04:58 PM »
Banned for doing who knows what (others, after all, are incapable of it, so why would we even comprehend what it is?) with creatures "that have feathers, and bite, and... that have whiskers, and scratch".  ;)

And having, as others have said before me, an avatar that would give anyone nightmares.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #717 on: December 03, 2012, 09:01:49 PM »
Banned for a long banning message.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #718 on: December 03, 2012, 09:11:37 PM »
Banned for a long banning message.

Banned for laziness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #719 on: December 03, 2012, 09:13:53 PM »
Banned for a long banning message.

Banned for laziness.

Banned for irony of a shorter message.  :P
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