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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #270 on: May 22, 2012, 03:48:08 AM »
Banned for ✔.

Banned for catching that before me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #271 on: May 22, 2012, 05:37:33 AM »
Banned for  jealously banning the previous banner!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #272 on: May 22, 2012, 06:50:50 AM »
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Eat my shorts!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #273 on: May 22, 2012, 07:41:13 AM »
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Eat my shorts!

Banned for anyone who isn't familiar with Treehouse of Horror.

Banned for not technically applying your ban to the person above you.

Banned for  jealously banning the previous banner!

There was no jealousy in my banning, merely contempt at my own inability to notice such things.

SO...

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #274 on: May 22, 2012, 08:12:08 AM »
Banned for whining.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #275 on: May 22, 2012, 08:18:47 AM »
Banned for being a bad idea.


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #276 on: May 22, 2012, 08:26:03 AM »
Banned for posting immodest image.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #277 on: May 22, 2012, 09:20:11 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #278 on: May 22, 2012, 02:37:31 PM »
Banned for picking on a poor elephant. Shame on you!  ;)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #279 on: May 22, 2012, 03:30:57 PM »
Banned for picking on a poor elephant. Shame on you!  ;)
Banned for claiming that a pachyderm must be of lower economic status.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #280 on: May 22, 2012, 03:32:30 PM »
Banned for picking on a poor elephant. Shame on you!  ;)
Banned for claiming that a pachyderm must be of lower economic status.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #281 on: May 22, 2012, 04:05:14 PM »
Banned for being a Vaticanist. Hsssss

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #282 on: May 22, 2012, 04:21:41 PM »
Banned for forgetting the "i" in "hiss".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #283 on: May 22, 2012, 04:26:56 PM »
Banned for forgetting the "i" in "hiss".

Banned for having more vowels in your username than consonants.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #284 on: May 22, 2012, 04:29:45 PM »
Banned for forgetting the "i" in "hiss".

Banned for having more vowels in your username than consonants.

Banned for having more consonants in your username than vowels.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #285 on: May 22, 2012, 04:33:57 PM »
Banned for using the same word to modify itself in your name.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #286 on: May 22, 2012, 06:34:57 PM »
Banned for picking on a poor elephant. Shame on you!  ;)
Banned for claiming that a pachyderm must be of lower economic status.

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Banned for bringing class and race into the discussion. This is not the politics forum.

Banned for not knowing how to spell papalist  ;)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #287 on: May 22, 2012, 06:36:16 PM »
Banned for posting immodest image.

lol. 

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #288 on: May 22, 2012, 06:37:01 PM »
Banned for being a bad idea.



You deserve an lol too.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #289 on: May 22, 2012, 06:37:53 PM »
^Both banned for not being as serious as "amartin" (should it be "amartian"?) thinks you should be.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #290 on: May 22, 2012, 08:44:32 PM »
^Both banned for not being as serious as "amartin" (should it be "amartian"?) thinks you should be.
Banned for not banning the previous poster for posting something other than a ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #291 on: May 22, 2012, 09:27:17 PM »
^Both banned for not being as serious as "amartin" (should it be "amartian"?) thinks you should be.
Banned for not banning the previous poster for posting something other than a ban.
Banned, just 'cause.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #292 on: May 22, 2012, 09:44:10 PM »

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #293 on: May 23, 2012, 01:01:46 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #294 on: May 23, 2012, 09:51:37 AM »
Banned for not being awesome enough.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #295 on: May 23, 2012, 09:54:40 AM »



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #296 on: May 24, 2012, 11:53:51 AM »
Banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #297 on: May 24, 2012, 01:19:31 PM »
Banned.

Here, try this, it matches your new status in this thread:


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #298 on: May 24, 2012, 01:33:07 PM »
Banned.

Here, try this, it matches your new status in this thread:



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #299 on: May 24, 2012, 01:34:44 PM »
banned for failing to promptly give reasons
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #300 on: May 25, 2012, 01:11:39 AM »
banned for failing to promptly give reasons

Banned for not capitalizing "banned" and for not ending your sentence with a period!  :police:


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #301 on: May 25, 2012, 01:19:08 AM »
banned for worrying About capitalization and punctuation;

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #302 on: May 25, 2012, 03:09:53 AM »
Banned for making me laugh whilst I travel through the ninth level of Hell (read: the desert).
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #303 on: May 25, 2012, 10:01:52 AM »
Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #304 on: May 25, 2012, 10:05:06 AM »
Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #305 on: May 25, 2012, 10:33:00 AM »
Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D

Banned for letting a little thing like cannibalism get in the way of a good compliment!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #306 on: May 25, 2012, 11:57:11 AM »
Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D

Banned for letting a little thing like cannibalism get in the way of a good compliment!

Banned because your cat looks like a red rabbi
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #307 on: May 25, 2012, 12:00:02 PM »
Asteriktos, I was going to say the SAME exact thing! But I've been banned from this thread, so....

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #308 on: May 25, 2012, 12:07:41 PM »
Asteriktos, I was going to say the SAME exact thing! But I've been banned from this thread, so....

Banned for not following the rules of this thread and banning the person above you.

Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D

Banned for letting a little thing like cannibalism get in the way of a good compliment!

Banned because your cat looks like a red rabbi

Banned for my inherent mistrust of all things feline.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #309 on: May 25, 2012, 12:51:07 PM »
Asteriktos, I was going to say the SAME exact thing! But I've been banned from this thread, so....

Banned for not following the rules of this thread and banning the person above you.

Awwww!! Banned for having the cutest little girl in your avatar.

Seriously, I could eat her up.


Banned for implied cannibalism

Also, thank you. I must say that my wife makes beautiful babies  ;D

Banned for letting a little thing like cannibalism get in the way of a good compliment!

Banned because your cat looks like a red rabbi

Banned for my inherent mistrust of all things feline.

Banned for self banning. I'm sure there's a canon against that....
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #310 on: May 25, 2012, 12:56:23 PM »
Banned for lack of specificity.

"Seeing as how the banning of oneself is an outrage and a blasphemy, insomuch as it degrades the human person that heretofore was an unbanned person--yet a person capable of bannage because of our ancestral sin--therefore and henceforth, anyone banning oneself shall be condemned with the heaviest of penances: if a bishop then reassignment to a hick town, if a priest a 2 month fast of bread and water, and if a layman then an excommunication for 3 years." - Council of Cyrene (AD 442), Canon 17

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #311 on: May 25, 2012, 01:02:46 PM »
Wait... there's no Council of Cyrene! Banned for naming the wrong Council.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #312 on: May 25, 2012, 01:08:07 PM »
Wait... there's no Council of Cyrene! Banned for naming the wrong Council.


Banned for not knowing about the Council of Cyrene!   True, it's not in the Rudder or any of those popular-level canonical collections, but if you buy the nomo-proto-deutero-uno-canon, published in the original Cyrenaic, you will find the canon and the commentaries on it by such illustrious fathers as St. Barsanuphius the Wise, St. Theodosiuziansky the Magnificent, and St. O the poor.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #313 on: May 25, 2012, 01:11:21 PM »
Banned for making me feel stupid.

I was never taught about that Council (or that Canon.. or those saints)... I need to go back to Sunday School.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #314 on: May 25, 2012, 02:16:57 PM »
Banned for srsly?
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