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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #180 on: May 16, 2012, 04:08:46 PM »
Banned for having all new lemon scent.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #181 on: May 16, 2012, 04:15:37 PM »
Banned for having all new lemon scent.
Banned for being zealous

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #182 on: May 16, 2012, 04:54:42 PM »
Banned for duplicating banning of reply #91

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #183 on: May 16, 2012, 04:56:21 PM »
Banned for duplicating banning of reply #91
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #184 on: May 16, 2012, 04:59:26 PM »
Banned for making me feel sorry for you.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #185 on: May 16, 2012, 05:01:34 PM »
Banned for making me feel sorry for you.

Banned for shedding crocodile tears for PP.  You're an elephant.  Get it right.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #186 on: May 16, 2012, 05:02:15 PM »
Banned for making me feel sorry for you.

Banned for shedding crocodile tears for PP.  You're an elephant.  Get it right.
Ban recinded for defending me!!!!! Many years!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #187 on: May 16, 2012, 05:04:13 PM »
Banned for defending someone who is merely feeding into the stereotype that rats and elephants are arch enemies.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #188 on: May 16, 2012, 05:05:41 PM »
Banned for having an avatar featuring an animal wearing a Santa hat... In May.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #189 on: May 16, 2012, 05:21:37 PM »
For using a pleonasm in username.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #190 on: May 16, 2012, 05:24:40 PM »
For repeating a reason effectively identical to one I gave earlier.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #191 on: May 16, 2012, 05:26:34 PM »
for assuming i read the whole thread

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #192 on: May 16, 2012, 05:34:34 PM »
for assuming i read the whole thread

Banned for omitting the primary functional word in the sentence.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #193 on: May 16, 2012, 05:36:27 PM »
for assuming i read the whole thread

Banned for omitting the primary functional word in the sentence.

Banned for grammar Nazism against a NNES.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #194 on: May 16, 2012, 07:17:38 PM »
for assuming i read the whole thread

Banned for omitting the primary functional word in the sentence.

Banned for grammar Nazism against a NNES.

Banned for adding an extra "Nintendo" to "Nintendo Entertainment System".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #195 on: May 16, 2012, 07:21:14 PM »
for assuming i read the whole thread

Banned for omitting the primary functional word in the sentence.

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Banned for adding an extra "Nintendo" to "Nintendo Entertainment System".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #196 on: May 16, 2012, 07:33:42 PM »
Banned for U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, B, A.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #197 on: May 16, 2012, 07:38:10 PM »
Banned for U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, B, A.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #198 on: May 16, 2012, 08:31:06 PM »
Banned for U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, B, A.

Banned for not starting one of the best side scrollers ever by hitting the start button.

Banned for hitting the "start" button. Cheater.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #199 on: May 17, 2012, 09:00:57 AM »
Banned for misusing Euler's constant!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #200 on: May 17, 2012, 09:22:47 AM »
Banned for knowing Euler's Constant. Nerd! :laugh:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #201 on: May 17, 2012, 10:03:19 AM »
Banned for mistaking Euler's number with Euler's constant!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #202 on: May 17, 2012, 10:43:02 AM »
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #203 on: May 17, 2012, 11:24:24 AM »
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

Banned because knowing that 2.718... != .577... is not a bannable offense.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #204 on: May 17, 2012, 11:55:52 AM »
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

Banned because knowing that 2.718... != .577... is not a bannable offense.

If it is...



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #205 on: May 17, 2012, 01:37:41 PM »
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

Banned because knowing that 2.718... != .577... is not a bannable offense.

If it is...



Banned because I read that in his voice.

Banned, because I did as well, and "There can be only one!"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #206 on: May 17, 2012, 10:21:03 PM »
Banned for knowing the distinction between "e" and "y". Double nerd!

Banned because knowing that 2.718... != .577... is not a bannable offense.

If it is...



Banned because I read that in his voice.

Banned, because I did as well, and "There can be only one!"

Banned because you are not Christopher Lambert
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #207 on: May 18, 2012, 11:12:51 AM »
Banned because you are not Christopher Lambert

Banned. What does Christopher Lambert have to do with Farnsworth?

^ banned for excessive assonance. 

edit*** incase anyone forgot since 5th grade grammar class, "assonance" is not some sort of play on the "A" word.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #208 on: May 18, 2012, 01:09:49 PM »
Banned because you are not Christopher Lambert

Banned. What does Christopher Lambert have to do with Farnsworth?

^ banned for excessive assonance. 

edit*** incase anyone forgot since 5th grade grammar class, "assonance" is not some sort of play on the "A" word.

I only remember Eustace Scrub, who was told that his poem didn't rhyme and replied "It's an assonance."

Banned for not catching the Highlander reference
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #209 on: May 18, 2012, 01:37:14 PM »
Banned for TBA.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #210 on: May 18, 2012, 01:40:55 PM »
Banned for not living up to your title of "resident yea-sayer"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #211 on: May 18, 2012, 01:46:50 PM »
Banned for so there!
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« Reply #212 on: May 18, 2012, 02:20:31 PM »
Banned for so there!

Banned for 5th grade antics... I think I've used a similar one before, oh well.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #213 on: May 18, 2012, 02:34:09 PM »
Banned for being the person above.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #214 on: May 18, 2012, 02:40:11 PM »
Banned for being the person above.

Banned for overly literal interpretation- this ain't ProtestantChristian.net!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #215 on: May 18, 2012, 02:47:52 PM »
Banned for being the person above.

Banned for overly literal interpretation- this ain't ProtestantChristian.net!

Banned for saying ain't; don't say ain'y cuz your mother will faint, your father will fall in a bucket of paint. your dog will die and your sister will cry. That's why!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #216 on: May 18, 2012, 02:49:19 PM »
Banned for banning yourself twice. EPIC FAIL!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #217 on: May 18, 2012, 02:50:55 PM »
Banned for shouting.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #218 on: May 18, 2012, 02:54:29 PM »
Sorry, banned for being a rules lawyer.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #219 on: May 18, 2012, 02:56:05 PM »
Banned for shouting.

Banned for not shouting shouting.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #220 on: May 18, 2012, 02:57:02 PM »
Banned for redundancy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #221 on: May 18, 2012, 07:32:01 PM »
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #222 on: May 19, 2012, 01:54:49 AM »
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #223 on: May 19, 2012, 11:50:19 PM »
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #224 on: May 20, 2012, 12:13:02 AM »
Banned for being "the elephant in the room".

Banned for being a fan of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3obnRmtFtP4
Banned for posting a link.

Banned for overuse of the period... . .