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Ban the person above
« on: May 10, 2012, 09:29:09 PM »
Ban the person in the post above yours for reason of your choice. (Just say "Banned for" with a reason.)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2012, 09:30:33 PM »
Banned for misuse of awesome Miltonic avatar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2012, 09:33:52 PM »
Banned for having only one star.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 09:42:47 PM »
Banned for having more posts than me, even though I've been here much longer.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2012, 09:43:51 PM »
Any ideas on how amartin can be lured to this thread?  :o :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2012, 09:50:54 PM »
Any ideas on how amartin can be lured to this thread?  :o :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2012, 10:13:22 PM »
Banned for liking Echo and the Bunnymen.


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« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 10:13:44 PM by Achronos »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2012, 10:34:25 PM »
Banned for not getting the "I love lamp" reference.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2012, 10:43:30 PM »
Banned for being an alpaca.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2012, 10:48:18 PM »
Banned for trying to purchase a bride using an alpaca as currency, when everyone knows parents only accept camels and goats.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2012, 10:49:24 PM »
Banned for catching me at my own game!   >:(

IS OUTRAGE!
« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 10:49:41 PM by vamrat »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2012, 10:52:16 PM »
Banned for catching me at my own game!   >:(

IS OUTRAGE!

Banned for creating a mirror account- the only way he could possibly be posting, seeing as he was already banned!  :laugh:
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2012, 10:54:49 PM »
Banned for catching me at my own game!   >:(

IS OUTRAGE!

Banned for creating a mirror account- the only way he could possibly be posting, seeing as he was already banned!  :laugh:

Banned for incessant use of logic.  :D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2012, 11:02:13 PM »
Banned for catching me at my own game!   >:(

IS OUTRAGE!

Banned for creating a mirror account- the only way he could possibly be posting, seeing as he was already banned!  :laugh:

I'm not using a mirror account!!!!

I mean, ZZ is banned for not banning you for trying to get me banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2012, 11:02:27 PM »
Banned for logical use of logic. :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #15 on: May 10, 2012, 11:11:17 PM »
^Banned for making sense.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #16 on: May 10, 2012, 11:27:18 PM »
Banned for having "scam" in username. I'm on to you...
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #17 on: May 10, 2012, 11:39:36 PM »
^banned for having only 333 posts.  Did you just join yesterday?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #18 on: May 10, 2012, 11:41:16 PM »
Banned for failing to check my profile. I joined almost a year ago!   :D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #19 on: May 10, 2012, 11:44:00 PM »
Banned for having less than one post/day since joining.  Do you have a life or something?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #20 on: May 10, 2012, 11:47:38 PM »
Banned for... Oh, who am I kidding? Touché.

I ban myself.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2012, 11:49:23 PM »
Banned for banning yourself.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2012, 11:50:17 PM »
Banned for bannable offenses that demand banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2012, 11:54:03 PM »
^ banned for excessive assonance.  

edit*** incase anyone forgot since 5th grade grammar class, "assonance" is not some sort of play on the "A" word.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2012, 11:56:13 PM »
Banned for being a preemptive grammar nazi.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #25 on: May 10, 2012, 11:57:12 PM »
Banned for being a preemptive grammar nazi.

Banned for American proclivity towards hyphen-dropping.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2012, 12:16:12 AM »
Banned for being a preemptive grammar nazi.

Banned for American proclivity towards hyphen-dropping.
Banned for being admitted to the bar.  Although he looks fourteen.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2012, 12:24:24 AM »
Banned for being admitted to the bar.  Although he looks fourteen.

Banned for self-identifying as Arab but looking like a younger version of my uncle, thereby causing me to uncomfortably question my own ethnic identity.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2012, 12:26:13 AM »
Banned for being Isa's nephew.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2012, 12:28:15 AM »
Banned for a ridiculous username.

PS Isa, I don't get how akimori looks 14? Looks way older than that, prob 25 TBH.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #30 on: May 11, 2012, 12:35:01 AM »
Banned for being too bourgeois.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #31 on: May 11, 2012, 12:52:13 AM »
banned for alliteration.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #32 on: May 11, 2012, 12:52:34 AM »
Banned for no reason at all.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #33 on: May 11, 2012, 12:57:59 AM »
Banned for banning without cause.  You're a moderator.  You should know better than that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2012, 01:01:48 AM »
Banned for banning without cause.  You're a moderator.  You should know better than that.
banned for disputing a moderator decision.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #35 on: May 11, 2012, 01:08:01 AM »
Isa gets banned for being Isa.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Yeah I know, I'm just saying in general though.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #36 on: May 11, 2012, 01:11:39 AM »
Isa gets banned for being Isa.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Yeah I know, I'm just saying in general though.

Banned for giving me some career hope. <3
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #37 on: May 11, 2012, 04:56:53 AM »
Isa gets banned for being Isa.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Yeah I know, I'm just saying in general though.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2012, 05:20:29 AM »
Banned for militarism.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #39 on: May 11, 2012, 05:31:47 AM »
Isa gets banned for being Isa.

btw, Achoronos. The reference is to something that Akimori posted on his Facebook
Yeah I know, I'm just saying in general though.

Banned for giving me some career hope. <3
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #40 on: May 11, 2012, 06:04:44 AM »
Banned for not having hangover killer.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #41 on: May 11, 2012, 09:22:13 AM »
Banned for not having hangover killer.

Banned for not knowing what coffee is.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #42 on: May 11, 2012, 09:32:07 AM »
Banned for the pleasure of annoying poster. 

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #43 on: May 11, 2012, 12:06:52 PM »
Banned for no reason at all. Hereby, all aliens are banned.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #44 on: May 11, 2012, 12:13:26 PM »
Hereby, all aliens are banned.

Banned for xenophobia.
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