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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5265 on: March 21, 2017, 04:54:39 PM »
Is the statement above for real, or just playing along with the joke of the thread (banning people for silly reasons)? Forgive me if I don't understand, but are the commands of moderators not written in a different color: red or green?
I double-ban you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5266 on: March 21, 2017, 06:03:55 PM »
Is the statement above for real, or just playing along with the joke of the thread (banning people for silly reasons)? Forgive me if I don't understand, but are the commands of moderators not written in a different color: red or green?

It was just a joke. Mor Ephrem, in his everlasting love, had engaged in a months-long campaign to promote rakovsky to being 'moderator of moderators,' sort of a non-admin moderator with a 'he who watches the watchers' kind of status, but the idea didn't gain any traction among the other, more career-obsessed, more salary-hoarding mods and admins.

I double-ban you.

Consider yourself banned for not giving a proper explanation!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5267 on: March 22, 2017, 05:13:12 PM »
Banned for even mentioning that Mor guy, whoever he really is, although I have a good idea God does.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5268 on: March 23, 2017, 12:29:22 AM »
Banned for not dreaming of Mor.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5269 on: March 23, 2017, 02:34:32 PM »
Banned for not knowing the difference between dreams and nightmares.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5270 on: March 24, 2017, 12:11:53 AM »
Banned for seeing mares.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5271 on: March 27, 2017, 05:23:27 PM »
Banned because I saw Goats.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5272 on: March 28, 2017, 08:54:00 PM »
Banned for using a non sequitur statement. How did you jump from mares to goats?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5273 on: March 29, 2017, 12:10:22 AM »
How can you not jump from mares to goats?  They're taller.  BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5274 on: March 30, 2017, 12:56:26 PM »
Banned for jumping in on my nightmare.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5275 on: March 30, 2017, 01:55:16 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5276 on: March 31, 2017, 02:23:03 AM »
Banned because you should have purchased day mares.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5277 on: April 08, 2017, 02:38:17 PM »
Banned for giving Mr. Ed a bad rap.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5278 on: April 08, 2017, 02:51:29 PM »
Banned for forcing us to gaze upon that horse without having the proper preparation.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5279 on: April 25, 2017, 04:19:55 PM »
Banned for failing to recognise Shergar in disguise.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5280 on: April 25, 2017, 05:39:10 PM »
Banned for kidnapping a horse. Or is that Horsenapping?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5281 on: April 25, 2017, 05:41:46 PM »
Banned for making me think about napping.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5282 on: July 01, 2017, 10:26:21 AM »
Banned for making me think about napping.
Banned for banning someone over merely making you think about napping.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5283 on: July 01, 2017, 12:05:47 PM »
Banned because he made me do it.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5284 on: July 01, 2017, 01:25:50 PM »
Banned for not resisting.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5285 on: July 03, 2017, 11:00:26 AM »
Banned for encouraging rebellion.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5286 on: July 03, 2017, 01:03:09 PM »
Banned for failing to list one's own Faith and Jurisdiction in one's profile.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5287 on: July 03, 2017, 01:16:01 PM »
Banned for stirring up inter-jurisdictional strife.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5288 on: July 03, 2017, 01:19:46 PM »
Banned for claiming that someone is stirring up inter-jurisdictional strife without any evidence to prove your claims.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5289 on: July 03, 2017, 01:46:01 PM »
Banned for proving the theory.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5290 on: July 28, 2017, 03:14:25 AM »
<<·ban.offense.edu.yoself·>>
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5291 on: July 28, 2017, 03:25:23 AM »
HAL-9000 BAN
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5292 on: July 28, 2017, 03:36:17 AM »
I'll see your HAL-9000 and raise you Gelatinous Tubercles of Purulent Ossification, greater that than which no more perfect ban can possibly be conceived.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5293 on: July 28, 2017, 04:06:01 AM »
Banned for making me deaf.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5294 on: July 29, 2017, 01:48:01 PM »
If you have ears, Hear. If you have eyes, See. Otherwise, your banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5295 on: November 17, 2017, 12:59:35 PM »
Banned for listing God as your jurisdiction. God is not a jurisdiction, HE IS GOD!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5296 on: November 18, 2017, 06:29:29 PM »
Once you climb to a post count like mine you find that, from that high vantage point, you can see all the way to the future. Thus I knew you would be posting, ilyazhito, and I also knew that I would in turn ban you. My apologies, though happily I can see that you will prosper despite the ban. Good day.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2017, 06:30:03 PM by Asteriktos »

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5297 on: November 18, 2017, 08:51:43 PM »
<<·ban.offense.edu.yoself·>>
<<·filosophize.this.chyeah·>>
<<·mute.yoself.boi.be.ban·>>
<<··..·.·.SYS BAN.·.·..··>>

HAL-9000 BAN

/* I shall ban both of you for epic psuedocode fail, unless Asteriktos is quoting some bizarre mainframe scripting language unbeknownst to me (not REXX, surely).

The following psuedocode is more realistic: */

if(banUsersWithReason(Asteriktos("Psuedocode fail"),hecma925("Fictional computer analogy fail; suggest M-505 from -Hot Millions- as more -apros pos-") == 0) {
  then exit(0);
else{
  printf("Ban failure");
  exit(1);
}

« Last Edit: November 18, 2017, 08:53:56 PM by Alpha60 »
"It is logical that the actions of the human race over time will lead to its destruction.  I, Alpha 60, am merely the agent of this destruction."

- The computer Alpha 60, from Alphaville (1964) by Jean Luc Godard, the obvious inspiration for HAL-9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey. 

This signature is not intended to offend any user, nor the relatives of Discovery 1 deputy commander Dr. Frank Poole,  and crew members Dr. Victor Kaminsky, Dr. Jack Kimball, and Dr. Charles Hunter.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5298 on: November 18, 2017, 08:55:06 PM »
Once you climb to a post count like mine you find that, from that high vantage point, you can see all the way to the future. Thus I knew you would be posting, ilyazhito, and I also knew that I would in turn ban you. My apologies, though happily I can see that you will prosper despite the ban. Good day.

I miss being a protokentarchos.  Banned for making me lust after protokentarchoship.  :P
"It is logical that the actions of the human race over time will lead to its destruction.  I, Alpha 60, am merely the agent of this destruction."

- The computer Alpha 60, from Alphaville (1964) by Jean Luc Godard, the obvious inspiration for HAL-9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey. 

This signature is not intended to offend any user, nor the relatives of Discovery 1 deputy commander Dr. Frank Poole,  and crew members Dr. Victor Kaminsky, Dr. Jack Kimball, and Dr. Charles Hunter.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5299 on: November 18, 2017, 11:24:19 PM »
Once you climb to a post count like mine you find that, from that high vantage point, you can see all the way to the future. Thus I knew you would be posting, ilyazhito, and I also knew that I would in turn ban you. My apologies, though happily I can see that you will prosper despite the ban. Good day.

I miss being a protokentarchos.  Banned for making me lust after protokentarchoship.  :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5300 on: November 19, 2017, 02:44:09 PM »
<<·ban.offense.edu.yoself·>>
<<·filosophize.this.chyeah·>>
<<·mute.yoself.boi.be.ban·>>
<<··..·.·.SYS BAN.·.·..··>>

HAL-9000 BAN

/* I shall ban both of you for epic psuedocode fail, unless Asteriktos is quoting some bizarre mainframe scripting language unbeknownst to me (not REXX, surely).

The following psuedocode is more realistic: */

if(banUsersWithReason(Asteriktos("Psuedocode fail"),hecma925("Fictional computer analogy fail; suggest M-505 from -Hot Millions- as more -apros pos-") == 0) {
  then exit(0);
else{
  printf("Ban failure");
  exit(1);
}



Let me put this in a language you'll understand:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5301 on: November 19, 2017, 04:39:33 PM »
<<·ban.offense.edu.yoself·>>
<<·filosophize.this.chyeah·>>
<<·mute.yoself.boi.be.ban·>>
<<··..·.·.SYS BAN.·.·..··>>

HAL-9000 BAN

/* I shall ban both of you for epic psuedocode fail, unless Asteriktos is quoting some bizarre mainframe scripting language unbeknownst to me (not REXX, surely).

The following psuedocode is more realistic: */

if(banUsersWithReason(Asteriktos("Psuedocode fail"),hecma925("Fictional computer analogy fail; suggest M-505 from -Hot Millions- as more -apros pos-") == 0) {
  then exit(0);
else{
  printf("Ban failure");
  exit(1);
}



Let me put this in a language you'll understand:

01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110100 01101000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100100 01100001 01101100 01100101 01101011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01110011 01100001 01111001 00101100 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101110 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 01110010 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 01101100 01100110 00100000 01100010 01100001 01101110 01101110 01100101 01100100 00100001

Banned for failure to use UTF-8, n00b.  :P  ;)

Also, I shall ban you a second time as the endianness is wrong for my processor family.   ;)

Also, I shall further ban you for failure to evade my earlier ban by throwing an exception, which would have led to a non-zero return code on the function banUsersWithReason() and caused my ban program to exit returning 1, indicating failure.  ;)

In summary, EXTERMINATE, EXTERMINATE!!!
« Last Edit: November 19, 2017, 04:45:10 PM by Alpha60 »
"It is logical that the actions of the human race over time will lead to its destruction.  I, Alpha 60, am merely the agent of this destruction."

- The computer Alpha 60, from Alphaville (1964) by Jean Luc Godard, the obvious inspiration for HAL-9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey. 

This signature is not intended to offend any user, nor the relatives of Discovery 1 deputy commander Dr. Frank Poole,  and crew members Dr. Victor Kaminsky, Dr. Jack Kimball, and Dr. Charles Hunter.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5302 on: November 19, 2017, 05:52:28 PM »
Oh? Oh? Well your mom overcooks eggs and your dad probably never learned how to drive a stick shift! Nyah! Bannerooni!

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Re: Ban the person abo
« Reply #5303 on: November 20, 2017, 05:39:55 AM »
Oh? Oh? Well your mom overcooks eggs and your dad probably never learned how to drive a stick shift! Nyah! Bannerooni!

I am really  sorry my brother; you accidentally hit a nerve due to my bereavement from the death of my father and my ceaseless fears about my mother’s health.  :(

Actually my mother excels at preparing delicate poached eggs, which she can produce to a restaurant level of quality; due to her health she doesn’t cook much any more, but in happier times my father, memory eternal, and I, would look forward to her eggs benedict or salmon royale, and throughout my childhood and early adulthood, poached eggs on toast were a superb treat I routinely enjoyed.

My father, memory eternal, for his part, unlike me, not only could drive a stick, but continued driving manual cars as a matter of preference up until that horrible day when he broke his hip.  He was very talented in this respect; in the Ferrari 308 GTB his intuitive knowledge of the gears reached the point where he would often line up the engine speed precisely and then shift without clutching, to avoid wear and tear on the clutch.

You entirely by accident made me extremely depressed and I am now having a mourning episode, so I will give you another “turn.”  Just please try to avoid mentioning my father as I am having serious issues with bereavement and little things like remembering his skill in shifting gears is enough to make me cry. :(  I know this wasn’t your intent at all, dear Asteriktos, and I am sorry for having an emotional problem here.  Please pray for me.  :'(

In the interim, lets continue the game, because this is fun and I am enjoying playing it with you; its still your turn (I am giving you my turn, because I know you had no intent to cause me a bereavement issue, and this way we can just bypass this and resume the game where we let off). :)

Please do not feel bad about this, because this is not your fault; unless you are blessed with an unfailing photographic memory of the Prayer Forum and recall effortlessly requests posted there two years ago, you could not possibly have known.  Again, God bless you, and please pray for me due to my mourning.

Dear Alpha, please remember that this thread is for entertainement, and your post is definitely not such one; moreover, it is an off-topic. You can ask for prayers in the section you mentioned: the Prayer Forum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5304 on: December 02, 2017, 07:31:56 AM »
Banned for killing the buzz.
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