Author Topic: Ban the person above (Read 499276 times)

wainscottbl · « **Reply #3105 on:** May 29, 2014, 09:32:34 PM »

I ban you for drinking Pepsi. I am drinking Dr. Pepper, which I doubt you know, is made by neither Coca-Cola nor Pepsi.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3106 on:** May 29, 2014, 09:43:33 PM »

Banned for drinking the essences of a snake oil salesman rather than the extracts of cocaine and kola nut. Who knows what a pepsi is...it only causes dyspepsia.

wainscottbl · « **Reply #3107 on:** May 30, 2014, 03:06:57 AM »

Banned because I doubt you are drinking the essences of coca leaves, which I believe are outlawed in America and most European countries.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3108 on:** May 30, 2014, 08:00:34 AM »

Banned, because it's just a big bag of leaves, officer. Honest!

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3109 on:** May 30, 2014, 09:39:27 AM »

Ego enim accepi a classical educationem, ad quam vos, bene et penitus interdicunt; Vade!

hecma925 · « **Reply #3110 on:** May 30, 2014, 09:40:18 AM »

Banned for Latinizing this thread.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #3111 on:** May 30, 2014, 05:26:01 PM »

Banned because latin music is cool.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3112 on:** May 30, 2014, 05:34:34 PM »

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #3113 on:** May 30, 2014, 06:24:01 PM »

Banned for pointing at the ceiling.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3114 on:** May 31, 2014, 07:23:47 AM »

What ceiling? BANNED

Cyrillic · « **Reply #3115 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:08:47 AM »

Banned for linking to a blog in the signature.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3116 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:10:50 AM »

Banned for quoting things no self-respecting, uneducated person would bother reading in your sig line.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #3117 on:** May 31, 2014, 04:15:51 PM »

Quote from: hecma925 on May 31, 2014, 09:10:50 AM

Banned for quoting things no self-respecting, uneducated person would bother reading in your sig line.

Banned because I resemble that.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3118 on:** May 31, 2014, 07:52:48 PM »

"Villains!" I shrieked. "Dissemble no more! I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his BANNED heart!”

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3119 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:38:52 PM »

Quoting horror literature? You're probably one of those freaks who cut themselves and let the blood drip all over a bowl of vanilla ice cream, and then savor eating it bite by bloody bite. You disgust me! Banned!

hecma925 · « **Reply #3120 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:46:30 PM »

What are you complaining about? You bought the ice cream and the Twilight movie! Banned!

J Michael · « **Reply #3121 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:54:33 PM »

Banned for jealousy, envy, and eating ice cream at twilight.

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #3122 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:55:24 PM »

Banned for being so slothful in reaching 10k posts.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3123 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:06:34 PM »

Banned because, if you had been here as long as I have, and posted as much as you do (avg. posts per day), you'd have about 40750 posts by now. Wow.

Though if it makes you feel any better, hecma925 would have about 70300 posts

J Michael comes in at a comparatively small 33400 posts.

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #3124 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:13:12 PM »

Banned for doing that much math this late on a Saturday evening.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3125 on:** May 31, 2014, 09:28:10 PM »

Banned, because great things can happen on a Sabbath; something about leaving the 99 sheep and finding the one lost sheep. What I'm saying is...you know what, you wouldn't get it. BANNED.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3126 on:** June 01, 2014, 01:48:13 PM »

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #3127 on:** June 01, 2014, 03:42:15 PM »

Banned for omitting the roughage.

wainscottbl · « **Reply #3128 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:41:58 PM »

Banned for cannibalism.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3129 on:** June 01, 2014, 08:50:05 PM »

Banned for not mentioning can-a-red-bull-ism as an exception to the generally disgusting cannibalism.

wainscottbl · « **Reply #3130 on:** June 01, 2014, 10:31:52 PM »

Quote from: Justin Kissel on June 01, 2014, 08:50:05 PM

Banned for not mentioning can-a-red-bull-ism as an exception to the generally disgusting cannibalism.

Banned for being an obvious rube for realising that Chianti is the only exception to generally disgusting cannibalism, not the ubiquious Red Bull

ilyazhito · « **Reply #3131 on:** June 01, 2014, 10:32:23 PM »

Banned for making jokes about cannibalism. Ugh! Red Bull should not be mentioned in the same breath as that abomination.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3132 on:** June 02, 2014, 12:24:03 AM »

I've heard and confirmed that you have been private messaging various members of the board in an attempt to organize a secret oc.net get together that purposely leaves certain members excluded. I am one of those certain members! What's more, you are so desperate to pull this off that you are even promising all the champagne coolies a person can drink for $10, if only they will promise to come and keep it a secret. What madness reigns in the chasm you mistakenly think is a soul! Banned!

wainscottbl · « **Reply #3133 on:** June 02, 2014, 01:07:20 AM »

Banned, and the members who revealed this to you to have their necks cut from ear to ear and be disemboweled.

mikeforjesus · « **Reply #3134 on:** June 02, 2014, 01:15:53 AM »

Banned to see who will ban me if I ban someone
Hope no one imitates my logic

SolEX01 · « **Reply #3135 on:** June 02, 2014, 01:16:58 AM »

To mikeforjesus: Banned for lack of logic.

To wainscottbl: Banned for disturbing imagery.

wainscottbl · « **Reply #3136 on:** June 02, 2014, 01:54:23 AM »

Banned for thinking the measures of protecting members of the Society Who Is In Secret But Is Straightforward and Charitable are disturbing. Do not envy those who know the secrets of the divine. 666-3-9-12

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #3137 on:** June 02, 2014, 05:22:53 PM »

Those numbers are off

Banned for using Divine .

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3138 on:** June 02, 2014, 05:26:52 PM »

Banned for posting a pic of the now extinct dinosaur known as Nipplopoticus Terrorbeast.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3139 on:** June 02, 2014, 06:46:32 PM »

Banned for not wanting to hang out with a supposedly extinct dinosaur.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #3140 on:** June 02, 2014, 06:54:28 PM »

Banned for visiting Jurassic park.

wainscottbl · « **Reply #3141 on:** June 02, 2014, 10:32:32 PM »

Banned for not capitalising "Park". And for making me want to watch the movie. It better be on Netflix or I'll.........

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3142 on:** June 03, 2014, 12:02:27 AM »

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #3143 on:** June 03, 2014, 12:05:59 AM »

Oh no you didn't!

BANNED

Asteriktos · « **Reply #3144 on:** June 03, 2014, 12:30:50 AM »

hecma925 · « **Reply #3145 on:** June 03, 2014, 06:26:11 AM »

Banned, because if kids see someone smoking, they'll die.

wainscottbl · « **Reply #3146 on:** June 03, 2014, 11:36:03 AM »

Quote from: Justin Kissel on June 03, 2014, 12:02:27 AM

Hecma, I am dispensing with the standard rule. You are not banned.
Justin Kissel, you are banned for turning me on with that animated image. What's that from? Downton Abbey?

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #3147 on:** June 03, 2014, 11:38:43 AM »

Banned for not watching Game of Thrones.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3148 on:** June 03, 2014, 11:38:58 AM »

Banned, because you have no authority to not ban and banned, because that doesn't look like Downton Abbey at all.

hecma925 · « **Reply #3149 on:** June 03, 2014, 11:39:37 AM »

Banned for being too quick, Tri!

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Author Topic: Ban the person above (Read 499276 times)