Author Topic: Ban the person above (Read 510704 times)

hecma925 · « **Reply #2790 on:** April 21, 2014, 04:16:21 PM »

Banned for poaching. Hollandaise is entirely appropriate, though.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2791 on:** April 21, 2014, 06:05:35 PM »

Quote from: hecma925 on April 21, 2014, 04:16:21 PM

Banned for poaching. Hollandaise is entirely appropriate, though.

Banned for for not poaching, Hollandaise is entirely inappropriate, dough!

ilyazhito · « **Reply #2792 on:** April 21, 2014, 10:42:55 PM »

Banned for arguments over food.

biro · « **Reply #2793 on:** April 22, 2014, 09:32:15 AM »

Banned because it's Bright Week, just eat!

gueranger · « **Reply #2794 on:** April 22, 2014, 10:37:57 AM »

Quote from: Sinful Hypocrite on January 22, 2014, 06:40:35 PM

Banned for making me fix it.

Banned for being a sinful hypocrite.

WPM · « **Reply #2795 on:** April 22, 2014, 11:22:13 AM »

False misinformation circulated by media propagandists.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #2796 on:** April 22, 2014, 01:25:10 PM »

If wishes were gift horses and you looked one in the mouth it would undoubtedly be the incredible edible Mr. Ed. Taking this into consideration I recommend you saddle up partner, cause as of this moment you are banned!

scamandrius · « **Reply #2797 on:** April 22, 2014, 01:38:15 PM »

Banned for referencing a TV show whose opening words are set to music which sounds eerily like the aphekema of the grave tone.

Alpo · « **Reply #2798 on:** April 22, 2014, 01:40:43 PM »

Banned for proficient Latin skills and hence making everybody else jealous.

ilyazhito · « **Reply #2799 on:** April 22, 2014, 02:07:45 PM »

Banned for not recognizing that scamandrius used Greek terms, and not Latin.

Alpo · « **Reply #2800 on:** April 22, 2014, 02:10:45 PM »

Banned for not remembering that teaching Latin is his job. At least IIRC.

ilyazhito · « **Reply #2801 on:** April 22, 2014, 03:36:42 PM »

Banned for having an image of Ukraine as your avatar while being from Finland.

hecma925 · « **Reply #2802 on:** April 22, 2014, 03:39:26 PM »

Banned for hating on Finns when they would happily commit suicide.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2803 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:31:07 PM »

Banned for not demonstrating it .

Alpo · « **Reply #2804 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:39:44 PM »

Banned for cryptic avatar.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #2805 on:** April 22, 2014, 04:46:24 PM »

“To clear things up in a very cliche manner, sinful hypocrite, hecma and alpo have been and will always be some of my best friends. The reason I decided to ban you had only been lingering in my head for the past 6 or so months. If only I had a way to state this reason but it simply is more than just a resolved answer because what is relevant with why I ban, concerns the past 2 of the 5 years we have posted here. For those who’ve read this far, you now know I’ve banned people, and to the readers who would like to hear what has almost ended and could have taken any relationship I could ever imagined with my friends, family, and especially… myself. Nothing will replace all of the memories I’ve made with the countless amounts of friends and or what I consider a part of my family that I’ve been gracious to meet. I, today, for once have reviewed my life in my head in a positive way. I really do mean that. I say that, because what I learned was wrong growing up as a kid, I slowly, so slowly over the years of posting began to think was right. I’m not intending to skew being a poster or forumite or anything involving banning. It is an addiction though you know? So what I am finally for all of it saying is, yet again I must ban you. Please find rooms in the heart to forgive me."

hecma925 · « **Reply #2806 on:** April 22, 2014, 10:31:05 PM »

Forgiven....but BANNED anyway for thinking too much.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2807 on:** April 23, 2014, 04:24:04 PM »

Quote from: hecma925 on April 22, 2014, 10:31:05 PM

Forgiven....but BANNED anyway for thinking too much.

Forgive me not for banning you too much.

hecma925 · « **Reply #2808 on:** April 23, 2014, 04:24:56 PM »

Forget me not as you fall into the bottomless pit of BAN.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #2809 on:** April 23, 2014, 04:30:52 PM »

Banned for using forget me nots, since everyone knows that if you want a ban to hold you have to use forget me knots.

ilyazhito · « **Reply #2810 on:** April 23, 2014, 05:05:54 PM »

Banned for semantic confusion with homophones

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2811 on:** April 23, 2014, 06:57:18 PM »

Banned for bashing these gay

ilyazhito · « **Reply #2812 on:** April 23, 2014, 07:28:47 PM »

Banned for irrelevantly inserting homosexuals and inferring that I hate the aforementioned group.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #2813 on:** April 23, 2014, 08:03:49 PM »

Banned for having a username even harder to pronounce than mine...

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2814 on:** April 24, 2014, 07:03:48 PM »

Banned for getting me to follow the link for a Greek actor from the 80s.

hecma925 · « **Reply #2815 on:** April 24, 2014, 08:53:27 PM »

Banned for being taken for a ride.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #2816 on:** April 24, 2014, 10:09:31 PM »

Banned for not riding on that sooooooooul traaaaaaain and supporting Balki in his holy orthodox mission to clean up hollywood once and the all!

hecma925 · « **Reply #2817 on:** April 28, 2014, 10:39:20 AM »

Banned for tripping on the soul train.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #2818 on:** April 28, 2014, 11:13:42 AM »

Banned for not tripping on magic mishrooms + lsd that you were given by a really righteous greek elder abba Barsanoobius guy from Sandusky Ohio...

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2819 on:** April 28, 2014, 03:30:56 PM »

Banned for tripping without any baggage.

ilyazhito · « **Reply #2820 on:** April 28, 2014, 05:44:40 PM »

Banned for implying that you must have baggage to go on a trip.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2821 on:** April 28, 2014, 05:58:00 PM »

Banned for tripping over my baggage.

hecma925 · « **Reply #2822 on:** April 29, 2014, 12:13:12 AM »

Banned for tripping on bags.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #2823 on:** April 29, 2014, 12:22:24 AM »

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Another option, if you can afford it, might be to buy you friend all of the alcohol he cares to consume. He may start with beer. But, he will soon realize that liquor is quicker and less fattening. As you know, alcohol is addictive and once it reaches a certain level in the blood, toxic. Beer drinkers rarely have alcohol poisoning. But vodka drinkers often consume too much too fast. Now, all you have to do is wait for an emotionally vulnerable moment. A big win or some significant loss. You build them up if need be. You invite the guy to some place relatively isolated and you lay out the good stuff. Salt and spicy foods and lots of alcohol.

Clearly, it is his choice to overindulge himself. All you do is not interfere. (Maybe give some verbal encouragement) Depending on what type of alcohol he indulges in, he may drink himself into unconsciuousness or, preferably, cardiac infarction. Just remember these words, "I tried to get him to stop but he wouldn't listen."

Keep in mind, this is all fantasy. But, people have done it. What about you? Would you be able to carry out such a nefarious scheme? Does the means justify the end? Would you prefer to just plant the seeds and wait or would you feed it in order to speed things up?

Disgusting! Repugnant! Banned!!!

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2824 on:** April 29, 2014, 06:44:01 PM »

Banned for talking to yourself.

wainscottbl · « **Reply #2825 on:** April 29, 2014, 06:50:03 PM »

Quote from: Sinful Hypocrite on April 29, 2014, 06:44:01 PM

Banned for talking to yourself.

Banned for banning something we all do...unless we're crazy. Crazy people don't talk to themselves. People talk to them in their heads and keep things in order.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2826 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:20:07 PM »

Quote from: wainscottbl on April 29, 2014, 06:50:03 PM

Quote from: Sinful Hypocrite on April 29, 2014, 06:44:01 PM
Banned for talking to yourself.

Banned for banning something we all do...unless we're crazy. Crazy people don't talk to themselves. People talk to them in their heads and keep things in order.

Banned for calling me crazy.

Tikhon.of.Colorado · « **Reply #2827 on:** April 29, 2014, 07:41:43 PM »

Banned for an unreasonably lengthy jurisdiction description.

ilyazhito · « **Reply #2828 on:** April 29, 2014, 11:50:32 PM »

Banned for connecting peace in Ukraine with reverting. Both are good things, but correspond to one another like avocadoes to bicycles.

Asteriktos · « **Reply #2829 on:** April 30, 2014, 12:15:42 AM »

I regret to inform you that your test results came back positive... I'm sorry, but you're banned. If it is any comfort, studies have shown that up to 37% of oc.net users could be infected (and the ban could manifest itself at any time), so you are not in this alone. This problem usually arises from promiscuity (using other forums) or drug use (indulging non-orthodox religious practices). Please be careful that you do not get others banned now that you know about all this.

TheTrisagion · « **Reply #2830 on:** April 30, 2014, 08:31:44 AM »

Banned for affinity to redheads.

hecma925 · « **Reply #2831 on:** April 30, 2014, 08:35:35 AM »

Banned for being out of the horse taco loop.

ilyazhito · « **Reply #2832 on:** April 30, 2014, 12:45:17 PM »

Quote from: Asteriktos on April 30, 2014, 12:15:42 AM

I regret to inform you that your test results came back positive... I'm sorry, but you're banned. If it is any comfort, studies have shown that up to 37% of oc.net users could be infected (and the ban could manifest itself at any time), so you are not in this alone. This problem usually arises from promiscuity (using other forums) or drug use (indulging non-orthodox religious practices). Please be careful that you do not get others banned now that you know about all this.

Banned for unsupported accusations of promiscuity and vague infection rhetoric. Banned also for unsubstantiated accusations of drug use. And banned also for assuming that I know something that I do not.

biro · « **Reply #2833 on:** April 30, 2014, 01:19:35 PM »

Banned because all this talk of tests make me feel itchy, and I do not want to die of tree rot.

Sinful Hypocrite · « **Reply #2834 on:** April 30, 2014, 04:13:24 PM »

Banned for failing the test.

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