Author Topic: Ban the person above  (Read 141059 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Papist

  • Patriarch of Pontification
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 13,140
  • Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #990 on: October 23, 2013, 01:39:52 PM »
Banned for asking for time, as time is something that only God can give.
Banned for treating time like a subsistenly existing reality.
Banned for denying the reality of time.
Banned for thinking I was denying time.
My posts no longer forum here.

Offline Papist

  • Patriarch of Pontification
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 13,140
  • Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #991 on: October 23, 2013, 01:40:17 PM »
Banning myself for not following the rules of the OP.  ;D
My posts no longer forum here.

Offline Papist

  • Patriarch of Pontification
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 13,140
  • Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #992 on: October 23, 2013, 01:41:04 PM »
Banned for... wait
My posts no longer forum here.

Offline Cyrillic

  • Arbiter Elegantiarum
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 11,828
  • We must go back!
  • Jurisdiction: But my heart belongs to Finland
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #993 on: October 23, 2013, 01:41:53 PM »
Banned for banning yourself.
"We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!"
-T.S. Eliot

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,033
  • The Lord helps those who help others
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #994 on: October 23, 2013, 06:33:46 PM »
Banished with the banned.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #995 on: October 23, 2013, 06:52:33 PM »
Banned,Tagged & Tracked to the end of the ban thread?
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #996 on: October 23, 2013, 07:31:28 PM »
Banned for tagging and tracking, as well as thinking there is an end to this thread.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,033
  • The Lord helps those who help others
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #997 on: October 23, 2013, 08:57:16 PM »
Banned for condemning us to no end.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #998 on: October 23, 2013, 09:20:46 PM »
Banned for the beginning of hypocrisy.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #999 on: October 24, 2013, 08:32:08 AM »
Ahh yes,Hello source of all Bans!
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline J Michael

  • Older than dirt; dumber than a box of rocks; colossally ignorant; a little crazy ;-)
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 10,637
  • Lord, have mercy! I live under a rock. Alleluia!
  • Faith: Catholic
  • Jurisdiction: Eparchy of Passaic
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1000 on: October 24, 2013, 10:59:38 AM »
Ahh yes,Hello source of all Bans!

BANNED!!! for not banning the person above!! 






Welcome to the tea party!
"May Thy Cross, O Lord, in which I seek refuge, be for me a bridge across the great river of fire.  May I pass along it to the habitation of life." ~St. Ephraim the Syrian

"Sometimes you're the windshield.  Sometimes you're the bug." ~ Mark Knopfler (?)

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1001 on: October 24, 2013, 01:03:22 PM »
Appologies, as I must now leave this thread to go study up on "Banology" its intrinsic values over and up against any misconceptions that it may in fact bear the hallmarks of a vague and mysterious paradox with all of its wonderfully colored dots and the like...
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1002 on: October 24, 2013, 01:44:07 PM »
Banned for not congratulating J Michael on the 1000th reply of this thread and his use of whimsy.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1003 on: October 24, 2013, 03:51:04 PM »
My apologies JMichael on your 1000th reply to this thread and the use of the word whimsical?
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline J Michael

  • Older than dirt; dumber than a box of rocks; colossally ignorant; a little crazy ;-)
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 10,637
  • Lord, have mercy! I live under a rock. Alleluia!
  • Faith: Catholic
  • Jurisdiction: Eparchy of Passaic
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1004 on: October 24, 2013, 03:58:00 PM »
My apologies JMichael on your 1000th reply to this thread and the use of the word whimsical?
Banned for not banning hecma925 who banned you for not congratulating me on my perfectly timed 1000th reply of this thread and my unerring use of whimsy.

No apologies are necessary.  They will get you banned.  ;D
"May Thy Cross, O Lord, in which I seek refuge, be for me a bridge across the great river of fire.  May I pass along it to the habitation of life." ~St. Ephraim the Syrian

"Sometimes you're the windshield.  Sometimes you're the bug." ~ Mark Knopfler (?)

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1005 on: October 24, 2013, 04:02:11 PM »
I guess I'm subject to that ban being that I did misspell apologies in the previous thread (perhaps that could be a "pending" ban opposed to the original) -just throwing that out there-
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1006 on: October 24, 2013, 04:20:08 PM »
Banned for lying and apologizing.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,033
  • The Lord helps those who help others
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1007 on: October 24, 2013, 05:28:43 PM »
Banned for not expecting lying and apologizing from a newbie.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline Cyrillic

  • Arbiter Elegantiarum
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 11,828
  • We must go back!
  • Jurisdiction: But my heart belongs to Finland
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1008 on: October 24, 2013, 05:29:34 PM »
Banned for not liking new posters.
"We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!"
-T.S. Eliot

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,033
  • The Lord helps those who help others
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1009 on: October 24, 2013, 06:22:33 PM »
Banned for not liking new posters.
Banned for not realizing I love the sinner, not the sin. :angel:
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1010 on: October 24, 2013, 06:28:23 PM »
Banned for using a trite cliche.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline ilyazhito

  • High Elder
  • ******
  • Posts: 955
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1011 on: October 24, 2013, 06:42:48 PM »
Banned for not recognizing that that is a profound theological statement by the Apostle Paul, not a trite cliche.

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1012 on: October 24, 2013, 07:43:05 PM »
so many banns... so little time...
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline Papist

  • Patriarch of Pontification
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 13,140
  • Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1013 on: October 24, 2013, 08:46:29 PM »
so many banns... so little time...
banned for not banning.
My posts no longer forum here.

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,033
  • The Lord helps those who help others
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1014 on: October 24, 2013, 08:46:56 PM »
so many banns... so little time...
\

Banned for having enough time to post, but not enough to banish the last imposter.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline Papist

  • Patriarch of Pontification
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 13,140
  • Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1015 on: October 24, 2013, 08:48:04 PM »
so many banns... so little time...
\

Banned for having enough time to post, but not enough to banish the last imposter.
banned for doing the same.
My posts no longer forum here.

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,033
  • The Lord helps those who help others
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1016 on: October 24, 2013, 08:48:45 PM »
so many banns... so little time...
banned for not banning.
Banned for taking my ban, and banning myself for posting anyway.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline Papist

  • Patriarch of Pontification
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 13,140
  • Truth, Justice, and the American Way!
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1017 on: October 24, 2013, 08:51:28 PM »
so many banns... so little time...
banned for not banning.
Banned for taking my ban, and banning myself for posting anyway.
banned for suggesting what is really mine is yours.
My posts no longer forum here.

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1018 on: October 24, 2013, 09:12:25 PM »
Banned for thinking something is really yours.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline wainscottbl

  • Aspie weirdo of the forum
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,573
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1019 on: October 25, 2013, 08:08:16 AM »
Banned for thinking a thing can belong to someone because all property is common in Utopia--communism makes things so much easier comrade.
True patriotism sometimes requires of men to act exactly contrary, at one period, to that which it does at another, and the motive which impels them — the desire to do right — is precisely the same.

--Robert E. Lee

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1020 on: October 25, 2013, 08:12:05 AM »
Banned for thinking that communism is utopia or vice versa, товарищ.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1021 on: October 25, 2013, 08:36:07 AM »
"Fearfully aware of the dreaded ban, Robert strolls cautiously through the OC forum on a cool friday morning"
(whistles unassumingly)
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1022 on: October 25, 2013, 08:43:58 AM »
Banned for whistling unassumingly when one should always whistle while assuming.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline TheTrisagion

  • The cat is back and its better than ever!
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 12,314
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: Antiochian
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1023 on: October 25, 2013, 08:47:38 AM »
Banned for failing to appreciate the unassuming whistle.
Guys! They're not intercoursing. It's just an unfortunate angle.

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1024 on: October 25, 2013, 08:52:41 AM »
Banned for not experiencing a magnificent, assuming, and purposeful whistle.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,033
  • The Lord helps those who help others
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1025 on: October 25, 2013, 06:43:37 PM »
Banned for assuming a referee type posture.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1026 on: October 25, 2013, 09:25:24 PM »
"reflecting on his day,Robert-recalling his melees with a small swarm of ban vandals,prays silently for their wellbeing before retiring for the evening".
« Last Edit: October 25, 2013, 09:28:24 PM by Robert scho »
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline dcommini

  • Tha mi sgulan na Trianaid
  • OC.net guru
  • *******
  • Posts: 1,213
  • Beannachd Dia dhuit
    • Life of an Orthodox Soldier
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1027 on: October 25, 2013, 09:48:09 PM »
"reflecting on his day,Robert-recalling his melees with a small swarm of ban vandals,prays silently for their wellbeing before retiring for the evening".

Banned for not banning, and also imitating a mirror with your reflecting
N/OblSB

Gun cuireadh do chupa thairis le slàinte agus sona - May your cup overflow with health and happiness
Check out my blog...

Offline FormerReformer

  • Convertodox of the convertodox
  • Site Supporter
  • Archon
  • *****
  • Posts: 2,554
    • Music and Orthodoxy
  • Faith: Convertodox
  • Jurisdiction: Netodoxy
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1028 on: October 25, 2013, 11:06:03 PM »
"reflecting on his day,Robert-recalling his melees with a small swarm of ban vandals,prays silently for their wellbeing before retiring for the evening".

Banned for not banning, and also imitating a mirror with your reflecting
banned for non-use of reflectors at night.
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

Oh, no: I've succumbed to Hyperdoxy!

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1029 on: October 26, 2013, 08:45:09 PM »
Banned for reflecting on reflectors.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline dcommini

  • Tha mi sgulan na Trianaid
  • OC.net guru
  • *******
  • Posts: 1,213
  • Beannachd Dia dhuit
    • Life of an Orthodox Soldier
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1030 on: October 26, 2013, 08:46:10 PM »
Banned for reflecting on reflectors.

Banned for banning my brother
N/OblSB

Gun cuireadh do chupa thairis le slàinte agus sona - May your cup overflow with health and happiness
Check out my blog...

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1031 on: October 26, 2013, 09:12:13 PM »
Banned for reflecting on your reflective brother.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1032 on: October 26, 2013, 10:07:21 PM »
HAEAO VARLET! goeth thee thither with thine cart of BANS throughout this thine fair kingdom of thine EO forum, lest tarry thee thither and send as it were thine BAN  as a lightning bolt upon some poor unsuspecting mule, I do verily and therefore seeketh audience with one solitary ban.
hmmm,hmmmm,Werchistershire....
« Last Edit: October 26, 2013, 10:16:12 PM by Robert scho »
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,827
  • Pray for me, a sinner.
    • Blog
  • Faith: Christ Clothes
  • Jurisdiction: Puerto Rican Orthodox Sobor
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1033 on: October 26, 2013, 10:12:35 PM »
Banned, just because "asseth"
« Last Edit: October 26, 2013, 10:13:00 PM by hecma925 »
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

No longer pasting here.

Another blog - http://literarydiktator.blogspot.com/

Offline Robert scho

  • Jr. Member
  • **
  • Posts: 68
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #1034 on: October 26, 2013, 10:19:19 PM »
The ammendment to the kings letter of bans has been ammended
For a Christian ending to our life, painless, blameless, peaceful; and a good defense before the dread judgement seat of Christ, let us ask of the Lord.
And He said to me, “It is done! I am the Alpha and the Omega, the Beginning and the End.