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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2012, 08:26:52 PM »
Banned for having the same first name as every other Coptic male. Mina is definitely played out.

Banned for having the same name (last name?) as Charlie Sheen.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #91 on: May 13, 2012, 08:31:27 PM »
Banned for an unOrthodox signature. It merely talks about zeal. Pffh. Anyone can talk about zeal. If you wanna truly understand the Orthodox spirit you need to show a quote that demonstrates zeal in action, such as 1 Sam. 15:33... now that's what I call zeal!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #92 on: May 13, 2012, 08:36:44 PM »
Banned for frequent changes of avatar that causes me confusion.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #93 on: May 13, 2012, 08:55:19 PM »
Banned for being easily confused.  :D ;)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #94 on: May 13, 2012, 09:20:02 PM »
Banned for starting thread on Banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #95 on: May 13, 2012, 09:35:54 PM »
Banned for having the number of the beast as part of his post count. In fact, it's a doubly evil number you have...

The post count is currently 1,666, which equals:

1 - egoistic individualism
666 - egoistic number of man showing enslavement by Satan
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #96 on: May 13, 2012, 09:40:53 PM »
Banned for flip flopping faith
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #97 on: May 13, 2012, 09:46:49 PM »
Banned for flip flopping faith

banned for making me facepalm

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #98 on: May 13, 2012, 10:02:53 PM »
Banned for flip flopping faith

banned for making me facepalm
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #99 on: May 14, 2012, 12:25:09 AM »
Banned for banning many banners
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #100 on: May 14, 2012, 12:35:24 AM »
Banned for banning many banners

Banned for excessive hyperdoxy- having an Orthodox blog
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #101 on: May 14, 2012, 02:10:25 AM »
Banned for banning many banners

Banned for excessive hyperdoxy- having an Orthodox blog

Banned for excessive hypocrisy - you follow my blog
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #102 on: May 14, 2012, 02:17:29 AM »
Banned for being a communist.

Proof:

"dcommini"

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commi = communist
ini = italianized ending

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the italian communist
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 02:19:22 AM by Asteriktos »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #103 on: May 14, 2012, 02:40:07 AM »
Banned for being a communist.

Proof:

"dcommini"

d = the (as in "d plane! d plane!")
commi = communist
ini = italianized ending

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the italian communist

Banned for not being original... i mean seriously, i've been hearing jokes like that since the 5th grade
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #104 on: May 14, 2012, 02:47:29 AM »
Banned for being a communist.

Proof:

"dcommini"

d = the (as in "d plane! d plane!")
commi = communist
ini = italianized ending

=

the italian communist

Banned for not being original... i mean seriously, i've been hearing jokes like that since the 5th grade

Banned for thinking me capable of being original!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #105 on: May 14, 2012, 03:11:52 AM »
Banned for being a communist.

Proof:

"dcommini"

d = the (as in "d plane! d plane!")
commi = communist
ini = italianized ending

=

the italian communist

Banned for not being original... i mean seriously, i've been hearing jokes like that since the 5th grade

Banned for thinking me capable of being original!

Banned for not ending your statement after "thinking"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #106 on: May 14, 2012, 07:26:11 AM »
Banned for bragging about attending 5th grade.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #107 on: May 14, 2012, 08:08:47 AM »
Banned for bragging about attending 5th grade.

Banned for banning my brother. We Italians take these things seriously.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #108 on: May 14, 2012, 08:16:36 AM »
Banned for seriousness.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #109 on: May 14, 2012, 09:55:56 AM »
Banned for not being serious.  Banning is not a joking matter, even if it is on a joke thread, we should take it seriously, just in case someday we actually have to ban someone.

I probably could have made that four-part run-on sentence into a rhyme.  Oh well, I don't have the time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #110 on: May 14, 2012, 09:57:05 AM »
Banned for not being serious.  Banning is not a joking matter, even if it is on a joke thread, we should take it seriously, just in case someday we actually have to ban someone.

I probably could have made that four-part run-on sentence into a rhyme.  Oh well, I don't have the time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #111 on: May 14, 2012, 10:05:41 AM »
Double ban for not banning and for rhyming.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #112 on: May 14, 2012, 10:32:58 AM »
Banned to increase my post count.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #113 on: May 14, 2012, 10:35:48 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #114 on: May 14, 2012, 10:42:16 AM »
Banned to increase my post count.
Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #115 on: May 14, 2012, 10:52:30 AM »
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Banned for adding another post to this thread.
Banned for excessive banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #116 on: May 14, 2012, 10:53:43 AM »
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Banned for excessive banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #117 on: May 14, 2012, 10:57:38 AM »
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Banned for excessive banning.

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Banned for not being as quick as dcommini.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #118 on: May 14, 2012, 11:16:44 AM »
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Banned for excessive banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #119 on: May 14, 2012, 07:35:27 PM »
Banned to increase my post count.
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Banned for excessive banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #120 on: May 14, 2012, 07:37:25 PM »
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Banned for excessive banning.

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Banned for introducting the evil Skeletor into this forum.

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« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 07:40:10 PM by akimori makoto »
The Episcopallian road is easy and wide, for many go through it to find destruction. lol sorry channeling Isa.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #121 on: May 14, 2012, 07:42:01 PM »
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Banned for excessive banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #122 on: May 14, 2012, 07:48:36 PM »
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 07:49:31 PM by Asteriktos »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #123 on: May 14, 2012, 08:14:17 PM »
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
Banned for correcting Papist the Great, even when he is obviously wrong.
« Last Edit: May 14, 2012, 08:15:01 PM by Papist »
You are right. I apologize for having sacked Constantinople. I really need to stop doing that.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #124 on: May 14, 2012, 09:05:09 PM »
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
Banned for correcting Papist the Great, even when he is obviously wrong.
Banned for banning a banner who was right about how obviously wrong you are...oh Great one.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #125 on: May 14, 2012, 09:07:32 PM »
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
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Banned for banning a banner who was right about how obviously wrong you are...oh Great one.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #126 on: May 14, 2012, 09:33:43 PM »
Banned for saying that DDR is an acronym when it it more accurate to call it an initialism.
Banned for correcting Papist the Great, even when he is obviously wrong.
Banned for banning a banner who was right about how obviously wrong you are...oh Great one.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #127 on: May 14, 2012, 10:00:32 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #128 on: May 14, 2012, 11:04:51 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #129 on: May 14, 2012, 11:29:36 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #130 on: May 14, 2012, 11:33:54 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

To the OP



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #131 on: May 15, 2012, 12:15:40 AM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #132 on: May 15, 2012, 12:24:27 AM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

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Banned for mocking Mjolnir.

Banned for neo-paganism
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #133 on: May 15, 2012, 12:41:37 AM »
Banned for neo-paganism

Banned for not feeding the troll (me).

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #134 on: May 15, 2012, 05:33:32 AM »
Banned for neo-paganism

Banned for not feeding the troll (me).
Banned for seeking food.
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