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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #810 on: September 19, 2013, 05:28:52 PM »
Banned for linking to your blog. Banned for having a blog. Banned for liking blogging. The holy trinity of blog.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #811 on: September 19, 2013, 05:35:21 PM »
Banned for linking to your blog. Banned for having a blog. Banned for liking blogging. The holy trinity of blog.

Banned for dissing my 10+ blogs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #812 on: September 19, 2013, 05:37:37 PM »
Banned for having multiple blogs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #813 on: September 21, 2013, 12:39:16 PM »
Banned for not respecting someone for having the time and dedication to keep multiple blogs.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #814 on: September 21, 2013, 12:45:46 PM »
Banned because despite you having over 500 posts I have never noticed you on the forum before now
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #815 on: September 21, 2013, 01:24:46 PM »
Banned for having your signature in a foreign language.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #816 on: September 21, 2013, 03:16:51 PM »
Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #817 on: September 21, 2013, 06:58:15 PM »
Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #818 on: September 21, 2013, 07:24:10 PM »
Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .

Banned for not knowing that "Protokentarchos" is English, not Greek. Greek would look strange, like πρώτηΚένταρχος or something.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #819 on: September 21, 2013, 07:32:01 PM »
Banned for being a Protokentarchos rather than going the whole way and being an actual Kentarchos.

Banned for not knowing  "Protokentarchos" is Greek for the "First  Kentarchos" .

Banned for not knowing that "Protokentarchos" is English, not Greek. Greek would look strange, like πρώτηΚένταρχος or something.
Banned for making me look silly and saying Greeks look strange.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #820 on: September 22, 2013, 08:50:13 AM »
Re: protokentarchos, banned for not knowing that that could be normal Greek. Deacon goes to Protodeacon, therefore Kentarchos goes to Protokentarchos.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #821 on: September 22, 2013, 10:25:58 AM »
Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #822 on: September 22, 2013, 10:30:41 AM »
Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

Banned for having a heart belonging to Internet forums.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #823 on: September 22, 2013, 12:13:53 PM »
Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".

Banned for having a heart belonging to Internet forums.

Banned because I said so, er.. just for fun, er... because that's what we do here.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #824 on: September 22, 2013, 12:24:01 PM »
Banned for having a laughing avatar. There are only tears in Holy Russia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #825 on: September 22, 2013, 12:38:37 PM »
Banned for having a laughing avatar. There are only tears in Holy Russia.

Banned for thinking my avatar is in Holy Russia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #826 on: September 22, 2013, 02:58:23 PM »
Banned for thinking Russia is Holy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #827 on: September 22, 2013, 03:06:50 PM »
Banned for denying the sanctity of Russia.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #828 on: September 22, 2013, 03:08:11 PM »
Banned for thinking Russia sanctified itself.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #829 on: September 22, 2013, 03:37:20 PM »
Warned for going off on an irrelevant tangent about whether Russia is holy or not. If this continues, I will ban everyone involved.

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« Reply #830 on: September 22, 2013, 03:38:17 PM »
Banned for "heart belongs to ROCOR".
Banned for misstating my jurisdiction. it is actually "leaning to ROCOR."

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #831 on: September 22, 2013, 04:06:54 PM »
Banned for not banning the person above you (in this case, yourself).
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #832 on: September 22, 2013, 04:39:24 PM »
Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #833 on: September 22, 2013, 04:57:56 PM »
Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.

Banned for having 1005 posts, meaning you only have 49 posts left before your great schism.

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« Reply #834 on: September 22, 2013, 05:00:20 PM »
Banned for stealing my ban unknowingly, as well as making me chuckle while my wife thinks I'm doing important research.

Banned for having 1005 posts, meaning you only have 49 posts left before your great schism.

Banned for counting down the moment when I slam down a nonsensical papal bull.  I must choose where to post it.
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« Reply #835 on: September 22, 2013, 05:42:57 PM »
Banned for choosing when to slam down a nonsensical Papal bull.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #836 on: September 23, 2013, 02:16:37 AM »
Banned for not banning the person above you (in this case, yourself).
Banned for banning someone to ban them self.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #837 on: September 23, 2013, 06:15:18 AM »
Banned for actually banning self.
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« Reply #838 on: September 23, 2013, 09:49:44 AM »
Banned for topping my number of posts per day.
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« Reply #839 on: September 23, 2013, 09:51:25 AM »
Banned for topping my number of posts per day.

Banned for posting.
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« Reply #840 on: September 23, 2013, 10:33:14 AM »
Banned for topping my number of posts per day.

Banned for posting.
Banned for deriding kimchi.
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« Reply #841 on: September 23, 2013, 01:45:24 PM »
Banned for topping my number of posts per day.

Banned for posting.
Banned for deriding kimchi.

Banned for not deriding kimchi.
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« Reply #842 on: September 23, 2013, 06:09:05 PM »
Banned for not deriding dehorse
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« Reply #843 on: September 23, 2013, 06:12:45 PM »
Banned for not deriding dehorse
banned for questioning my role in the revolution. actually that would carry a heavier sentence under more auspicious circumstances

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« Reply #844 on: September 23, 2013, 06:40:20 PM »
Banned for being a revolutionary up a creek without a horse.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #845 on: September 23, 2013, 10:47:02 PM »
Banned for saying that augustin is a revolutionary, when the only proper Orthodox form of government is Monarchy.

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« Reply #846 on: September 24, 2013, 12:24:10 AM »
Banned for putting the words "proper", "government", and "Monarchy" in a sentence with "Orthodox."
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« Reply #848 on: September 24, 2013, 01:35:58 AM »
Banned for using Slovak missing link.
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« Reply #849 on: September 24, 2013, 02:48:24 AM »
Banned for confusing Church Slavonic with Slovak.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #850 on: September 24, 2013, 03:19:19 AM »
You have a username that is an anagram for "So I Roam," which proves that you are secretly here as a traveling trickster; thus I am justified in banning you.

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« Reply #851 on: September 24, 2013, 03:52:17 AM »
Banned for being justified in yourself.
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« Reply #852 on: September 24, 2013, 03:53:03 AM »
Sincerity cracks pots, Curiosity slays kittens, and Goodwill leads to hell - banned for snuggling with such heinous demons! 

Edit: @Sinful Hypocrite - Banned for banning Asteriktos before I did!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #853 on: September 24, 2013, 04:12:20 AM »
I don't know what to ban Romaios for, so I guess I will say nothing.

I simply am posting here, to allow a lucky poster to indulge in banning me.

I will only post here once, so this lucky poster who posts after me better write a very long list of banning reasons. Preferably over a paragraph long. And put in very angry words. Bend the rules  :police: :police: :police:


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #854 on: September 24, 2013, 09:09:24 AM »
I don't know what to ban Romaios for, so I guess I will say nothing.

I simply am posting here, to allow a lucky poster to indulge in banning me.

I will only post here once, so this lucky poster who posts after me better write a very long list of banning reasons. Preferably over a paragraph long. And put in very angry words. Bend the rules  :police: :police: :police:




Wowzers!  Lucky me!!!!

Banned for not banning Romaios.

(If you want a more comprehensive list of reasons for being banned, you will, I'm afraid, have to post here more than just the one time.  Live with it!! ;D ;D)
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