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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #765 on: May 19, 2013, 07:01:36 PM »
Banned for being a Philadelphian.

Banned for having a link to a "book club"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #766 on: May 19, 2013, 07:14:26 PM »
Banned for being a Philadelphian.

Banned for having a link to a "book club"

Banned because I too am starting a book club, were reading the picture of Dorian Gray

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #767 on: May 19, 2013, 07:20:36 PM »
Banned for being in a book club that reads picture books.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #768 on: May 19, 2013, 07:23:59 PM »
Banned for being a Philadelphian.

Banned for having a link to a "book club"

Banned because I too am starting a book club, were reading the picture of Dorian Gray
Banned for using the wrong "were" (it's we're). ;)

Banned for being in a book club that reads picture books.
Banned for under appreciating Dorian Gray.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #769 on: May 19, 2013, 07:52:47 PM »
Banned for double banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #770 on: May 19, 2013, 08:43:04 PM »
Banned for use of tautology in oc.net username.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #771 on: May 19, 2013, 09:00:08 PM »
Banned for use of tautology in oc.net username.

Banned for using the word "tautology" in public.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #772 on: May 23, 2013, 02:37:42 PM »
Banned for having a strange signature.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #773 on: May 23, 2013, 02:50:32 PM »
Banned for being a weed-smoking heterodox.
The user should probably be sleeping by now.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #774 on: May 23, 2013, 03:12:22 PM »
Banned because every time I try to form a picture in my mind of you I think of Timo Soini.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #775 on: May 23, 2013, 03:28:40 PM »
Banned for making me laugh out loud. Awesome!



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #776 on: May 23, 2013, 07:29:20 PM »
Banned for posting obscene pictures.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #777 on: May 24, 2013, 01:24:52 PM »
Banned for not giving me reasons to ban you. >:( ;D

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #778 on: May 24, 2013, 01:28:20 PM »
Banned for not giving me reasons to ban you. >:( ;D

Banned for lacking reason.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #779 on: May 24, 2013, 03:26:47 PM »
Banned for not giving me reasons to ban you. >:( ;D

Banned for lacking reason.

Banned for being reasonable on the Internet.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #780 on: September 17, 2013, 12:48:56 AM »
Banned for not giving me reasons to ban you. >:( ;D

Banned for lacking reason.

Banned for being reasonable on the Internet.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #781 on: September 17, 2013, 01:18:52 AM »
Banned for not being unreasonable.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #782 on: September 17, 2013, 01:22:16 AM »
Banned for requesting help holding up the world!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #783 on: September 17, 2013, 01:49:53 AM »
Banned for not helping your neighbor hold up the globe.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #784 on: September 17, 2013, 08:08:32 AM »
Banned for thinking you could hold the world on your own in the first place.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #785 on: September 17, 2013, 01:18:18 PM »
Banned just because.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #786 on: September 17, 2013, 01:19:59 PM »
Banned just because.
Banned for the perfect reason.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #787 on: September 17, 2013, 03:40:17 PM »
Banned because reasons.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #788 on: September 17, 2013, 04:15:18 PM »
Banned because reasons.
Banned for banning someone already banned.....just because.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #789 on: September 17, 2013, 07:31:01 PM »
Banned for having banned the banned just because he was banned before .

Say that three times fast and you are banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #790 on: September 17, 2013, 08:03:00 PM »
Banned for having banned the banned just because he was banned before .

Say that three times fast and you are banned.

Banned for being a Sinful Hypocrite.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #791 on: September 17, 2013, 08:17:00 PM »

Banned for being a Sinful Hypocrite.

Banned for be a papist
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #792 on: September 17, 2013, 10:12:35 PM »
Banned for being a baby that can type complete thoughts with perfect spelling.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #793 on: September 17, 2013, 10:26:24 PM »
Banned for posting exclamations of interrogation and/or bewilderment.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #794 on: September 17, 2013, 10:31:56 PM »
Banned for being a human, and as those with advanced intelligence know, humans are nothing more than "ugly giant bags of mostly water." 

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #795 on: September 18, 2013, 12:25:03 AM »
Banned for using a qwerty

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #796 on: September 18, 2013, 12:36:20 AM »
Banned for using a qwerty

Banned for confusing me with your reason for banning me!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #797 on: September 18, 2013, 01:46:11 AM »
Banned for holding up a cat.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #798 on: September 18, 2013, 02:19:43 AM »
Banned for seeing the inhumane in a cute cat moment.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #799 on: September 18, 2013, 05:05:00 AM »
Banned for seeing the inhumane in a cute cat moment.

Banned for having an avatar which violates the law of nature.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #800 on: September 18, 2013, 09:10:53 AM »
Banned for being a moderator and trying to enforce to laws of nature.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #801 on: September 18, 2013, 09:52:54 AM »
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #802 on: September 18, 2013, 11:02:55 AM »
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #803 on: September 18, 2013, 11:09:01 AM »
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #804 on: September 18, 2013, 11:10:26 AM »
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for not knowing what God can do.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #805 on: September 18, 2013, 11:18:13 AM »
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for not knowing what God can do.

Banned for the helluvit!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #806 on: September 18, 2013, 12:18:59 PM »
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.
Banned for thinking a emo guy with no super powers, all depressed in a cave, is better than the man of steel. :)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #807 on: September 18, 2013, 12:40:54 PM »
Banned for attempting to ban a moderator. Anyway, only God can ban moderators. He has the ultimate Ban-Hammer!

Banned for violating apophatic theology and claiming to know what God can do.

Banned for using a picture of Super Man as display picture, when Batman is clearly superior.
Banned for thinking a emo guy with no super powers, all depressed in a cave, is better than the man of steel. :)

Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right ::)) is better than this guy...
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #808 on: September 18, 2013, 09:14:52 PM »
Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right ::)) is better than this guy...

Banned ~!~


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #809 on: September 18, 2013, 10:24:18 PM »
Banned for thinking that a man of steel (yeah, right ::)) is better than this guy...

Banned ~!~



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