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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #630 on: November 08, 2012, 05:06:40 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #631 on: November 08, 2012, 05:13:41 PM »
I thought popery was that good smelling stuff?  ???  :P

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #632 on: November 08, 2012, 05:54:33 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #633 on: November 08, 2012, 06:26:21 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #634 on: November 08, 2012, 06:30:40 PM »
Banned for cleverness and making me laugh...

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #635 on: November 08, 2012, 06:31:54 PM »
A double ban-

Banned for laughing at cleverness- it's not American.

And a little late banning:
Banned for having a capital letter in the middle of your username!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #636 on: November 08, 2012, 06:38:10 PM »
A double ban-

Banned for laughing at cleverness- it's not American.

And a little late banning:
Banned for having a capital letter in the middle of your username!

Banned for having a problem with capital letters in the middle of usernames.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #637 on: November 08, 2012, 06:48:18 PM »
A double ban-

Banned for laughing at cleverness- it's not American.

And a little late banning:
Banned for having a capital letter in the middle of your username!

Banned for having a problem with capital letters in the middle of usernames.

Banned for promoting double prebandestination

Banned for libel- I never specified a place to which he was banned, and I certainly did not specify such before said banning.
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 06:48:52 PM by FormerReformer »
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #638 on: November 08, 2012, 08:42:20 PM »
Banned for having a non-canonical Icon as your avatar.

I like to think of it as extra-canonical, relatively speaking...  8)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #639 on: November 08, 2012, 08:58:46 PM »
Banned for having a non-canonical Icon as your avatar.

I like to think of it as extra-canonical, relatively speaking...  8)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #640 on: November 08, 2012, 09:00:46 PM »
Banned for cleverness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #641 on: November 08, 2012, 10:44:30 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for cleverness.

Banned for jocking Asteriktos


stay blessed,
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« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 10:45:34 PM by HabteSelassie »
"Yet stand aloof from stupid questionings and geneologies and strifes and fightings about law, for they are without benefit and vain." Titus 3:10

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #642 on: November 08, 2012, 11:06:56 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for cleverness.

Banned for jocking Asteriktos


stay blessed,
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #643 on: November 08, 2012, 11:10:32 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!



Banned for cleverness.

Banned for jocking Asteriktos


stay blessed,
habte selassie

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Banned for discovering my secret, that on forums I predate even the meme  :police:

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« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 11:13:45 PM by HabteSelassie »
"Yet stand aloof from stupid questionings and geneologies and strifes and fightings about law, for they are without benefit and vain." Titus 3:10

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #644 on: November 08, 2012, 11:12:33 PM »
Habte, Ashman, Severian, Asteriktos,

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #645 on: November 08, 2012, 11:14:13 PM »
Banned for using a four man rotation, rather than the typical five. Also:


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #646 on: November 08, 2012, 11:15:17 PM »
Banned for using a four man rotation, rather than the typical five. Also:



Banned for wanting to be included as two men.
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #647 on: November 08, 2012, 11:19:54 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for using a four man rotation, rather than the typical five. Also:



Banned for wanting to be included as two men.


Banned for hatin on a clever Will Smith meme  :laugh:

stay blessed,
habte selassie
« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 11:20:17 PM by HabteSelassie »
"Yet stand aloof from stupid questionings and geneologies and strifes and fightings about law, for they are without benefit and vain." Titus 3:10

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #648 on: November 08, 2012, 11:22:11 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for using a four man rotation, rather than the typical five. Also:



Banned for wanting to be included as two men.


Banned for hatin on a clever Will Smith meme  :laugh:

stay blessed,
habte selassie
Banned for hatin' on true Rastafari (an outgrowth of Evangelical Dispensational theology) by converting to Orthodoxy.
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #649 on: November 08, 2012, 11:22:53 PM »
Banned for distracting me from my paper.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #650 on: November 08, 2012, 11:23:58 PM »
Banned for distracting me from my paper.
Banned for checking the "Ban the Person Above" thread while working on a paper.
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #651 on: November 08, 2012, 11:28:46 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for distracting me from my paper.
Banned for checking the "Ban the Person Above" thread while working on a paper.

Banned for pretending that true Rastafari doesn't recognize the legitimacy of the Orthodox Church and that such Rastafari are in the fourth Mansion, even in Israel Vibration "Same Song" them sing, "Whether you're an Orthodox, or whether, your a Binghi Dread we all gonna sing the same song.."

stay blessed,
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« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 11:30:34 PM by HabteSelassie »
"Yet stand aloof from stupid questionings and geneologies and strifes and fightings about law, for they are without benefit and vain." Titus 3:10

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #652 on: November 08, 2012, 11:33:55 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for distracting me from my paper.
Banned for checking the "Ban the Person Above" thread while working on a paper.

Banned for pretending that true Rastafari doesn't recognize the legitimacy of the Orthodox Church and that such Rastafari are in the fourth Mansion, even in Israel Vibration "Same Song" them sing, "Whether you're an Orthodox, or whether, your a Binghi Dread we all gonna sing the same song.."

stay blessed,
habte selassie


Banned for including the wrong quote with the banning.
"Funny," said Lancelot, "how the people who can't pray say that prayers are not answered, however much the people who can pray say they are."  TH White

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #653 on: November 08, 2012, 11:34:51 PM »
Banned for banning the banned ban

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #654 on: November 08, 2012, 11:39:24 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for banning the banned ban

Bannannaanned banned banned bannananna banned for tripping me out and not getting back to work!

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« Last Edit: November 08, 2012, 11:41:36 PM by HabteSelassie »
"Yet stand aloof from stupid questionings and geneologies and strifes and fightings about law, for they are without benefit and vain." Titus 3:10

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #655 on: November 09, 2012, 06:52:17 PM »
Banned for blessing the banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #656 on: November 09, 2012, 08:16:16 PM »
Banned for blessing the banned.

Banned for banning a blessing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #657 on: November 09, 2012, 08:22:58 PM »
Banned for being a closet hoarder of knick knacks and paddy whacks and dog bones...

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #658 on: November 09, 2012, 10:03:55 PM »
Banned for implying melodist did not give a dog atlest one bone!

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« Reply #659 on: November 09, 2012, 10:25:46 PM »
Banned for implying melodist did not give a dog atlest one bone!

Banned for having a high enough opinion of me to believe that I am not the dog.
And FWIW, these are our Fathers too, you know.

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« Reply #660 on: November 10, 2012, 07:52:14 PM »
Banned for not liking bones.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #661 on: November 10, 2012, 08:00:47 PM »
Banned for quoting the NIV in your signature.
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« Reply #662 on: November 10, 2012, 08:25:43 PM »
Banned for having anonymous quote.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #663 on: November 11, 2012, 05:58:13 PM »
Banned for not recognizing the Nicene-Constantinopolitan creed

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #664 on: November 11, 2012, 06:01:08 PM »
Banned for not recognizing the Nicene-Constantinopolitan creed

Banned for being able to recognize the creed in any language but the holy Greek.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #665 on: November 11, 2012, 06:24:23 PM »
Greetings in that Divine and Most Precious Name of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!

Banned for not recognizing the Nicene-Constantinopolitan creed

Banned for being able to recognize the creed in any language but the holy Greek.

Banned for talking about the holy ελληνικά language by mentioning it in Latin characters.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #666 on: November 11, 2012, 06:27:20 PM »
Banned for non trinitarian forms of banishment

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #667 on: November 11, 2012, 06:31:18 PM »
Banned because the Ukraine is weak!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #668 on: November 11, 2012, 07:06:04 PM »
Banned for putting the chicken before the egg.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #669 on: November 11, 2012, 07:45:02 PM »
Banned for counting his chickens before they hatch

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #670 on: November 11, 2012, 08:00:58 PM »
Banned for hatching a scheme to capture two in the bush when you already have one in the hand!
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« Reply #671 on: November 11, 2012, 09:10:08 PM »
Banned for hatching a scheme to capture two in the bush when you already have one in the hand!

Banned for letting the right hand know what the left is doing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #672 on: November 11, 2012, 09:16:33 PM »
Banned for picking your friends and picking your nose but not picking your friends nose

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #673 on: November 12, 2012, 07:10:09 PM »
The servant of God Ashman618 is banned in the name of the Father,AMEN! and of the Son, AMEN!, and of the Holy Spirit AMEN!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #674 on: November 12, 2012, 07:39:54 PM »

Banned for not giving the reason for banning Ashman618