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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #585 on: October 01, 2012, 05:30:55 PM »
Banned for not knowing about Russophilia in the Russian Orthodox Greek Catholic Metropolia of America.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #586 on: October 01, 2012, 05:31:37 PM »
Banned for not knowing about Russophilia in the Russian Orthodox Greek Catholic Metropolia of America.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #587 on: October 01, 2012, 05:39:28 PM »
Banned for not knowing about Russophilia in the Russian Orthodox Greek Catholic Metropolia of America.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #588 on: October 01, 2012, 07:23:50 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #589 on: October 01, 2012, 07:42:55 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #590 on: October 01, 2012, 07:47:50 PM »
Banned for banning a member when you are only a jr. member!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #591 on: October 01, 2012, 08:17:04 PM »
Banned for banning a member when you are only a jr. member!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #592 on: October 03, 2012, 02:22:06 PM »
Banned for banning a member when you are only a jr. member!

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Banned for being starstruck.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #593 on: October 05, 2012, 02:08:49 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #594 on: October 05, 2012, 07:20:08 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #595 on: October 05, 2012, 07:41:06 PM »
Banned for wearing your clown outfit before halloween!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #596 on: November 01, 2012, 02:22:05 PM »
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #597 on: November 01, 2012, 02:49:27 PM »
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #598 on: November 01, 2012, 03:00:15 PM »
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #599 on: November 01, 2012, 03:05:03 PM »
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #600 on: November 02, 2012, 09:26:25 AM »
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

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Banned for having something Star Wars related in your avatar.

Banned for hating on Primuspilus's awesome Star Wars related avatar.
Banned for not using the existing S with an apostrophe afterwards when referencing my name :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #601 on: November 02, 2012, 01:47:41 PM »
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

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Banned for having something Star Wars related in your avatar.

Banned for hating on Primuspilus's awesome Star Wars related avatar.
Banned for not using the existing S with an apostrophe afterwards when referencing my name :)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #602 on: November 02, 2012, 10:26:02 PM »
Banned for not understanding the rules for forming possessives in English.

Banned for being a grammatical pharisee.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #603 on: November 02, 2012, 10:29:33 PM »
Banned for not understanding the rules for forming possessives in English.

Banned for being a grammatical pharisee.

Banned for contributing to the desecration of the English language.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #604 on: November 03, 2012, 06:31:01 PM »
Banned for contributing to the desecration of the English language.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #605 on: November 04, 2012, 06:42:24 PM »
Banned for being unconsecrated.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #606 on: November 04, 2012, 06:44:43 PM »
Banned for having an avatar that promotes humanism!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #607 on: November 04, 2012, 07:58:15 PM »
Banned for using an exclamatory sentence.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #608 on: November 04, 2012, 08:00:07 PM »
Banned for using an exclamatory sentence.
Banned for not recognizing the brilliance of Asteriktos :)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #609 on: November 05, 2012, 05:32:09 PM »
Banned for putting "Russian (OCA)" as your jurisdiction. Are you under OCA or ROCOR?
I am a Russian in the OCA, but belong to both jurisdictions. Banned for not recognizing Russian as an ethnicity.
Banned for being a closet Phyletist......not putting OCA (Russian) is outrage :)

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Banned for contradicting yourself and believing yourself to be related to a Hindu god. Are you trying to make a Hyperdox Herman ethnic-style joke?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #610 on: November 05, 2012, 06:40:37 PM »
Banned for ridiculing Hyperdoxism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #611 on: November 05, 2012, 06:58:44 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #612 on: November 07, 2012, 03:48:54 AM »
Banned for inventing new types of ism's

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #613 on: November 07, 2012, 07:53:14 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #614 on: November 07, 2012, 09:10:18 AM »
Banned for being awake too early.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #615 on: November 07, 2012, 09:40:23 AM »
Banned for being awake too early.

Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #616 on: November 07, 2012, 11:57:58 AM »
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #617 on: November 07, 2012, 12:32:43 PM »
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #618 on: November 07, 2012, 01:06:06 PM »
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

Banned for putting an "a**" into "assuming".

Banned for the number of your posts 373 and the number of your reply 616 both equaling 13

Banned for arithmomania.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #619 on: November 07, 2012, 03:41:40 PM »
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

Banned for putting an "a**" into "assuming".

Banned for the number of your posts 373 and the number of your reply 616 both equaling 13

Banned for arithmomania.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #620 on: November 07, 2012, 05:26:08 PM »
Banned for assuming that he wasn't up too late.

Banned for putting an "a**" into "assuming".

Banned for the number of your posts 373 and the number of your reply 616 both equaling 13

Banned for arithmomania.

Banned for not using the term triskaidekaphobia.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #621 on: November 07, 2012, 07:25:41 PM »
Banned for using nonsense words I never seen before or will ever again.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #622 on: November 08, 2012, 12:02:03 AM »
Banned for using nonsense words I never seen before or will ever again.

Banned for not predicting this:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #623 on: November 08, 2012, 12:05:47 AM »
Banned for having an odd number of posts.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #624 on: November 08, 2012, 01:44:05 AM »
Banned for having an odd number of posts.

Banned for having a normal number of posts.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #625 on: November 08, 2012, 01:50:51 AM »
Banned for being punny. :)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #626 on: November 08, 2012, 03:25:59 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #627 on: November 08, 2012, 04:22:26 PM »
Banned for having non-Latin alphabets in his avatar.

Banned for latinizing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #628 on: November 08, 2012, 04:54:49 PM »
Banned for having non-Latin alphabets in his avatar.

Banned for latinizing.

Banned for Romophobia.
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« Reply #629 on: November 08, 2012, 05:05:30 PM »
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