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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5130 on: February 25, 2016, 02:44:36 PM »
Banned for shooting him through the heart and giving love a bad name

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5131 on: February 25, 2016, 03:11:10 PM »
Banned for shooting him through the heart and giving love a bad name
Banned for missing a head-shot and thinking love can ever have a bad name.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5132 on: February 25, 2016, 03:40:07 PM »
Banned because what's love got to do, got to do with it?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5133 on: February 25, 2016, 05:10:07 PM »
Banned for accusing me of being extremely intolerant. You hippie ;)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5134 on: February 25, 2016, 05:17:18 PM »
Banned because all the hippies went to Canada.  Or too stoned to move there.  Neither of which am I.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5135 on: February 25, 2016, 05:24:34 PM »
Banned because all the hippies went to Canada.  Or too stoned to move there.  Neither of which am I.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5136 on: February 25, 2016, 05:26:23 PM »
Banned for looking down at Canada. At least we're not a laughing stock to the world.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5137 on: February 26, 2016, 02:35:58 AM »
Banned for not having a sense of humor. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5138 on: February 26, 2016, 10:08:17 AM »
Banned for requiring a sense of humor.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5139 on: February 26, 2016, 10:57:21 AM »
Banned for denying the natural humors which dictate our personalities!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5140 on: February 26, 2016, 11:49:35 AM »
Banned for using outdated science.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5141 on: February 26, 2016, 05:34:29 PM »
Banned for failing to see that science can only and always be updated and never fixed.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5142 on: February 27, 2016, 01:29:17 AM »
Banned for not updating the science.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5143 on: February 27, 2016, 01:37:43 AM »
Banned for participating in this forum.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5144 on: February 27, 2016, 03:04:37 AM »
Banned for hypocrisy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5145 on: February 27, 2016, 04:26:26 PM »
Banned for life.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5146 on: February 27, 2016, 04:29:34 PM »
Banned for life.

Banned for thinking this is life.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5147 on: February 27, 2016, 10:16:23 PM »
Is "being watched", might as well be banned altogether.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5148 on: February 29, 2016, 04:18:28 PM »
Is "being watched", might as well be banned altogether.

Banned for disrespecting Orwelles "1984" predictions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5149 on: March 22, 2016, 12:56:42 AM »
Banned for posting in this thread and forcing people (one of whom may or may not be named TheTrisagion) to view your despicable bannings.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5150 on: March 22, 2016, 09:31:30 AM »
Banned for getting my hopes up.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5151 on: March 22, 2016, 10:49:28 AM »
Banned for having hopes
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5152 on: March 22, 2016, 11:01:15 AM »
Banned for not making your ban more majestic and dumb sounding, like: "Verily do they say, 'abandon all hopes, ye who enter herein, for oc.net is near-brim-filled with depravity and spiritual death!'  And so, by the power of Athos skulls, I must needs now ban you forthwith from the kingdom of oc.net. Flee, flee for your lives, as you would from fire or a papist!"

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5153 on: March 22, 2016, 10:55:54 PM »
Banned for raising the OC Net to the status that we all fear and crave, or even think it is, deserves or wishes to be.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5154 on: March 29, 2016, 01:45:43 PM »
Banned for caving in to the crave of fear.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5155 on: March 29, 2016, 05:02:56 PM »
Banned for illicit clever word play.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5156 on: March 30, 2016, 06:46:16 PM »
Banned for succinct clever word jiggery pokery.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5157 on: March 30, 2016, 08:52:15 PM »
Banned for paraphrasing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5158 on: March 31, 2016, 03:17:16 PM »
Banned for paraphrasing.

Banned for no using [this species of parentheses]. For some reason, I associated it  with paraphrasing. I think you need a footnote or something. You can be sued for libel and all that. If you ever need a lawyer, I know this guy Saul Goodman. He can get you out of stuff like that. He switched his name to a Jewish name, so he paraphrases, too.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5159 on: March 31, 2016, 03:54:15 PM »
Banned for quoting Jewish lawyers.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5160 on: March 31, 2016, 07:47:40 PM »
Banned for saying wainscottbl was quoting Jewish lawyer when there were no quotes in his post.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5161 on: April 01, 2016, 12:49:28 AM »
Banned because Saul Goodman is not actually Jewish, nor is that his birth name. He took it because he felt people would hire a Jewish lawyer over a non-Jewish one.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5162 on: April 01, 2016, 07:34:54 AM »
Banned for misunderstanding.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5163 on: April 01, 2016, 02:22:05 PM »
Banned for understating the misunderstanding, even for being misunderstood.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5164 on: April 01, 2016, 03:25:24 PM »
Banned for being confusing.
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« Reply #5165 on: April 02, 2016, 04:44:33 AM »
Banned because brain misfiring. Acute neurological is this event. It seizure may partial be. Should tell likely doctor your. Follow convulsions may. It even brain cancer be may. See doctor a.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5166 on: April 02, 2016, 01:49:23 PM »
Banned for holding two mirrors up to my brain and reading my mind.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5167 on: April 03, 2016, 01:01:03 PM »
Banned for allowing mirrors when you know there is nothing there.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5168 on: May 04, 2016, 01:29:50 AM »
Banned for vampirism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5169 on: May 04, 2016, 11:44:37 AM »
Banned for using any -ism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5170 on: May 04, 2016, 12:07:22 PM »
Banned for not believing in -isms.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5171 on: May 07, 2016, 07:11:44 PM »
Banned for not believing in -isms.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5172 on: May 07, 2016, 08:45:26 PM »
Banned for not having a signature.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5173 on: May 07, 2016, 09:12:04 PM »
Banned for not having a signature.
I ain't banned yet.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5174 on: May 07, 2016, 11:05:25 PM »
Banned for not having a signature.
I ain't banned yet.

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