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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5085 on: November 04, 2015, 08:39:42 AM »
Banned for your obsession in keeping up on history and tying them to current events.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5086 on: November 04, 2015, 08:57:57 AM »
Banned for not having a short memory.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5087 on: November 04, 2015, 06:17:47 PM »
Banned because I'm not sure why a History addiction has anything to do with I posted (even if you didnt say it )

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5088 on: November 05, 2015, 09:49:22 AM »
Banned for promoting passions and addictions!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5089 on: November 06, 2015, 05:41:28 PM »
Banned for promoting passions and addictions!

Banned for denying you promote passions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5090 on: January 31, 2016, 12:34:27 AM »
Banned because Snape has died for the second time.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5091 on: January 31, 2016, 12:38:39 AM »
This would have been so perfect if a certain someone had been the last poster before your post, wainscottbl...
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5092 on: January 31, 2016, 01:35:40 AM »
This would have been so perfect if a certain someone had been the last poster before your post, wainscottbl...

I don't get it.  :o
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5093 on: January 31, 2016, 02:08:18 AM »
Banned for not knowing8)
"The bed is too short to stretch out on, the blanket too narrow to wrap around you." (Isa. 28:20)

"For because they wronged the simple, they shall be slain; and an inquisition shall ruin the ungodly." (Prov. 1:32 LXX)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5094 on: January 31, 2016, 03:44:23 AM »
Banned for implying that knowledge is equated with sunglass smilies.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5095 on: January 31, 2016, 05:45:55 AM »
Banned because of love.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5096 on: January 31, 2016, 05:53:30 AM »
Banned and purged, Stalinist partisan.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5097 on: January 31, 2016, 04:06:47 PM »
Banned and purged, Stalinist partisan.

Banned for not understanding Alexander Dugin's Stalinst affetions.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5098 on: January 31, 2016, 04:37:13 PM »
Banned and purged, Stalinist partisan.

Banned for not understanding Alexander Dugin's Stalinst affetions.


Banned for not purgeing yourself before coming out.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5099 on: January 31, 2016, 05:21:47 PM »
Banned and purged, Stalinist partisan.

Banned for not understanding Alexander Dugin's Stalinst affetions.


Banned for not purgeing yourself before coming out.

Banned for thinking  I need to bathe before coming out of the closet. What? Do you think hays filthy?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5100 on: January 31, 2016, 07:57:33 PM »
Banned for hagiographic heresy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5101 on: January 31, 2016, 08:19:32 PM »
Banned for being a junior member of this forum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5102 on: January 31, 2016, 11:42:27 PM »
Banned for communistically eating children.

Shame on you, Mr. Dzhugashvili.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5103 on: February 01, 2016, 01:10:21 AM »
Banned because I prefer

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5104 on: February 02, 2016, 06:55:07 PM »
Banned for advocating the eating of dogs. It's taboo in the West and in Orthodox lands.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5105 on: February 02, 2016, 07:04:20 PM »
Banned because even though I find nothing bad in him, I'm a dictator person anyways.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5106 on: February 07, 2016, 03:20:16 PM »
Banned for being a dick(tator).

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5107 on: February 07, 2016, 03:26:17 PM »
Banned for being a dick(tator).

Banned for dissing tator's.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5108 on: February 07, 2016, 04:01:53 PM »
Banned for not mentioning Fox 'Mr. Potato Head' Mulder

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5109 on: February 07, 2016, 04:29:18 PM »
Banned for not mentioning Fox 'Mr. Potato Head' Mulder
Banned for impersonating a moderator and claiming to ban people when you have no such powers.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5110 on: February 08, 2016, 03:04:42 PM »
Banned for precisely the same thing.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5111 on: February 10, 2016, 02:33:56 AM »
Banned for being too precise.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5112 on: February 11, 2016, 02:17:58 PM »
Banned for being too precise.
Banned for promoting obfuscation.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5113 on: February 18, 2016, 04:58:13 PM »
Banned for being too precise.
Banned for promoting obfuscation.

Banned for not listening to "Obscured by Clouds"
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5114 on: February 18, 2016, 06:47:13 PM »
Banned for being a sinful hypocrite
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5115 on: February 18, 2016, 06:49:19 PM »
Banned for being a sinful hypocrite

Banned for not being like the sinful hypocrites.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5116 on: February 19, 2016, 11:52:43 AM »
I begift to you a one way trip to the Bann'd Gud region of Cossackstan. You shall be given a horse with no name as your transport. Good luck!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5117 on: February 19, 2016, 09:12:25 PM »
Banned for sending someone to Timbuktu.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5118 on: February 20, 2016, 01:46:10 AM »
Banned for not providing transportation to Timbuktu.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5119 on: February 20, 2016, 01:55:45 AM »
Well you can tell your ma
That you're from Arkansas
But I just don't think she'd understand
And it's too bad we met
Here on oc net
Cause now I must declare you banned
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5120 on: February 20, 2016, 02:06:30 AM »
Banned for taking too long to get the point.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5121 on: February 20, 2016, 02:44:00 AM »
Banned for acutely implying there is a point, which there is, but you have not provided a way to find it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5122 on: February 24, 2016, 05:14:57 PM »
Banned for implying that he was a, cute.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5123 on: February 24, 2016, 05:17:36 PM »
You thought to man handle the English languages and go away scottish free? You can stuff your ploys in a sack, cause I ban you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5124 on: February 24, 2016, 05:20:52 PM »
You thought to man handle the English languages and go away scottish free? You can stuff your ploys in a sack, cause I ban you.

Banned for lumping the English and bagpipers together.
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« Reply #5125 on: February 24, 2016, 06:44:29 PM »
Haha!  Banned for there is no greater piper than an English-speaking one.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5126 on: February 24, 2016, 06:58:00 PM »
Banned for looking like Steve Jobs.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5127 on: February 24, 2016, 07:58:09 PM »
Banned for saying death to the world.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5128 on: February 25, 2016, 01:01:26 AM »
Banned for being anti-everything and extremely intolerant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5129 on: February 25, 2016, 01:19:47 PM »
Banned for loving everything and everyone.
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