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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5040 on: July 11, 2015, 03:11:25 AM »
Banned for not doubling his pleasure with some Doublemint Gum

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5041 on: July 11, 2015, 04:19:28 AM »
Banned for considering such quick-to-lose-its-flavor gum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5042 on: July 12, 2015, 05:05:26 PM »
Banned because Jesus never mentioned Gum losing it's flavor.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5043 on: July 12, 2015, 05:17:27 PM »
Banned for being sanctimonious and thinking Jesus whenever chew gum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5044 on: July 16, 2015, 06:46:14 PM »
Banned because I never chew gum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5045 on: July 17, 2015, 07:59:20 AM »
Banned for gumming up you whole life by never doing something you never did.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5046 on: July 17, 2015, 12:56:10 PM »
Banned for ignoring the fact that the current exchange rate for nothing-doing and lots-doing is near an all-time low, and thus it is much wiser to reserve your energy till the inevitable market correction happens. Then never doing something you never did can be avoided by doing lots and lots of nothing.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5047 on: July 18, 2015, 02:01:17 PM »
Banned for advocating something for nothing, and nothing for something.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5048 on: July 18, 2015, 02:30:09 PM »
Banned for advocating something for nothing, and nothing for something.
Banned for goat beard.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5049 on: July 20, 2015, 04:20:21 PM »
Banned for advocating something for nothing, and nothing for something.
Banned for goat beard.

Banned for being hung up on wires.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5050 on: September 06, 2015, 03:27:41 AM »
Banned for advocating something for nothing, and nothing for something.
Banned for goat beard.

Banned for being hung up on wires.
Banned for banning someone for being "hung up on wires".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5051 on: September 14, 2015, 10:49:29 AM »
Banned for banning me.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5052 on: October 08, 2015, 12:51:58 AM »
Banned because you deserve it.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5053 on: October 09, 2015, 09:10:30 AM »
Banned for running in circles as your band has been here banned before, as has banning judgement been banned before, when being banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5054 on: October 12, 2015, 03:54:19 PM »
Banned for confusing banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5055 on: October 16, 2015, 02:04:20 AM »
Banned because I just did like four hours of homework and I need a drink, but it is too late to open a bottle of wine, and the bourbon on the shelf is a Christmas gift....
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5056 on: October 16, 2015, 03:10:32 AM »
Banned for not opening a Christmas gift! No ye not that booze in the bottle does not get any better?

or

Banned for purchasing a Christmas gift far too early.

Take your pick.  Either way, you are BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5057 on: October 16, 2015, 01:20:00 PM »
Banned for habitual and incorrigible banning.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5058 on: October 16, 2015, 02:30:37 PM »
Banned for your toothless avatar and your nameless Christian name or whatever the J stands for.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5059 on: October 16, 2015, 11:59:51 PM »
Double banned for denticulated phobia and nominalism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5060 on: October 18, 2015, 12:34:58 AM »
Banned because John Locke is a tedious idiot since you mention nominalism.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5061 on: October 18, 2015, 02:24:53 AM »
Lock yourself up and throw away the key, for you are BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5062 on: October 18, 2015, 03:28:42 PM »
Banned for being witty. Nice play on words. Now go play with your words. Figure out the anagram:


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5063 on: October 23, 2015, 04:54:36 PM »
Banned for name puns that sound like bad 'Clue' characters.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5064 on: October 23, 2015, 08:18:41 PM »
Banned for name puns that sound like bad 'Clue' characters.

Banned because speaking of 'Clue'

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5065 on: October 24, 2015, 05:25:04 AM »
banned for bringing up that odd 90s trend of remaking classics set in high school.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5066 on: October 24, 2015, 06:13:40 AM »
Banned for not getting rich with a new high school themed movie script.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5067 on: October 24, 2015, 06:49:39 PM »
banned for beards

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5068 on: October 24, 2015, 08:34:05 PM »
Banned for baby faces.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5069 on: October 25, 2015, 04:26:22 AM »
Banned for Ageism
 

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5070 on: October 26, 2015, 07:53:06 PM »
banned for bringing up that odd 90s trend of remaking classics set in high school.

Banned because I agree if they ever make a remake of The Breakfast Club.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5071 on: October 28, 2015, 05:12:59 PM »
Banned for putting that idea in words.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5072 on: October 28, 2015, 05:14:50 PM »
Banned for having the same name as my cat
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5073 on: October 28, 2015, 05:33:58 PM »
Banned because I'm a dog person and not a fan of cats.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5074 on: October 28, 2015, 10:12:50 PM »
Banned for preferring dog meat to cat meat.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5075 on: October 29, 2015, 01:14:16 PM »
Banned for preferring dog meat to cat meat.

BANNED for the shocking revelation  :o

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5076 on: October 29, 2015, 05:21:52 PM »
banned for capitalization

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5077 on: October 29, 2015, 08:46:11 PM »
Banned for bad grammar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5078 on: October 30, 2015, 12:27:21 AM »
Banned for handing out broken gramophones.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5079 on: October 30, 2015, 07:07:47 AM »
Banned for mentioning someone still apparently sells those.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5080 on: October 30, 2015, 07:25:34 AM »
Banned for not turning in fugitive cats for summary execution.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5081 on: October 30, 2015, 04:41:27 PM »
Banned because I was just a passerby and had no affiliation with said kittens

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5082 on: November 01, 2015, 09:24:43 AM »
Banned for going to the dogs!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5083 on: November 01, 2015, 01:51:39 PM »
Banned for this thread terrorizing my notifications every day.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5084 on: November 02, 2015, 04:03:20 PM »
Banned for disliking our thoughtfulness of keeping you updated.