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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4995 on: June 29, 2015, 06:01:22 PM »
Double ban: Banned for not being athletic, where no thinking occurs, sport; and banned for thinking miniature golf is not athletic.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4996 on: June 29, 2015, 06:05:35 PM »
Banned for double banning.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4997 on: June 29, 2015, 06:14:19 PM »
banned for banning a person who has somehow decided I have no interest in sports  :laugh:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4998 on: June 29, 2015, 11:06:04 PM »
Banned because I'm back.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4999 on: June 30, 2015, 08:39:24 PM »
Banned for being a patriotic christian, which is impossible .
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« Reply #5000 on: June 30, 2015, 09:20:09 PM »
Banned for believing in the impossible. :laugh:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5001 on: July 01, 2015, 01:26:44 AM »
Banned for lacking faith.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5002 on: July 01, 2015, 09:02:33 AM »
Banned for having an unkempt beard

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5003 on: July 04, 2015, 01:31:54 AM »
Banned for nor having a beard, you Western scum.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5004 on: July 04, 2015, 01:51:57 AM »
Banned for showing your face on this thread again.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5005 on: July 04, 2015, 11:48:27 PM »
Banned because I argued politics with a Peruvian woman, drank wine, watched fireworks, kissed her hand, comforted my dog who hates noise, drank more wine, and is still drinking wine, but not drunk, because he drinks like a European, and has a high tolerance level. Cheers!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5006 on: July 05, 2015, 12:15:36 AM »
Banned because your dog has higher tolerance than you, you lightweight Peruvian handkisser!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5007 on: July 05, 2015, 12:35:07 AM »
Banned because the pity was that she was older and it was all in fun. Alas, if she were young!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5008 on: July 05, 2015, 09:17:09 AM »
Banned for lusting after cougars.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5009 on: July 05, 2015, 01:12:47 PM »
Banned for lusting after cougars.

Banned for making me smile. But the couple are very much in love. She is a Peruvian beauty (well, relatively since she is in her late 40s or early 50s), her husband 20 years older; they met online. My dad jokes she is a mail order bride. But is always beautiful to see people in love. They married back in the 70s. I know they had computers back then, but I learned that had the internet back then, though it was primitive. Besides, I'm that cat. I'm a lion in bravery, the knight-errant Don Quixote, and a tiger in getting girls. [actually, he's a shy kitty cat, says Truth].

Anyway, banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5010 on: July 05, 2015, 06:10:34 PM »
Banned for giving me the vapors!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5011 on: July 05, 2015, 11:17:33 PM »
Banned for putting a match to your vapors

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5012 on: July 05, 2015, 11:49:45 PM »
Banned for conflating,confounding and confusing one's vapors.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5013 on: July 06, 2015, 01:25:22 AM »
Banned and confounded to flames of woe for ever, as per the Latin part of the Sequence of their funeral liturgy:

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« Reply #5014 on: July 07, 2015, 08:40:35 PM »
Banned for quoting Latin funeral sequences.
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« Reply #5015 on: July 08, 2015, 12:18:31 AM »
Banned for not enjoying Broadway dance sequences.
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« Reply #5016 on: July 08, 2015, 01:22:10 PM »
Banned for not enjoying Broadway dance sequences.

And for not enjoying Broadway dance sequences.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5017 on: July 08, 2015, 03:41:09 PM »
Meh, be banned, and go!
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« Reply #5018 on: July 08, 2015, 05:00:51 PM »
Banned, because Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the first said so.
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« Reply #5019 on: July 08, 2015, 05:29:06 PM »
Banned, because Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the first said so.

Banned for being a subject of a pretender monarch, rather than the true Stuart. Banned, filthy Jacobin
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5020 on: July 08, 2015, 06:11:07 PM »
Banned, because Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the first said so.

Banned for being a subject of a pretender monarch, rather than the true Stuart. Banned, filthy Jacobin

BANNED and cast out into the darkness for disobeying her majesty.  8)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5021 on: July 08, 2015, 06:22:55 PM »
Banned, because Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the first said so.

Banned for being a subject of a pretender monarch, rather than the true Stuart. Banned, filthy Jacobin

BANNED and cast out into the darkness for disobeying her majesty.  8)

Banned for monarchy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5022 on: July 08, 2015, 08:30:30 PM »
Banned for believing the lies about truth justice and the american way, besides the fact that america is a continent,not a country.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5023 on: July 08, 2015, 08:58:24 PM »
America, America, God shed disgrace on thee!
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« Reply #5024 on: July 08, 2015, 09:00:24 PM »
BANNED. I'm a supporter of the monarchy, but I'm also a fan of The United State of America, the beloved child of the Great British Empire  ;D

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5025 on: July 09, 2015, 06:12:25 AM »
Banned because God hates America... But don't be too upset, he hates the world too. He kind of Kansas though.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5026 on: July 09, 2015, 07:22:21 AM »
BANNED. I'm a supporter of the monarchy, but I'm also a fan of The United State of America, the beloved child of the Great British Empire  ;D

Let's keep that our secret. Part of the Good Old USA figures Spain, your natural rival, had a hand in it as well.
And when it comes to Orthodoxy Constantinople think Russia still has their name in the game.
Silly Old World!
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« Reply #5027 on: July 09, 2015, 04:24:18 PM »
BANNED, for saying that God hates the world.

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« Reply #5028 on: July 09, 2015, 05:29:59 PM »
Fear fills the forum, for the Lord has come,
Let all lament his bans!
Let every poster, prepare for doom,
As the crushing ban hammer falls,
As the crushing ban hammer falls,
As the crushing, the crushing, ban hammer falls!
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« Reply #5029 on: July 09, 2015, 08:00:21 PM »
Fear fills the forum, for the Lord has come,
Let all lament his bans!
Let every poster, prepare for doom,
As the crushing ban hammer falls,
As the crushing ban hammer falls,
As the crushing, the crushing, ban hammer falls!

Banned for writing something that looks like the Confutatis from  the traditional Catholic Requiem Mass

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #5030 on: July 09, 2015, 09:32:19 PM »
Banned for giving Justin more ideas
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« Reply #5031 on: July 09, 2015, 10:43:21 PM »
Banned for giving Justin more ideas

Justin? Just in: #Banned!
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« Reply #5032 on: July 10, 2015, 08:54:38 PM »
Banned for giving Justin more ideas

Justin? Just in: #Banned!

Banned for being in Justin.
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« Reply #5033 on: July 10, 2015, 09:08:52 PM »
You mess with the bull, you get the ban!


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« Reply #5034 on: July 10, 2015, 10:10:06 PM »
Banned for being bullish on hypocrites.
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« Reply #5035 on: July 11, 2015, 12:39:15 AM »
Banned because I have some form of writer's block and I'm not sure what I have written is good or not. Sometimes you need drama. Melodrama, however, is juvenile.
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« Reply #5036 on: July 11, 2015, 12:51:30 AM »
Banned for poor writing.  Better to place your head on the block and it will be over soon.
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« Reply #5037 on: July 11, 2015, 01:51:13 AM »
Banned for overreacting! I've been experimenting on you people for twelve years now with poor writing (sometimes even intentional!) and I'm still doing just well enough to stay alive fine.

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« Reply #5038 on: July 11, 2015, 02:12:57 AM »
Banned for overreacting! I've been experimenting on you people for twelve years now with poor writing (sometimes even intentional!) and I'm still doing just well enough to stay alive fine.

Banned for not doing good enough. Banned for not doing no good.
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« Reply #5039 on: July 11, 2015, 02:29:16 AM »
Banned for doubling the negativity.
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