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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #495 on: August 06, 2012, 12:29:25 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #496 on: August 06, 2012, 12:31:07 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #497 on: August 06, 2012, 12:37:12 AM »
NVM!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #498 on: August 06, 2012, 12:39:11 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #499 on: August 06, 2012, 12:39:30 AM »
Beautiful. Seriously.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #500 on: August 06, 2012, 12:41:40 AM »
NVM!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #501 on: August 06, 2012, 12:43:29 AM »
Take a wild guess.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #502 on: August 06, 2012, 12:44:45 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #503 on: August 06, 2012, 12:46:42 AM »
Disobedience.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #504 on: August 06, 2012, 12:48:11 AM »
Banned for use of sentence fragments.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #505 on: August 06, 2012, 01:00:47 AM »
Banned for using proper grammar.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #506 on: August 06, 2012, 01:05:28 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #507 on: August 06, 2012, 02:48:17 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #508 on: August 06, 2012, 02:53:48 PM »
banned for wanting a Boon.

GBU ;D
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #509 on: August 11, 2012, 12:41:18 AM »
Banned for having a username that I am unsure how to pronounce!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #510 on: August 11, 2012, 12:45:06 AM »
Banned for having an obscure username.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #511 on: August 11, 2012, 12:51:19 AM »
Banned for having an obscure username.

Banned for not knowing that my username is an accurate description of me, taken from the Greek language, for Asteriktos in Greek means "big manly stud muffin," from "aster" meaning big or exceptional, and "riktos" meaning manly muffin.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #512 on: August 11, 2012, 02:00:40 AM »
Banned for loose translation of the Greek.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #513 on: August 11, 2012, 03:55:31 AM »
Banned for having an obscure username.

Banned for not knowing that my username is an accurate description of me, taken from the Greek language, for Asteriktos in Greek means "big manly stud muffin," from "aster" meaning big or exceptional, and "riktos" meaning manly muffin.
Y'know, I just realized this thread isn't titled "ban the user directly above.

Banned for not knowing that I've been here long enough to know what your Schwarzenegger loving SN is supposed to mean.

Banned for loose translation of the Greek.
Banned for not translating Greek loosely enough. What kind of English speaker are you?
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #514 on: August 11, 2012, 04:58:40 AM »
Banned for not translating Greek loosely enough. What kind of English speaker are you?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #515 on: August 11, 2012, 05:03:26 AM »
Banned for submitting a swan song and not leaving.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #516 on: August 11, 2012, 05:05:20 AM »
Banned for making me realizing I'm touchy-feely ;)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #517 on: August 11, 2012, 05:06:24 AM »
Banned for having a higher posting average than myself.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #518 on: August 11, 2012, 09:11:03 AM »
Banned for heresy.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #519 on: August 11, 2012, 12:35:57 PM »
Banned because I cannot pronounce your member name (at least not well).
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #520 on: August 11, 2012, 12:46:18 PM »
Banned because you cannot pronounce Nigula Qian Zishi well.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #521 on: August 11, 2012, 03:32:54 PM »
Banned because your username makes me giggle. (I'm such a child.)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #522 on: August 11, 2012, 03:44:05 PM »
Banned for childish behavior.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #523 on: August 11, 2012, 03:46:30 PM »
Banned for being too serious.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #524 on: August 11, 2012, 03:59:45 PM »
Banned for not taking this thread seriously.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #525 on: August 12, 2012, 03:31:38 PM »
Banned for posting "Yesterday at 03:59:45 PM."

Banned for not having an avatar  ;)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #526 on: August 12, 2012, 03:33:22 PM »
Banned for having a clock wrongly set. It was 21:59.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #527 on: August 12, 2012, 04:21:15 PM »
Banned for confusing us Americans into thinking you're in the army (unless you actually are in the army.)

And Scamandrius is preemptively banned for banning me for promoting stereotypes about Americans.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #528 on: August 12, 2012, 06:03:41 PM »
Banned for not knowing that the way our military (not just the army) keeps time is the normal way for keeping time in some parts of the world.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #529 on: August 12, 2012, 06:13:55 PM »
BAN for stating every word in your jurisdiction's official title, instead of simply stating that you're "Antiochian".  ;)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #530 on: August 12, 2012, 06:16:35 PM »
Banned for thinking that OCA is Antiochian.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #531 on: August 12, 2012, 06:17:02 PM »
Banned for not knowing that the way our military (not just the army) keeps time is the normal way for keeping time in some parts of the world.

And I do know this, ftr.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #532 on: August 12, 2012, 06:18:39 PM »
Banned for knowing this.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #533 on: August 12, 2012, 06:23:52 PM »
Banned for condemning knowledge.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #534 on: August 12, 2012, 08:46:05 PM »
banned for being a copt :-P

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« Reply #535 on: August 12, 2012, 08:51:17 PM »
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for being racist.

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« Reply #536 on: August 12, 2012, 08:52:19 PM »
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for being racist.
banned for only having 100 posts, but being here so long

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #537 on: August 12, 2012, 08:52:38 PM »
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for not knowing that I am only half Egyptian-Coptic (though, I am fully Orthodox ;)).
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #538 on: August 12, 2012, 08:54:09 PM »
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for not knowing that I am only half Egyptian-Coptic (though, I am fully Orthodox ;)).
banned for being a Nestorian in regards to yourself :P

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #539 on: August 12, 2012, 08:56:51 PM »
banned for being a copt :-P
Banned for not knowing that I am only half Egyptian-Coptic (though, I am fully Orthodox ;)).
banned for being a Nestorian in regards to yourself :P
Banned for claiming to be banned.