Author Topic: Ban the person above  (Read 401041 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline scamandrius

  • A man of many, many turns
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,196
  • Faith: Greek Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: DOWAMA of AANA
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4860 on: March 23, 2015, 01:32:04 PM »
Banned for using Twain to discredit sacred Germany and her beautiful language!
Da quod iubes et iube quod vis.

Offline Cyrillic

  • Laser Basileus.
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 13,707
  • St. Theodoret of Cyrrhus, pray for us!
  • Jurisdiction: But my heart belongs to Finland
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4861 on: March 23, 2015, 01:35:19 PM »
sacred Germany

LOL.

and her beautiful language!

LOL x2

You're banned because of this nonsense.

Offline scamandrius

  • A man of many, many turns
  • Merarches
  • ***********
  • Posts: 9,196
  • Faith: Greek Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: DOWAMA of AANA
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4862 on: March 23, 2015, 01:37:08 PM »
sacred Germany

LOL.

and her beautiful language!

LOL x2

You're banned because of this nonsense.

Banned for not comprehending sarcasm (about the language, not about the country.)
Da quod iubes et iube quod vis.

Online Asteriktos

  • Hypatos
  • *****************
  • Posts: 36,241
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4863 on: March 23, 2015, 02:02:46 PM »

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4864 on: March 23, 2015, 06:03:09 PM »
sacred Germany

LOL.

and her beautiful language!

LOL x2

You're banned because of this nonsense.

Banned for not comprehending sarcasm

(about the language, not about the country.)

Banned for not realizing that Dutch have no concept of sarcasm whatsoever.  Like Germans.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4865 on: March 24, 2015, 02:32:05 PM »
- A Tramp A broad

Banned for redundancy.

Banned because being redundant in the shadow of Sam Clemens is just fine with me.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline LenInSebastopol

  • Dimly Illumined
  • Protokentarchos
  • *********
  • Posts: 3,595
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4866 on: March 24, 2015, 04:49:53 PM »
Banned for missing the Mark, where Two shall never make music.
God is The Creator of All Free Beings

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4867 on: March 25, 2015, 05:22:06 PM »
Banned for missing the Mark, where Two shall never make music.

Oh. you mean Shania Twain is the tramp. BANNED
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4868 on: March 26, 2015, 12:23:42 AM »
Banned for feeling like a woman.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline Porter ODoran

  • PHILIA NIKA
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 11,574
  • St. John the Beloved, pray for me
  • Faith: Eastern Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: GOAA
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4869 on: March 26, 2015, 01:36:38 AM »
Banned for having twice my number of posts.
"Love ... is an abyss of illumination, a mountain of fire ... . It is the condition of angels, the progress of eternity" (Climacus).

Quote from: Seekingtrue
Yes we who are far from sainthood we can recognize a living saint and I'm talking from personal experience.Yes they are gentle soo gentle it can not be described it is like gentleness and humility in one and also they have this light this energy it's beyond words...and when you are near them you feel ecstatic and very happy

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4870 on: March 26, 2015, 01:55:18 AM »
Banned for not being good at 'rithmetic.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4871 on: March 26, 2015, 02:19:03 PM »
Banned for not being good at 'rithmetic.

I didnt know that was a requirement , what I do know is it adds up to you being banned.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4872 on: March 27, 2015, 12:18:26 AM »
A house divided will not BAN.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Online Asteriktos

  • Hypatos
  • *****************
  • Posts: 36,241
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4873 on: March 27, 2015, 12:29:18 AM »
So, hecma, are you OK?
Are you OK hecma?
hecma, are you OK?
(will you tell us, that you're OK)
So, hecma, are you OK?
Are you OK hecma?
You've been hit by
You've been banned by
A smooth criminal

Offline minasoliman

  • Mr., Sir, Dude, Guy, Male, tr. Minas in Greek, Menes in white people Egyptologists :-P
  • Section Moderator
  • Stratopedarches
  • *****
  • Posts: 20,000
  • Pray for me Sts. Mina & Kyrillos for my interviews
  • Faith: Oriental Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: Coptic
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4874 on: March 27, 2015, 12:54:57 AM »
You are not a smooth criminal.  Banned!
Vain existence can never exist, for "unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain." (Psalm 127)

If the faith is unchanged and rock solid, then the gates of Hades never prevailed in the end.

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4875 on: March 27, 2015, 01:02:33 AM »
It doesn't matter if you're black or white.  But it does matter if you are banned.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline Minnesotan

  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 3,329
  • Milo Thatch is the ONLY Milo for me. #FreeAtlantis
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4876 on: March 27, 2015, 01:06:54 AM »
It doesn't matter if you're black or white.  But it does matter if you are banned.

Because you're banned, you're banned, come on, really really banned.
I'm not going to be posting as much on OC.Net as before. I might stop in once in a while though. But I've come to realize that real life is more important.

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4877 on: March 27, 2015, 05:06:56 PM »
Your banned until you personally count up those lakes, come on, really do you believe everything you read from the state.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline byhisgrace

  • AOCB
  • Site Supporter
  • OC.net guru
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,259
  • Memory Eternal to my Younger Brother
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: GOARCH
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4878 on: March 27, 2015, 07:52:02 PM »
Banned for judging a person based on his home state.
Oh Holy Apostle, St. John, pray for us

Offline LenInSebastopol

  • Dimly Illumined
  • Protokentarchos
  • *********
  • Posts: 3,595
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4879 on: March 27, 2015, 09:46:06 PM »
Banned for banning parochially and not regionally
« Last Edit: March 27, 2015, 09:47:05 PM by LenInSebastopol »
God is The Creator of All Free Beings

Online Asteriktos

  • Hypatos
  • *****************
  • Posts: 36,241
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4880 on: March 27, 2015, 09:53:20 PM »
Banned for saying 'parochially' when you should have been thinking about pierogies.

Offline Jonathan Gress

  • Taxiarches
  • **********
  • Posts: 5,541
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4881 on: March 27, 2015, 09:54:24 PM »
Banned for thinking about pierogis during Lent

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4882 on: March 28, 2015, 12:13:14 AM »
Banned for not eating sauerkraut pierogis.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4883 on: March 28, 2015, 03:22:43 PM »
Banned for not serving them with tzatziki sauce, I'm hungry!
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4884 on: March 29, 2015, 12:18:03 AM »
Banned for wasting tzatziki on Polish wontons.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4885 on: March 30, 2015, 03:56:01 PM »
Banned for wasting tzatziki on Polish wontons.

Banned because your Chinese restaurant has a polish cook.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Online Asteriktos

  • Hypatos
  • *****************
  • Posts: 36,241
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4886 on: March 31, 2015, 09:11:55 AM »
Banned for disliking clean kitchens. Why would you not want the cook to polish things in there?

Offline LenInSebastopol

  • Dimly Illumined
  • Protokentarchos
  • *********
  • Posts: 3,595
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4887 on: March 31, 2015, 09:20:40 AM »
Banned for not cooking on copper bottom pans.
God is The Creator of All Free Beings

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4888 on: April 01, 2015, 12:05:33 AM »
Banned for not cooking on all-copper pans, ya cheapskate.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline wainscottbl

  • Swine of the Sheep
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,943
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4889 on: April 01, 2015, 02:27:15 AM »
<<<<<-----Banned because I am being "watched"

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
                                                             -Aristotle



Mor Ephrem, section moderator[/b][/color]

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4890 on: April 01, 2015, 02:48:47 AM »
Banned for being too boring to bother watching.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4891 on: April 01, 2015, 04:14:49 PM »
Banned because that would make a great reality tv show, even though I wouldn't watch it.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline wainscottbl

  • Swine of the Sheep
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,943
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4892 on: April 01, 2015, 11:49:51 PM »
Banned for not watching me take a shower. I might slip, and you'd feel bad if I died. Now I wait for Mor to made one of his snide remarks....
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
                                                             -Aristotle



Mor Ephrem, section moderator[/b][/color]

Online Asteriktos

  • Hypatos
  • *****************
  • Posts: 36,241
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4893 on: April 01, 2015, 11:52:25 PM »
Mor couldn't be bothered to comment, so instead he paid me to come in here and ban you. Don't let the thwomp hit you on the way out!

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4894 on: April 02, 2015, 12:22:16 AM »
Banned for being paid off by the Indian mob, you crook.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline wainscottbl

  • Swine of the Sheep
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,943
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4895 on: April 02, 2015, 01:29:09 AM »
Banned and I payed someone to kill you. You gonna be sleepin with the fishes.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
                                                             -Aristotle



Mor Ephrem, section moderator[/b][/color]

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4896 on: April 02, 2015, 01:56:45 AM »
Banned for not paying a tutor.  Ya needs one.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline wainscottbl

  • Swine of the Sheep
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,943
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4897 on: April 02, 2015, 03:12:30 AM »
Banned 'cause I gonna feed ya to my dogs now, dawg.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
                                                             -Aristotle



Mor Ephrem, section moderator[/b][/color]

Offline hecma925

  • Non-clairvoyant, but you can call me Elder
  • Toumarches
  • ************
  • Posts: 14,226
  • Unbreakable! He's alive, dammit! It's a MIRACLE!
  • Faith: Truthful Chalcedonian Truther
  • Jurisdiction: Candle-lighting Cross Kisser
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4898 on: April 02, 2015, 03:15:54 AM »
Banned for eating dogs and not dogfish.
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

Once Christ has filled the Cross, it can never be empty again.

"But God doesn't need your cookies!  Arrive on time!"

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4899 on: April 02, 2015, 02:53:56 PM »
Banned because Granny says she only serves crawdads and catfish.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline wainscottbl

  • Swine of the Sheep
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,943
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4900 on: April 02, 2015, 06:49:31 PM »
Banned for making me think of my granny, God rest her soul.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
                                                             -Aristotle



Mor Ephrem, section moderator[/b][/color]

Offline Sinful Hypocrite

  • Everyday I am critical of others. Every day I make similar mistakes. Every day I am a hypocrite.
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,292
  • The Lord helps those who help others
  • Faith: Orthodox
  • Jurisdiction: God
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4901 on: April 03, 2015, 02:59:18 PM »
Banned for only thinking of Granny when you think of her vittles.
The Lord gathers his sheep, I fear I am a goat. Lord have mercy.

"A Christian is someone who follows and worships a perfectly good God who revealed his true face through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus of Nazareth.“

Offline wainscottbl

  • Swine of the Sheep
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,943
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4902 on: April 03, 2015, 03:34:48 PM »
Banned because my granny's vittles, or wittles rather to speak in Dickensian peasant terms, were delicious. Now bring me some wittles or I'll eat your heart and liver out.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
                                                             -Aristotle



Mor Ephrem, section moderator[/b][/color]

Offline LenInSebastopol

  • Dimly Illumined
  • Protokentarchos
  • *********
  • Posts: 3,595
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4903 on: April 03, 2015, 03:47:57 PM »
Banned because my granny's vittles, or wittles rather to speak in Dickensian peasant terms, were delicious. Now bring me some wittles or I'll eat your heart and liver out.



Double ban: misspelling victuals
and disparaging eating his heart & liver, typical British fair!
God is The Creator of All Free Beings

Offline wainscottbl

  • Swine of the Sheep
  • Archon
  • ********
  • Posts: 2,943
Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4904 on: April 03, 2015, 04:22:36 PM »
Banned because I am spelling it like  the unlearned Dickensian holy fool, not like the wise winners of spelling bees.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
                                                             -Aristotle



Mor Ephrem, section moderator[/b][/color]