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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4815 on: March 06, 2015, 03:09:42 PM »
Banned for not being inventive.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4816 on: March 06, 2015, 04:00:28 PM »
Banned for inventing.



If you grew up in the 90s you will understand. Otherwise, you're banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4817 on: March 06, 2015, 07:24:24 PM »
Banned for thinking growing up in the '90s is of any consequence.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4818 on: March 06, 2015, 09:07:52 PM »
Banned for no knowing first principles, and speaking according to second ones as if they were first principles.

Accidental fact: I grew up in the 90s.
Connecting fact: Rugrats took place in the 90s
First principle: Growing up in the 90s would allow you to  understand the picture

You may have to read that a few times, and even then......





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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4819 on: March 07, 2015, 01:11:28 AM »
Banned for needing to explain a cartoon that is easily understood.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4820 on: March 07, 2015, 01:58:26 AM »
Dooo  dodooo  dododoo  doo dodooo dodoo
Dooo  dodooo  dododoo  doo dodooo dodoo

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4821 on: March 07, 2015, 02:35:56 AM »
Banned for revealing a non-secret, Mr. Honker Burger Chef!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4822 on: March 07, 2015, 03:50:02 AM »
Banned by the order of the Soviet Union that has been gone for 20+ but is still banning people because Russia is eevul
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4823 on: March 07, 2015, 04:12:52 AM »
Banned because you would believe something like that, Kentuckian.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4824 on: March 07, 2015, 04:53:53 AM »
Banned because I am telling the truth. Then again

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4825 on: March 07, 2015, 05:50:28 AM »
Nicholson is more man than you and he only pretended to be a Marine.  Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4826 on: March 07, 2015, 04:14:16 PM »
Nicholson is more man than you and he only pretended to be a Marine.  Banned.

Banned because Mor is not a marine, unless you count bobbing for apples.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4827 on: March 07, 2015, 05:22:00 PM »
Banned for mentioning that lame children's game. Come on, this is oc.net! Might I suggest:

- Bobbing for thumbtacks and sewing needles (must get at least 4 of each to 'win')
- Pin the knife on the blindfolded & tied-up brother-in-law (loudest 'ooooh owwww' from the crowd wins)
- Hit the human-piñata with the aluminum baseball bat (you get to keep any objects that fall out of their pockets, as well as any gifts they promise you to get you to stop)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4828 on: March 07, 2015, 05:45:23 PM »
Banned for mentioning that lame children's game. Come on, this is oc.net! Might I suggest:

- Bobbing for thumbtacks and sewing needles (must get at least 4 of each to 'win')
- Pin the knife on the blindfolded & tied-up brother-in-law (loudest 'ooooh owwww' from the crowd wins)
- Hit the human-piñata with the aluminum baseball bat (you get to keep any objects that fall out of their pockets, as well as any gifts they promise you to get you to stop)

Banned for condoning the torture techniques used by Marines at Guantanamo.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4829 on: March 07, 2015, 06:04:44 PM »
Banned for using quotes as evidence to ban someone.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4830 on: March 07, 2015, 06:26:31 PM »
Banned for making peace when he's on this page

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4831 on: March 07, 2015, 07:31:26 PM »
Banned for seeking the peace of this world.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4832 on: March 07, 2015, 07:51:00 PM »
Banned for seeking peace in the next
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4833 on: March 07, 2015, 10:36:40 PM »
Yet again you seek a ban?  Fear not, my bans are relentless and unending.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4834 on: March 08, 2015, 08:57:30 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4835 on: March 08, 2015, 03:54:12 PM »
Mcdonald's security has been banned from this site and so have you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4836 on: March 08, 2015, 06:25:46 PM »
Banned because now I want some chicken nuggets
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4837 on: March 08, 2015, 06:26:54 PM »
Simple: ban desire.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4838 on: March 09, 2015, 02:43:30 AM »
Banned for being a simpleton.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4839 on: March 10, 2015, 04:43:31 PM »
Banned for being a simpleton.

Banned because you must respect the Mayor of Simpleton, besides it is a great song.

The Mayor of Simpleton
Song by XTC

Never been near a university,
Never took a paper or a learned degree,
And some of your friends think that's stupid of me,
But it's nothing that I care about.
Well I don't know how to tell the weight of the sun,
And of mathematics well I want none,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you.
When their logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
I can't have been there when brains were handed round
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Or get past the cover of your books profound,
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
And some of your friends thinks it's really unsound,
That you're ever seen talking to me.
Well I don't know how to write a big hit song,
And all crossword puzzles well I just shun,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you.

I'm not proud of the fact that I never learned much,
Just feel I should say,
what you get is all real,
I can't put on an act,
It takes brains to do that anyway. (And anyway...)

And I can't unravel riddles, problems and puns,
How the home computer has me on the run,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you (I love you).

If depth of feeling is a currency,
(please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton),
Then I'm the man who grew the money tree,
(no Chain of Office and no hope of getting one).
Some of your friends are too brainy to see,
That they're paupers and that's how they'll stay.

Well I don't know how many pounds make up a ton,
Of all the Nobel prizes that I've never won,
And I may be the Mayor of Simpleton,
But I know one thing,
And that's I love you.

When all logic grows cold and all thinking gets done,
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor of Simpleton.
You'll be warm in the arms of the Mayor.
(Please be upstanding for the Mayor of Simpleton.)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4840 on: March 10, 2015, 08:02:12 PM »
Banned because I having chicken paprika, a rather Orthodox dish given it is famous through the Carpathians. Except it's Lent, and I am having wine and chicken. But hey, I'm betwiixt Rome and Constantinople.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4841 on: March 11, 2015, 04:29:13 PM »
Banned for trying to make me Hungry for hungarian.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4842 on: March 11, 2015, 05:51:33 PM »
Banned for being a fearful Hungarian goat, trying my patience when I hunger for lamb.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4843 on: March 12, 2015, 12:50:43 AM »
Lamb. Banned for making me yearn, too. Trying to figure out what I am going to make for my birthday meal. Lamb is really sounding good. The real question: chops or leg? Chops may be tastier, but leg is a lot more meat.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4844 on: March 12, 2015, 10:22:42 AM »
Banned for indecisiveness. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4845 on: March 12, 2015, 02:41:46 PM »
Banned for indecisiveness.

Banned for not allowing him to chew his meat.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4846 on: March 12, 2015, 03:11:57 PM »
Banned for meating during Great Lent.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4847 on: March 12, 2015, 03:34:36 PM »
Banned for looking at another forumers food options during Lent.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4848 on: March 12, 2015, 04:30:05 PM »
Quote from: Mor Ephrem
Why can't you just take your spiritual edification like a man? 

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4849 on: March 12, 2015, 04:32:53 PM »
Banned 'fore I get really mad and pray the fear of Gawd into you boy.

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« Reply #4850 on: March 12, 2015, 04:48:51 PM »
Banned 'fore I get really mad and pray the fear of Gawd into you boy.

I know I'm mad, I've always been mad, I've been mad for ******* years, so you're banned to the dark side of the moon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4851 on: March 19, 2015, 03:08:10 PM »
You are all hereby sentenced to listen to the voices on Pink Floyd's
"Dark Side of the Moon"
Everyone is banned until sentencing has been carried out.
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« Reply #4852 on: March 19, 2015, 03:16:34 PM »
Banned for lack of gumption and/or gall.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4853 on: March 21, 2015, 01:34:02 PM »
Banned because those are overrated qualities that went out with Reagan :-X
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« Reply #4854 on: March 21, 2015, 01:48:43 PM »
Banned because those qualities come easily when one has alzheimer.
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« Reply #4855 on: March 21, 2015, 01:55:48 PM »
Banned for mispronouncing Alzheimer.
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« Reply #4856 on: March 21, 2015, 07:08:30 PM »
Banned because German words are too hard.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4857 on: March 21, 2015, 09:22:20 PM »
Banned for not recognizing the totality, beauty, and beneficence of all human language that is found in Deutsch, the language of God.  A saint once said, "God became man, so that man might speak German."  Or something like that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4858 on: March 23, 2015, 12:59:30 PM »
Banned for not clicking your heels together and Roman-saluting before saying that.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4859 on: March 23, 2015, 01:12:15 PM »
Banned for not knowing that Mark Twain once said the German language was invented by a maniac.

I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
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