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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4770 on: March 02, 2015, 03:57:12 PM »
Banned for banning someone with such a great avatar.

Banned because though your beard, and therefore avatar is actually awesome, you cannot ban me for not having an awesome, adorable avatar, because then you would be a liar, and liars do not inherit the kingdom of heaven.

Banned because as lying sinners no one deserves the kingdom of heaven, only by the grace of God shall we.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4771 on: March 02, 2015, 05:09:24 PM »
For failing most terrifically at abiding by the instructions given us in that most holy book of Numbers, in the fifteenth chapter, in the twentieth verse, which declares and commands:

"Ye shall offer up a cake of the first of your dough for an heave offering to oc.net: as ye do the heave offering of the threshingfloor, so shall ye heave it."

You are therefore banned from this time until till you have fulfilled your obligation of doughy giving, and completed as a penance the wearing of sackcloth for a week, the mixing of 2 teaspoons of ash in your oatmeal (plain!) each morning for a week, and the planting of five cedars of Lebanon.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4772 on: March 02, 2015, 11:50:48 PM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4773 on: March 03, 2015, 02:28:48 PM »
Banned for lighting fireworks in your backyard when it is not! the 4th of July.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4774 on: March 03, 2015, 06:50:28 PM »
Banned for lighting fireworks in your backyard when it is not! the 4th of July.

Banned for thinking the 4th of July is worth celebrating

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4775 on: March 03, 2015, 09:09:54 PM »
Banned for not celebrating '4th of July,' which is a great song by Soundgarden no matter what you say.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4776 on: March 03, 2015, 09:37:40 PM »
Banned for any reason (I'm on moderation and who knows when this post will appear)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4777 on: March 03, 2015, 10:03:10 PM »
Banned for not watching Born on the Fourth of July right now like all pious Orthodox Christians.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4778 on: March 03, 2015, 11:41:59 PM »
Banned for thinking yourself pious.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4779 on: March 04, 2015, 01:19:39 AM »
Banned for assuming I was writing of myself.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4780 on: March 04, 2015, 02:03:38 AM »
Banner for saying, "writing of myself" instead of "writing about myself."

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4781 on: March 04, 2015, 02:32:28 AM »
Banner for saying, "writing of myself" instead of "writing about myself."

Okay, Daniel Tanner the Banner who is thus banned for living with two other men in San Francisco.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4782 on: March 04, 2015, 02:31:21 PM »
Thus to be banned for living with other guys when it used to be the other way around, seems thus a reason for banning you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4783 on: March 04, 2015, 09:04:49 PM »
Banning myself for shooting myself in the foot with my last comment.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4784 on: March 04, 2015, 11:05:19 PM »
Banned for subscribing to violence.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4785 on: March 05, 2015, 12:01:22 AM »
Banned for confusing a figure of speech as gun violence.  :laugh:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4786 on: March 05, 2015, 02:20:13 AM »
Banned because violent speech can kill figures.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4787 on: March 05, 2015, 04:31:08 AM »
Banned because I want to kill you, but it is Lent, and so I am giving up violence.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4788 on: March 05, 2015, 04:44:21 AM »
Ha!  "Giving up x for Lent"... what a Roman Catholic thing to say.  Banned for not manning up.
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« Reply #4789 on: March 05, 2015, 05:08:09 AM »
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« Reply #4790 on: March 05, 2015, 05:46:43 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4791 on: March 05, 2015, 06:07:50 AM »
Banned for too much affection in this thread of hate.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4792 on: March 05, 2015, 08:52:37 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4793 on: March 05, 2015, 09:04:56 AM »


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4794 on: March 05, 2015, 03:44:47 PM »
Banned for making me search google for that image .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4795 on: March 05, 2015, 03:51:47 PM »
Banned for not searching your heart instead, for that is where good old Mr. Belvedere should be.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4796 on: March 05, 2015, 03:54:19 PM »
Banned for living in a sitcom world.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4797 on: March 05, 2015, 04:48:49 PM »
Banned because

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4798 on: March 05, 2015, 04:56:38 PM »
Banned because didn't end sentence with a period.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4799 on: March 05, 2015, 06:16:39 PM »
Banned for thinking all sentences need ends via periods!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4800 on: March 05, 2015, 06:29:03 PM »
Banned for not know what a line is. I mean, seriously:

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4801 on: March 05, 2015, 06:43:05 PM »
Ban for leaving us breathless.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4802 on: March 05, 2015, 07:43:17 PM »
Ban for leaving us breathless.

Banned for being so witty.



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4803 on: March 05, 2015, 10:31:47 PM »
My name is Darth Vader. I come from planet Ban. You are banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4804 on: March 05, 2015, 11:48:14 PM »
Banned for not being witty.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4805 on: March 05, 2015, 11:53:21 PM »
Mr. Vader, this spacemail is being sent to inform you that during his visit today your pet skunk poofiekins lost another arm in a tragic accident aboard Spaceball 1. President Skroob wishes to assure you that your ongoing feud with Dark Helmet had nothing to do with this. However, considering what happened last time--we are thinking especially of the business with the nunchuks--we think it best if you take a break from visiting. BANNED! We will let you know when you can come back. Have a nice day!
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« Reply #4806 on: March 05, 2015, 11:54:13 PM »
I don't care if it was late. It took five minutes to type it in and it was gettin sent.  !!!!!!! :)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4807 on: March 06, 2015, 12:01:49 AM »
Banned for not banning the above post.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4808 on: March 06, 2015, 12:54:26 AM »
Put your wife Ann to bed, for if you do, you may figure out that she loves you no more, and wants you out of the house, or to at least sleep on the couch. As for the purpose of the thread, I need not answer it directly because I have told you by what I have written, if you look closely at the first clause of the first sentence.
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« Reply #4809 on: March 06, 2015, 01:25:09 AM »
tl;dr ban
Happy shall he be, that shall take and dash thy little ones against the rock. Alleluia.

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« Reply #4810 on: March 06, 2015, 01:35:41 AM »
You're banned for always being after my Lucky Charms!

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« Reply #4811 on: March 06, 2015, 01:41:08 AM »
Banned, red-headed Irish step-child.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4812 on: March 06, 2015, 04:01:51 AM »
Banned because you are making fun of red heads So


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« Reply #4813 on: March 06, 2015, 04:39:33 AM »
Banned for wasting time.  If it was your intent, banned for wasted intentions.
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« Reply #4814 on: March 06, 2015, 02:50:44 PM »
Banned for being intentive.
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