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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4725 on: February 07, 2015, 03:51:04 PM »
Banned for failed epic.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4726 on: February 07, 2015, 03:52:08 PM »
Banned for not trying.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4727 on: February 09, 2015, 04:55:09 PM »
Banned for thinking I should or would.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4728 on: February 13, 2015, 04:05:39 PM »
Banned for a "No" sign in your avatar.

(Lame reason, I know, but I'm a little short on sleep so I can't come up with a deeper, wiser reason.)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4729 on: February 14, 2015, 01:28:22 AM »
Banned for being lame.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4730 on: February 14, 2015, 10:23:41 AM »
Ban sleep,
and the feeling of sleepiness.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4731 on: February 14, 2015, 02:06:58 PM »
Ban sleep,
and the feeling of sleepiness.

Banned for dissing Sleepy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4732 on: February 15, 2015, 12:51:16 AM »
Banned for not banning Doc, an unlicensed quack physician.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4733 on: February 15, 2015, 02:26:58 AM »
Banned for calling a dwarf a quack doctor without justification
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4734 on: February 16, 2015, 03:48:46 PM »
Banned because Doc had no malpractice insurance. :o
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4735 on: February 16, 2015, 03:54:14 PM »
Banned because Doc had no malpractice insurance. :o

Bann malpractice under Obama Care.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4736 on: February 16, 2015, 04:57:21 PM »
Banned for malpractice! You failed to ban the person above you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4737 on: February 16, 2015, 05:01:25 PM »
Banned for being a guru
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4738 on: February 16, 2015, 05:04:34 PM »
Banned for being High. ;)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4739 on: February 16, 2015, 05:05:59 PM »
Banned because I like being High
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4740 on: February 16, 2015, 05:11:25 PM »
Who's the best around at exegetin'
And all the girls wanna take to the prayer meetin'?
Shaft. Justin.
You know it.
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
Shaft. Justin.
Can you dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
When there's danger all about?
Shaft. Justin.
Right on.
They say this cat Shaft Justin is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft Justin.
(Then we can dig it)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4741 on: February 16, 2015, 05:22:22 PM »
Banned for being Shafted.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2015, 05:24:00 PM by Sinful Hypocrite »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4742 on: February 16, 2015, 07:34:35 PM »
Ban for banning the Shift in Shaft
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4743 on: February 17, 2015, 02:42:29 PM »
Banned for being shifty.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4744 on: February 22, 2015, 04:45:56 PM »
Hurry up and ban me, before this site closes down :o
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4745 on: February 22, 2015, 05:53:38 PM »
Provisions to last through the Clean Monday shutdown:

- An empty chamber pot
- 3 long rubber bands
- a DVD copy of 'The Sound of Music'
- 2 disposable razors and cherry-flavored whip cream

and.... . . .

oh yes!

A BAN for YOU!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4746 on: February 22, 2015, 06:11:39 PM »
Provisions to last through the Clean Monday shutdown:

- An empty chamber pot
- 3 long rubber bands
- a DVD copy of 'The Sound of Music'
- 2 disposable razors and cherry-flavored whip cream

and.... . . .

oh yes!

A BAN for YOU!

Banned because you forgot the toilet paper :'(
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4747 on: February 24, 2015, 09:20:49 AM »
Banned for implying he forgot anything.  God gave many two hands.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4748 on: February 24, 2015, 05:26:12 PM »
Really!, what was he going to do with the chamber pot , use his hands afterward, maybe he could use the rubber bands, or maybe he can just hold it.

 Banned for disrespecting clean monday .
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4749 on: February 24, 2015, 05:51:22 PM »
Banned for having a boring profile pic.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4750 on: February 25, 2015, 01:09:06 AM »
Banned for having an avatar with a cool hat when you hate hats.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4751 on: February 25, 2015, 01:51:04 AM »
Banned for hating too many things

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4752 on: February 25, 2015, 02:03:31 AM »
Hating? HATING? HATING?

I looked at your first 25 posts. Leaving out the posts that were only pictures, here is the first word from each post:

... Can't Our [N/A] Sitting Check That's Maybe Because We Please [N/A] The Humility Aww Here That Forgive Our There There I Asking The Note

And you have the nerve to say that others hate, when you say such horrible, hateful, evil things?

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4753 on: February 25, 2015, 02:11:20 AM »
Banned for not getting that I was making a pun based on his HAT remark!!!   8)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4754 on: February 25, 2015, 03:05:34 AM »
Banned for not trying.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4755 on: February 25, 2015, 07:50:58 AM »
Banned for trying.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4756 on: February 26, 2015, 12:09:09 PM »
Banned for tripping while trying to type
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4757 on: February 26, 2015, 01:01:55 PM »
Quoth the Ozzman:

Leb, Leb, you've gone too far
Because smoking and tripping is all that you do
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4758 on: February 26, 2015, 02:18:52 PM »
Quoth the Ozzman:

Leb, Leb, you've gone too far
Because smoking and tripping is all that you do
Bannnnnnnnnnnned

Are you on drugs? good, give me some after I Ban you so we can all go trippin with no baggage.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4759 on: February 26, 2015, 11:01:01 PM »
Banned for smoking dope, jumping rope, and sipping ice water.
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« Reply #4760 on: February 27, 2015, 12:28:44 AM »





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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4761 on: February 27, 2015, 01:35:12 AM »
I think I should just ban myself, for thinking of following that act. Oh, well, the ban must fall.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4762 on: February 27, 2015, 01:59:14 AM »
Uneasy lies the head that wears a ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4763 on: February 27, 2015, 03:47:22 PM »
Banned because I thought I was the head here that wears the ban. 8)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4764 on: February 27, 2015, 06:31:00 PM »
Banned for thinking a-head or even heading a band
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4765 on: February 27, 2015, 06:44:18 PM »
Clearly you were among the "children of ban" mentioned in several places in the Bible (1 Chron. 9:4; Ezra 2:10; 10:29; etc.)... now live up to your name!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4766 on: February 27, 2015, 09:04:29 PM »
U iz banned
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4767 on: February 28, 2015, 01:30:34 PM »
U iz banned

Banned for being gone for so long, then having the audacity to ban a long suffering imposter like Kissel.
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« Reply #4768 on: February 28, 2015, 01:49:59 PM »
Banned for banning someone with such a great avatar.
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« Reply #4769 on: February 28, 2015, 01:57:24 PM »
Banned for banning someone with such a great avatar.

Banned because though your beard, and therefore avatar is actually awesome, you cannot ban me for not having an awesome, adorable avatar, because then you would be a liar, and liars do not inherit the kingdom of heaven.
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