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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4545 on: December 22, 2014, 07:01:02 PM »
You were banned in the Thriller I just read.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4546 on: December 22, 2014, 07:04:19 PM »
Banned because that's just weird.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4547 on: December 22, 2014, 07:52:27 PM »
Banned because so many Australian girls seems to be blonde, and so they have two reasons to be hot. Accents and blonde hair. Oh, and subjects of Her Majesty. Three reasons. Banned, you Dutch swine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4548 on: December 22, 2014, 08:20:32 PM »
Banned because he likes wine not swine.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4549 on: December 22, 2014, 09:17:23 PM »
Behold the ecstatic shock of joy that people have when they are told about your banning!


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4550 on: December 22, 2014, 09:37:20 PM »
Banned for revealing the manner in which ear drums are perforated.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4551 on: December 22, 2014, 10:24:53 PM »
This man calls for your ban.



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4552 on: December 22, 2014, 11:17:33 PM »
Banned for showing a image of Salute Your Shorts because I wonder how many people on here who grew up in the 90s rememeber that show. I do hold you in my heart, brother, and when I think about you, it makes me want to fart.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4553 on: December 22, 2014, 11:51:36 PM »
BANNED!!!!!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4554 on: December 23, 2014, 04:04:18 PM »
Banned for being touched by a thoughtless spirit.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4555 on: December 23, 2014, 04:41:34 PM »
Banned for being touched by a thoughtful spirit. Merry Christmas though. It is the thought that counts.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4556 on: December 23, 2014, 05:51:43 PM »
For the holidays I bought you something from here (wanna guess what it is?)...


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4557 on: December 23, 2014, 06:36:25 PM »
Banned for showing where Mor shops.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4558 on: December 25, 2014, 02:59:26 AM »
Banned for not showing what he buys.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4559 on: December 25, 2014, 06:43:41 PM »
Banned for caring about what Mor T buys.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4560 on: December 25, 2014, 08:05:42 PM »
I pity the banned!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4561 on: December 25, 2014, 09:18:46 PM »
I pity those who are banned from AT&T because they're spokesman spokeswoman is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4562 on: December 25, 2014, 09:20:01 PM »
Banned because the only chance you'd have with her is in your mind.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4563 on: December 26, 2014, 07:52:26 AM »
Who said I wanted her? Banned for being a donkey and assuming. You make an ass out or you and me, that is what Jesus rode on Palm Sunday, moderators.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4564 on: December 26, 2014, 07:57:58 AM »
Banned because if she were your cousin, then you'd want her, you royalist.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4565 on: December 26, 2014, 08:45:23 AM »
Banned because We have to keep the blood pure and noble, so We cannot mix it with the lesser blood of your peasant types, you democrat. Of course I do not mean the party. You are not even a republican. You want mob rule, you barbarian. We, our most royal self, do hereby ban you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4566 on: December 26, 2014, 08:47:43 AM »
Banned for holding onto the "pure blood" myth.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4567 on: December 26, 2014, 10:10:21 AM »
Banned because, yes, I believe in pure blood, but not that pure race nonsense like you  :P I'd marry an African princess before I would marry an white peasant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4568 on: December 26, 2014, 02:44:08 PM »
Banned for missing the moral point made in the movie Coming To America!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4569 on: December 26, 2014, 02:55:55 PM »
Banned for missing the boat leaving America.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4570 on: December 26, 2014, 08:22:22 PM »
Banned for being fresh on the boat rather than fresh off.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4571 on: December 26, 2014, 09:40:21 PM »
Banned for being a fresh fish who is going to crack. One of you always crack the first night, and we oc.netters don't stop fishin till we reel one in!


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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4572 on: December 27, 2014, 01:20:44 AM »
Banned for not paying me in smokes when I win that bet.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4573 on: December 27, 2014, 03:18:26 AM »
Banned for being this guy


Two month ban, in the hole.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4574 on: December 27, 2014, 03:24:43 AM »
Why do you want to be part of the Shawshank Sisters?  Banned.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4575 on: December 27, 2014, 03:35:15 AM »
I talked to a man who knows how to get things. He got me an authentic, limited edition ban. I am now giving it to you. The warden is waiting to give it to you out in the yard.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4576 on: December 27, 2014, 03:41:04 AM »
In 2014, Justin Kissel escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old copy of the Philokalia, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man six hundred years to tunnel through the ban with it. Old Kissel did it in less than twenty.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4577 on: December 27, 2014, 10:59:11 AM »
Banned because you could never say that like Morgan Freeman.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4578 on: December 27, 2014, 11:16:07 AM »
Banned because that's too easy.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4579 on: December 27, 2014, 11:35:38 AM »
Banned for posting two black guys in a row.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4580 on: December 27, 2014, 11:48:34 AM »
Banned for not posting a third. 

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4581 on: December 27, 2014, 01:18:57 PM »
I don't believe you people.



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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4582 on: December 27, 2014, 01:28:12 PM »
Banned for posting a black guy that looks too white

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4583 on: December 27, 2014, 02:04:45 PM »
Banned for being from Kentucky.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4584 on: December 27, 2014, 02:41:13 PM »
Banned because I go through Paris relatively often.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4585 on: December 27, 2014, 02:43:22 PM »
Thou art banished unto the third generation, foul peasant.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4586 on: December 27, 2014, 02:44:47 PM »
We may be bastards, but We are Borgia bastards, and Our son can destroy your city, and We can excommunicate you. Banned and excommunicated!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4587 on: December 27, 2014, 02:45:40 PM »
You are condemned to drinking Bucklebury Ferry water till your innards burst!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4588 on: December 27, 2014, 02:46:30 PM »
Hunch Punch is more my style with real corn whiskey.  BANNED.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4589 on: December 27, 2014, 02:48:24 PM »
Banned! You make me want to get off here, watch some Hulu, or another Borgias episode, and go drink the Irish whisky I got for Christmas. See you latter. Keep banning.
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