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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4500 on: December 16, 2014, 07:54:03 PM »
Both of you are banned for raiding golf bags for supplies for your noontime tea parties!
"The bed is too short to stretch out on, the blanket too narrow to wrap around you." (Isa. 28:20)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4501 on: December 16, 2014, 07:55:10 PM »
Banned because teatime is at five, not noon, nor even four. High tea is at five, just before Vespers.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4502 on: December 16, 2014, 08:37:05 PM »
Banned because golf is as Mark Twain said, "a good walk wasted".
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4503 on: December 17, 2014, 02:07:03 AM »
Banned because golf is as Mark Twain said, "a good walk wasted".

Great googly moogly! You're banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4504 on: December 17, 2014, 12:08:03 PM »
This is unlike you.  This is your shortest ban that I have seen.  You are banned for being unlike you.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4505 on: December 17, 2014, 12:15:45 PM »
As the great Alfred Matthew Yankovic once put it:

Now, what Mina wanna do?
Wanna be a hacker? Code cracker? Slacker?
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What??
It's all about the bans! (It's all about the bans, baby)
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4506 on: December 17, 2014, 12:43:36 PM »
This is so good it deserves a quotable.

Banned because I'm jealous.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4507 on: December 17, 2014, 01:20:44 PM »
Banned for making me feel bad, since I quoted it from a song by Weird Al...  :-\  :angel:
"The bed is too short to stretch out on, the blanket too narrow to wrap around you." (Isa. 28:20)

"For because they wronged the simple, they shall be slain; and an inquisition shall ruin the ungodly." (Prov. 1:32 LXX)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4508 on: December 17, 2014, 01:50:49 PM »
Banned for making me feel bad, since I quoted it from a song by Weird Al...  :-\  :angel:

Banned for allowing your feelings to be hurt on an internet forum. Man up!

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4509 on: December 17, 2014, 03:29:03 PM »
Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4510 on: December 17, 2014, 03:48:38 PM »
Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.

In college I had a liberal girl ask me in frustration, "Are you one of those guys that want all women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?" My response was, "There's no reason for them to be barefoot..."  

So you are banned for presuming on my pusillanimity.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4511 on: December 17, 2014, 05:23:17 PM »
Banned for not simply calling him womanish, rather telling him to man up. Man up yourself, and don't fear to upset the kitchen help.

In college I had a liberal girl ask me in frustration, "Are you one of those guys that want all women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen?" My response was, "There's no reason for them to be barefoot..."  

So you are banned for presuming on my pusillanimity.

Banned for being so witty.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4512 on: December 18, 2014, 05:58:24 PM »
Banned because your avatar is not working, and I wanted to see the effect Santa was having.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4513 on: December 18, 2014, 06:03:53 PM »
Bambam BigeBanned, for goodness says you ought to be, and I always trust my bff goodness.
"The bed is too short to stretch out on, the blanket too narrow to wrap around you." (Isa. 28:20)

"For because they wronged the simple, they shall be slain; and an inquisition shall ruin the ungodly." (Prov. 1:32 LXX)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4514 on: December 19, 2014, 05:48:26 PM »
Banned for going over the cliff on your BF Goodrich tires.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4515 on: December 19, 2014, 07:36:28 PM »
Banned for not using Firestone tires.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4516 on: December 20, 2014, 03:46:49 PM »
Banned for driving a stone age classic car.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4517 on: December 20, 2014, 04:50:41 PM »
Banned by the Jetsons.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4518 on: December 20, 2014, 07:20:15 PM »
Banned for believing in a future that doesn't exist.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4519 on: December 20, 2014, 07:25:54 PM »
Find the light at the end of the tunnel. Well go ahead. What is it? Why that's right! It's my shining ban hammer of death! Thrice bright, thrice brilliant, thrice bantastic!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4520 on: December 20, 2014, 08:04:02 PM »
Light at the end of the tunnel?  My friend, turn back before you enter the eternal lake of ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4521 on: December 21, 2014, 07:46:32 AM »
Light at the end of the tunnel?  My friend, turn back before you enter the eternal lake of ban.

All hope abandon, ye who enter here. Hope never to see the sky again! Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4522 on: December 21, 2014, 07:53:39 AM »
The sky is banning!  The sky is banning!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4523 on: December 21, 2014, 12:33:29 PM »
Banned by the authority of my avatar. First, for being a schismatic, and two for thinking that the sky has the ability to reason, and thus ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4524 on: December 21, 2014, 01:01:16 PM »
Banned for being a wannabe Catalan pretender.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4525 on: December 21, 2014, 01:21:45 PM »
Banned for being a wannabe Catalan pretender.

Banned because The Borgias is an awesome show, though Alexander VI is about the worst example of a pope there can be. And Casar Borgia is more badbutt that Putin. Besides, not a pretender. Valid pope. Just a bad one. Unless you ask Machiavelli.

EDIT: Actually this current pope is the worst example.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4526 on: December 21, 2014, 01:24:59 PM »
Banned for judging who is a worst pope.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4527 on: December 21, 2014, 01:36:51 PM »
Banned for having a French user name. I am sure you think the Avignon popes were the best.

EDIT: Banned also because I someone else's username instead of yours. Though my mistake, you are still banned just because.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4528 on: December 21, 2014, 02:13:39 PM »
Banned for making a mistake.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4529 on: December 21, 2014, 02:14:07 PM »
Banned because, Here we go, Steelers, here we go!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4530 on: December 21, 2014, 02:15:55 PM »
Terrible towel banned because those nasty things never get washed.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4531 on: December 21, 2014, 04:41:08 PM »
Banned because those nasty tales can sometimes be used to wipe up water on the kitchen floor.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4532 on: December 21, 2014, 05:00:01 PM »
Banned for tall tales.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4533 on: December 21, 2014, 05:47:26 PM »
Banned for insulting my giraffe.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4534 on: December 21, 2014, 05:55:59 PM »
Banned paperhanger.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4535 on: December 21, 2014, 05:56:13 PM »
I sent the giraffe home to the zoo. Her Mother was worried sick! Shame on you for keeping her out beyond her curfew! Banned!

"The bed is too short to stretch out on, the blanket too narrow to wrap around you." (Isa. 28:20)

"For because they wronged the simple, they shall be slain; and an inquisition shall ruin the ungodly." (Prov. 1:32 LXX)

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4536 on: December 21, 2014, 05:56:35 PM »
Banned for ninja posting ahead of me!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4537 on: December 21, 2014, 06:03:49 PM »


Go make a fruit salad to console your ban.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4538 on: December 21, 2014, 06:06:11 PM »
Banned for revealing large Marge.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4539 on: December 21, 2014, 06:07:24 PM »
Hey Banny Jean, Michael Jackson is haunting you to give back his giraffe and telling you that you are not his lover.

The next two posters are banned for continuing to use their martial arts for the wrong purpose.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4540 on: December 21, 2014, 06:31:12 PM »
You are not a smooth criminal.  Banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4541 on: December 21, 2014, 06:45:55 PM »
Hey beat it and get banned.  And if no one wants to beat it and get banned, beat it and get banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4542 on: December 21, 2014, 06:50:29 PM »
It doesn't matter if you're black or white....you're banned!
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4543 on: December 21, 2014, 08:42:20 PM »
It's time for you to look at the man in the mirror, cause these jokes you're making are as bad as dirty Diana. Real banning is as easy as ABC.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #4544 on: December 21, 2014, 09:16:29 PM »
Banned! the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a ban to call your own
You'll never be alone
And you my friend will see
You've got a ban in thee
Vain existence can never exist, for "unless the LORD builds the house, the builders labor in vain." (Psalm 127)

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