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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #450 on: August 05, 2012, 01:08:56 AM »
Banned for making up adjectives.
What? Are you referring to my username? ???

Banned for confusing me! :P
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #451 on: August 05, 2012, 01:09:59 AM »
Banned for not knowing that I am referring to "Leonian" and "Severian."
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #452 on: August 05, 2012, 01:14:06 AM »
Banned for not knowing that I am referring to "Leonian" and "Severian."

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #453 on: August 05, 2012, 01:17:52 AM »
Banned for having a non-Ambrosian icon of St. Patrick for an avatar.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #454 on: August 05, 2012, 01:19:24 AM »
Banned for not knowing that I am referring to "Leonian" and "Severian."

Banned for not knowing that these terms were used on this site years before I came along.

Following the above principle established by Leo, a Leonian would declare that: “The Word performed miracles, and the flesh suffered.” Whilst the Word is portrayed as the subject of divine action, it is the flesh that is portrayed as the subject of human action. How in contrast would the miracles and sufferings of Christ be expressed  Orthodox Alexandrian/Cyrillian Christology?

Some teachings attributed to Severus maintained by later "Severians" were condemned in a joint Council by the Syriac and Armenian Orthodox Churches while not at all condeming Severus himself.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #455 on: August 05, 2012, 01:20:01 AM »
Banned for taking the time to look that up.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #456 on: August 05, 2012, 01:25:44 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #457 on: August 05, 2012, 01:33:08 AM »
Banned for not having an avatar.
banned for having yet to used the words inshallah, alhamdulillah,or salam in any of your posts yet  ;D

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #458 on: August 05, 2012, 01:37:23 AM »
Banned for being right and for making a good point. I, insha'Allah, will be sure to keep this in mind from now on.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #459 on: August 05, 2012, 01:46:00 AM »
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #460 on: August 05, 2012, 10:16:37 AM »
Banned for PMing me.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #461 on: August 05, 2012, 10:48:09 AM »
Banned for having a life and too small postcount.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #462 on: August 05, 2012, 01:55:55 PM »
Banned for poor spelling.

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« Reply #463 on: August 05, 2012, 01:59:19 PM »
Banned for poor spelling.

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« Reply #464 on: August 05, 2012, 02:08:30 PM »
Banned for impersonating me.
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« Reply #465 on: August 05, 2012, 02:28:06 PM »
Banned for poor spelling.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #466 on: August 05, 2012, 03:05:49 PM »
Banned for apologizing. We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition, a man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.
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« Reply #467 on: August 05, 2012, 03:08:58 PM »
Banned for apologizing. We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition, a man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.

Banned for making Karate Kid sound like American Psycho.

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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #468 on: August 05, 2012, 04:22:00 PM »
Banned for redundant quoting.
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #469 on: August 05, 2012, 05:01:03 PM »
Banned for inquiring into the OCA. 
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Re: Ban the person above
« Reply #470 on: August 05, 2012, 05:09:28 PM »
Banned for being an American instead of a Russian, a Serbian or a Greek.
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« Reply #471 on: August 05, 2012, 05:11:40 PM »
Banned for forgetting Poland ;)
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« Reply #472 on: August 05, 2012, 05:20:19 PM »
Banned for forgetting Afghanistan, Pakistan, Cyprus, Germany, Italy, Romania, Swaziland, South Africa, Canada, Great Britain, Denmark, Eritrea, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Japan, Taiwan, Australia, India, Ceylon, Morocco, Israel, Turkey, Bulgaria, Ireland, etc.
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« Reply #473 on: August 05, 2012, 05:22:26 PM »
Banned for thinking that any of those countries can top Poland!

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« Reply #474 on: August 05, 2012, 05:27:46 PM »
Banned for puttin' Putin in bush in Bush reference!
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« Reply #475 on: August 05, 2012, 05:36:50 PM »
Banned for confusing me with your foreign politics. I'm American, and as all Americans know, the rest of the world exists insofar as it relates to America.
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« Reply #476 on: August 05, 2012, 05:37:22 PM »
^ Banned for still inquiring.
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« Reply #477 on: August 05, 2012, 05:38:07 PM »
banned for missing the chance to tell OrthoNoob that his perpetuation of a stereotype does not help matters.

and banned for being a leftist which is not about egalitarianism in the least.
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« Reply #478 on: August 05, 2012, 05:44:06 PM »
Banned for thinking leftists are not egalitarian. (This, btw, from one who is neither leftist nor egalitarian.)
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« Reply #479 on: August 05, 2012, 05:46:21 PM »
Banned for trying to have a serious discussion in this thread.
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« Reply #480 on: August 05, 2012, 06:03:58 PM »
Banned for ambiguous Faith and Jurisdiction statuses.
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« Reply #481 on: August 05, 2012, 06:07:29 PM »
banned for being a Protestant complaining about these matters.

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« Reply #482 on: August 05, 2012, 06:18:33 PM »
Banned for having an optical illusion type avatar!
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« Reply #483 on: August 05, 2012, 06:24:19 PM »
Banned for being more eccentric than I
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« Reply #484 on: August 05, 2012, 06:28:28 PM »
Banned for eccentricity.

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« Reply #485 on: August 05, 2012, 07:35:30 PM »
banned for somehow having less than half the number of posts than me

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« Reply #486 on: August 05, 2012, 07:40:47 PM »
Banned for leaning Lutheran!!!1!!!ONE!!
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« Reply #487 on: August 05, 2012, 09:02:09 PM »
Banned for leaning Lutheran!!!1!!!ONE!!

Banned for handling that inappropriately. If you catch someone leaning, you don't ban them, you hand them a broom and tell them if they have time to lean then they have time to clean.
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« Reply #488 on: August 05, 2012, 09:08:29 PM »
Banned for being an OC.net guru.
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« Reply #489 on: August 05, 2012, 09:26:39 PM »
Banned for believing I was some kind of guru. You can't believe everything you read on the internet.
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« Reply #490 on: August 05, 2012, 09:32:07 PM »
Banned for not having a custom title.
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« Reply #491 on: August 05, 2012, 10:54:47 PM »
Banned for forgetting Afghanistan, Pakistan, Cyprus, Germany, Italy, Romania, Swaziland, South Africa, Canada, Great Britain, Denmark, Eritrea, Saudi Arabia, Ukraine, Uzbekistan, Japan, Taiwan, Australia, India, Ceylon, Morocco, Israel, Turkey, Bulgaria, Ireland, etc.
Banned for forgetting Egypt.

I also ban myself for banning you, instead of banning myself.
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« Reply #492 on: August 05, 2012, 11:05:17 PM »
Banned for self-banning.
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« Reply #493 on: August 06, 2012, 12:20:38 AM »
Banned for self-banning.
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« Reply #494 on: August 06, 2012, 12:23:50 AM »
Banned for having a moving avatar.
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